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Old 05-23-2012, 04:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
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This month, it's OK to be a jerkoff
May is National Masturbation Month

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Old 05-23-2012, 07:11 PM   #3 (permalink)
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if you wer gonna post Pink, it shoulda been "Fingers" =P

DiVinyls did it better

Green Day too

Tori Amos (more than once in the same song, the piano intro is a musical reflection)

duh, the Lords Of Acid (no one ever remembers this one)

probably the only Violent Femmes songs most people know
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Old 05-23-2012, 08:14 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Now who is the jerkoff who didn't mention this 23 days ago?

Please excuse me I have a lot to catch up on now.
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Old 05-23-2012, 08:25 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Now who is the jerkoff who didn't mention this 23 days ago?

Please excuse me I have a lot to catch up on now.
Sorry, I was busy.
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Old 05-23-2012, 10:05 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 05-23-2012, 11:01 PM   #8 (permalink)
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'Octomom' Porn Video: 'I'm Excited For It To Come Out' (PHOTO)

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if you wer gonna post Pink, it shoulda been "Fingers" =P

DiVinyls did it better
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Green Day too
Longview - Green Day + Lyrics - YouTube

Tori Amos (more than once in the same song, the piano intro is a musical reflection)
Tori Amos - Icicle - YouTube

duh, the Lords Of Acid (no one ever remembers this one)
Lords Of Acid - The Most Wonderful Girl (Lust) - YouTube

probably the only Violent Femmes songs most people know
Violent Femmes - Blister in the Sun - YouTube
Don't forget this one:

and this:

I'm sure there's more out there too
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