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Old 01-22-2012, 01:47 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Perpetual motion machine « Why Evolution Is True



Cats solve the problem every time.
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The part to where you attach it to the generator. It looks you put it... well you insert into the cats..... Poor kitty
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Surely once you attach the cat to the generator, its no longer falling thus no longer rotating?










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The engineer in me asks... So, why is the generator still attached to what looks like a 4-cylinder diesel? (o.o)
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I have to agree with both previous posters.... obviously you have to attach fan blades or magnets to it and stuff int into a tube to turn it into a generator or a turbine.
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The part to where you attach it to the generator. It looks you put it... well you insert into the cats..... Poor kitty
As a former vet tech who has had more than his fair share of screaming and hissing tasmanian devil pussy, let me tell you that this machine is not possible. Cats have the unique ability to completely close off that end of themselves in much the same way skin grew over Neo's mouth in The Matrix.

That's purely an out door. There's never any going in through the out door if Kitty doesn't like the idea.

I have many scars to prove just how much Kitty might object to becoming a part of our energy solution. There's a reason I hated going in to do the preliminary exam. Taking the temperature was lethal. To me.

I feel much safer working with special needs kids. At least I don't have to ram thermometers up their butts.
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