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Old 05-01-2012, 01:44 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 05-01-2012, 01:45 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 05-01-2012, 01:49 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I don't think he has much of a case. He would have to find a few other guys who weren't too embarrassed to admit that a Corbin-Pacific bike seat gave them perma-wood.
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Old 05-01-2012, 07:42 PM   #5 (permalink)
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What's the problem here? You guys are that way all through adolescence.
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Old 05-01-2012, 11:48 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 05-02-2012, 12:20 AM   #7 (permalink)
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If the seat was also built in1993 then I imagine, if this were a legitimate issue, something would have come out about it before now.
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it was an after market seat that he bought and had installed himself
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Yeh n' I kinda miss that. Time fa me ta get a motorcycle!


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Did he get the erection only after the ride, or during? If during, why did he wait 4 hours before getting off the bike? Was he not able to feel at all? You'd think after an hour one would start thinking something's wrong...
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Old 05-02-2012, 11:32 AM   #11 (permalink)
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If during, why did he wait 4 hours before getting off the bike? Was he not able to feel at all? You'd think after an hour one would start thinking something's wrong...
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Old 05-02-2012, 12:10 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I'll take your word for it, of course. But in the article, it says his destination was 2 hours there, and 2 hours back. He must have gotten off his bike? Are you saying men can't realise they're being 'hampered' by snug pants at these times?

Anyhoo, I'm sure this must all be terrible and painful for him, I just think that if motor bike vibrations and seats were at the root of this, we would hear about it happening more often. If it is the cause, I hope this seat is taken off the market.
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In general, BMWs don't shake at all. The engine is smooth by design. As for the Corbin seat; that's a USA made aftermarket part and probably the biggest standalone brand name for motorcycle seats today. He ain't gonna get much out of this. (o.O)
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