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Old 10-16-2013, 02:25 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Cats ARE jerks, and in more ways than this. My one, George, got out yesterday morning, and hasn't been back since, although we've seen him. He refuses to come to us when we call him. This is the same cat that begs for food every.single.time I step foot in the kitchen, even if he was just fed. And who HAS to sleep on my lap...well, sprawl on my lap...when I'm trying to watch television. But, apparently, none of that matters to him right now. He's a special kind of jerk at the moment.
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Old 10-16-2013, 02:32 PM   #3 (permalink)
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This made me laugh so hard my stomach ached. I loved it! Thank you for sharing it.
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Old 10-16-2013, 02:45 PM   #4 (permalink)
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This made me laugh so hard my stomach ached. I loved it! Thank you for sharing it.
I really loved the dogs who took the initiative and drug the beds around until the cats either fell off or left. Or the sweet ones who tried the 'sharing' route.
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Old 10-16-2013, 02:59 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Given his incessant pestering and bitching, I can draw no other conclusion than that my cat is a Republican.
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Old 10-16-2013, 03:17 PM   #8 (permalink)
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The video was hilarious. Thank you!

My cat is just plain weird. We have a dog bed for him but he refuses to use it unless my comforter is covering it.
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My cat does this to me every night. No matter where on the bed I try to sleep, I wake up at some point with the cat stretched as long as possible in that spot and me curled in some awkward, spine-twisting, muscle-numbing, high-level yoga position in a seemingly much smaller area. And then, I swear he smirks.
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My cat does this to me every night. No matter where on the bed I try to sleep, I wake up at some point with the cat stretched as long as possible in that spot and me curled in some awkward, spine-twisting, muscle-numbing, high-level yoga position in a seemingly much smaller area. And then, I swear he smirks.
Same thing here...only with THREE of them. All on MY side of the bed. It's a Queen-sized bed, FFS...but they want my side. I fell asleep on the loveseat the other night, and woke up with one pushing my feet off the arm of the loveseat, another in the little space under my legs and the 3rd smack dab on my groin. And then wondered why my back hurt.
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Same thing here...only with THREE of them. All on MY side of the bed. It's a Queen-sized bed, FFS...but they want my side. I fell asleep on the loveseat the other night, and woke up with one pushing my feet off the arm of the loveseat, another in the little space under my legs and the 3rd smack dab on my groin. And then wondered why my back hurt.

Wlecome to our world. After 12 years we are still trying to figure out how one cat manages to do the work of three.
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Old 10-16-2013, 04:33 PM   #13 (permalink)
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That poster needs an "except if you're in the kitchen" disclaimer.
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Old 10-16-2013, 06:31 PM   #16 (permalink)
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That poster needs an "except if you're in the kitchen" disclaimer.
That's when mine...well 2 of them...try to kill me. By quietly sneaking up and laying right behind my feet as I'm cooking. So I can trip over them when I turn around to walk. Then they run off and snicker behind their little paws! I just know it!! We don't have steps they can trip me on, so this is the tactic they use.
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That just hurts to look at. I wanted an "ouch" button.

I only have one cat now, and she's old and fat and lazy. She's always been feral, but as she got used to our dogs, she learned that the best way to be a bitch, was to lay in a doorway where someone was.

For instance, if I'm cooking in the kitchen, she'll lay in the doorway so the dogs can't come through. If I'm in my bedroom, she lays in that doorway.

My poor puppies will just sit about a foot away from her and whine for someone to help them.

Don't get me wrong, I love my cat. She's diabolically mean to the dogs though.
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The kitten will curl right up against his head, butt towards his face & then fart.....

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Aww, well maybe I was lucky, but most of the cats I've owned over the years haven't been bitchy towards me (now towards my brothers, well.. >.>)
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I have to lock my cat out of my room before I go to bed at night. He will curl up to sleep beside me- but as soon as I fall asleep, he will get up on top of me to smack me on the nose until I wake up.
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Yeah..he's a bastard. I adopted a couple of bastards too. They are so lucky I love them otherwise they'd be out on their furry litle arses.
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