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Old 08-11-2011, 10:13 AM   #1 (permalink)
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When your cat has finally had enough and attempts to murder you...
James Forte Stabs Himself After Tripping Over Cat: Pa. Police

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REEMANSBURG, Pa. (AP) — A bizarre set of circumstances sent an eastern Pennsylvania man to the hospital with a self-inflicted stab wound to the chest.

Freemansburg police say 50-year-old was opening a bag of coffee with a knife on Thursday night when his wife asked him a question. As he turned to her, Forte said a cat ran under his feet and he fell with the knife in his hand.

The steak knife went about an inch into Forte's chest. He was treated at a hospital and police say he will be fine. Freemansburg police Sgt. Martin Comer said he was skeptical at first but a preliminary investigation supports Forte's story. The man's wife and son corroborated the account.

Comer said he will investigate further but the stabbing does not appear suspicious.
Obviously the police Sargent does not have cats and has never read this... 10 Signs Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You - Cheezburger.com


Just look at the mug shot of this guy, he has murder written all over his face!
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The cat and the wife are in on it together!

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