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Old 10-17-2013, 04:17 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Old 10-17-2013, 04:42 AM   #27 (permalink)
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LOL i love cats but i feel really bad for the dog >.<
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Old 10-17-2013, 04:46 AM   #28 (permalink)
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I had a cat that liked to knock stuff off the shelved headboard when he wanted eats.
One morning he knocked down a mug of water......right onto himself.
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Old 10-18-2013, 11:31 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Old 10-18-2013, 11:34 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 10-19-2013, 12:21 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Old 10-19-2013, 07:37 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Poor Cindy. She doesn't know what cats being jerks actually looks like.

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Old 10-19-2013, 10:52 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Old 10-19-2013, 10:56 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Poor Cindy. She doesn't know what cats being jerks actually looks like.
Sure I do! But I don't want the Kitty Jihad after me, so i try to be nice, too!

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Old 10-19-2013, 10:58 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Old 10-19-2013, 11:25 AM   #37 (permalink)
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One thing I can say about cats is that they are smarter than we think and very manipulative! We have had a few cats over the years and I don't care much for them. I know I'm taking my life into my hands saying that out loud But I don't! I like watching them play and do crazy things but that's about it. I hate the smell, even if there's clean litter boxes I can still smell them, and I hate how they stand around constantly meowing. It grates on me like fingernails on chalkboard. We had this cat and I called him Neumann just so I could say to him when he walked into the room, "Hello, Neumann," in the same disgusted tone Jerry Seinfeld used to address the mailman, Neumann.

But here's the thing, they are manipulative, cats know I don't care for them and therefore they go out of their way to hang around me, just to bug me! I go to people's houses and their cat will come out from whatever closet it was hiding in and crawl all over me. People will say, "Wow, she never comes out when company is here. You must REALLY love cats and she knows it!" I have to grin and pet the cat and agree because it's really rude to diss people's pets. Neumann never left me alone and insisted on even being in bed with me. I'd wake up with him on my chest just staring at me like the cat from Pet Sematary. The only good thing about Neumann was we didn't have to have a litter box because I trained him to use the yard instead.

I know you are all laughing at me now and my cat malady syndrome but I swear it is true, they know it and abuse it!
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Old 10-19-2013, 12:23 PM   #39 (permalink)
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My mother disliked cats, too, Jack.

I remember she once moved in with me for a couple of months, and she was always rolling her eyes and complaining about my cat. Anyhoo, of course my cat knew my mother hated her, and she could also probably pick up on the tension between my mother and I (adult children and parents, don't you know).

Anyway, late one night, my mother runs into my room screaming for me to wake up. I thought, OMG Fire! Intruder! Earthquake! No. My mother wanted me to come see what my cat did.

My cat, who had always been extra clean and princessy, who never went outside her box, had shat a huge cow-patty shaped, must-have-been-sick dump in the middle of her bed. Completely deliberate, I'm sure.

My mother was so angry, she even told me the next morning it was her or the cat. She said this in MY home.

For years afterward, she would tell anyone who would listen how her own daughter picked a cat over her mother.
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