Ingrid N

I thought since this is the forum for posting chat logs I'd add my own (funny, I hope)!

I have had a, er, "realistically" sized av for several years now and have never had any problems anywhere. Monki is my plurk name and I snatched the avatar up when the resident last name became available. Monki looks pretty much like Ingrid, whose pictures I have posted several times to the Show your Style thread.

I was hanging out at an adult sim, fully clothed (I was remarking: [10:34 AM] Monki Resident: I probably the girl with the most clothes in this sim) chatting with someone in IM.

Names deleted to protect the unreasonable

-- Instant message logging enabled --
[10:59 AM] shrill woman: i needyou to touch the fie hydrant and show me your height
[10:59 AM] shrill woman: we have a requirement here and ou see to be here for ageplay
[11:00 AM] Monki Resident: uh, sure?
[11:00 AM] Monki Resident: but I can tell you, my avatar height is 166 cm
[11:00 AM] Monki Resident: where is the hydrant?
[11:01 AM] shrill woman: here
[11:01 AM] shrill woman: you hav to have a height of5'2" to be here and not be dressed as a child
[11:01 AM] shrill womann: no age play
[11:01 AM] Monki Resident: I am hardly smaller than you though :/ (and it was true! if she hadn't been wearing heels she would have been my size!)
[11:01 AM] Monki Resident: I am not dressed as a child!
[11:02 AM] shrill woman: you lok like a lil irl
[11:02 AM] Monki Resident: I still can't see the hydrant
[11:02 AM] shrill woman: girl*
[11:02 AM] shrill woman: the hydrant is on your right
[11:02 AM] shrill woman: behing you no
[11:02 AM] Monki Resident: I have breasts?
[11:02 AM] shrill woman: all avis have breats
[11:02 AM] ND-Avatar Height Measure v3.0: Monki Resident is 149 cm (4 ft 10 in) tall including shoes [I am sure my BOUNDING BOX is 149 cm though]
[11:02 AM] Monki Resident: pfft, in my appearance view I am 166 cm
[11:03 AM] shrill woman: boy avis use women shapes to be thaqt small and they ave brasts
[11:03 AM] Monki Resident: children don't have breasts. But, I will gladly leave.
[11:03 AM] shrill woman: ignorance?????
[11:03 AM] shrill woman: look i athe wrng one to get smat withyou look like a child
[11:03 AM] Monki Resident: I am not a child, I am an adult woman, I am calmly telling you this.
[11:03 AM] shrill woman: and i will glady ban your simple ass
[11:03 AM] Monki Resident: I'm willing to leave, but I am not a child, nor do I play one.
[11:04 AM] shrill woman: you lok like a child and we do not allow that here...enjoy your s
[11:04 AM] shrill woman: sl*
[11:04 AM] Monki Resident: how rude
[11:04 AM] Monki Resident waves
[11:05 AM] shrill woman: fuck that..you are trying to get grown men tolook at yo when looking like a fucking kid...that s gross....you arebannedand mued....smdh
[11:05 AM] Monki Resident: wow! have a nice second life then!


I am amused. Then this gets relayed to me:

: [11:08] shrill woman shouts: ATTENTION PLEASE: MAKE NO MISTAKE......IF I CATGCH YU HEREUSING KID AVI I WILL BAN YOUR ASS FASTER THAN YOU CAN BLINK. FEEL FREE TO BE PERVERTED AS YO WANT........HUMP SAME SEX, DOGS, HORSES, WATEVER............JUST KEEP THE FUCKING KIDS OFF THIS SIM

gay people (the debauchery!!!!!), horses, dogs... just no room for monkis . I cry.

Lucifer Baphomet

Her command of English is stunning.

__________________

Darkley

a little bit of power.....

__________________

Prickle Poses
Available inworld
and on the marketplace

Ingrid N

She seemed a bit emotional. Maybe a kid avatar kicked her breedable cat :/.

Beebo Brink

She's probably underage.

__________________
Noob: "okay.... im in a house with cages and people in gags and the door just locked and i cant get out :c"

Theia Magic

Wow, tell her you'll stop "looking like a child" when her use of the English language at least surpasses that of a 2nd grader.

This line killed me:
[11:02 AM] Monki Resident: I have breasts?
[11:02 AM] shrill woman: all avis have breats

Really? All avis have breasts? FFS someone better tell the male avatars to stock up on bras, stat!!

I really wouldn't let one obviously ignorant idiot bum you out. Yeah, it's her place and she ban anyone she wants for any reason, but do you really want to patronize a place with first class douchewaffle running it? I think not. She did you a favor.

__________________
⊱ღ One Big Blond Moment ღ⊰

Theia's Blog✔

Lucifer Baphomet

Carter-Madhu

You picked the wrng one to get smat with, Ingrid!

__________________
Pocket Gardens -- prefab landscaping ||| Madhu's Cafe world music coffeehouse

Reality Control

Name names so we can attract them here and bat them around a bit.

Midi Reifsnider

So weird. I have to say, I have never seen a child who looks remotely like the Monki in question. The breasts are obviously part of it, but she has an adult face and body shape. She is a shortypants though, that part is true.

__________________

Max Herzog

I fucking love the Bra Men. Funniest thing they ever did.

__________________
I do not like your tone. It has ephemeral, whinging aspects.

last.fm

Fall

Height is an unreliable factor in SL. I have no idea how 'tall' my avatar is, because every device I try tells me something different.

Ingrid N

I measured Ingrid against a prim, she is between 165-170 cm. They are both the same height.

Irony: if I had worn hooker heels I would have been tall enough to stay, probably. That will teach me to wear sensible shoes!

mcgroarty

Touching the fire hydrant is a euphemism for what exactly?

Ingrid N

You don't want to know. I'm still feeling a little bit mentally scarred.

Lucifer Baphomet

The big red shiny fire hydrant

Galen McGinnis

Water sports, well it should be.

__________________
"When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout." Marcus in Doctorows' Homeland.

Io Zeno

"you arebannedand mued....smdh"

I THINK SHE IS SOME SORT OF DRUGGIE FREAK!!

Aliselia Aeon

I should just pay this person a visit. All 4'10" of me.

Allana Dion

Either something is missing from the conversation or she's having a whole separate one in her head.

It's hysterical that she can't spell "wrong", "smart", or well hell, anything else, yet she can spell "ignorance" just fine.

__________________
You don't stop playing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop playing.

Ingrid N

That is indeed the entire conversation. I suppose she could have called me ignorant for not knowing that men have breasts?

Free Xue

A lil? Is she from the old country or something?

Oh noes, banned and mued!

__________________
"We're not going to give up on destroying the health care system for the American people."
~U.S. Congressman Paul Ryan

Morrigan Coage

Now i want a t-shirt that says:

forget the kool-aid, DON'T TOUCH THE FIRE HYDRANT!!

Bandit

Not excusing the extreme dumbassery, but that looks like my typing on especially laggy sims. Wouldn't wanna play there anyway. (is there a harrumph smilie?)

Benson

You were treated wrongly, you did not deserve that, it is people like her who make Sl boring and prevent us from meeting interesting people.