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Beau Perkins · 01-11-2008, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joshua Nightshade

Maybe your penis is just wrong.

No you freak.....11 Inches.....Yours is friggin wrong.

Aimee Weber · 01-11-2008, 02:06 PM

Ok I am not buying half of this.

Everybody whip em out and post pics of their peener next to a ruler.

**Joshua Nightshade** · 01-11-2008, 02:06 PM

It's not 11, that's what I'm saying.

I've... seen 11. o.O

Michael Bigwig · 01-11-2008, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joshua Nightshade

Maybe your penis is just wrong.

My penis is nothing but right. In terms of nature...your's is wrong.

Of course, wrong can be good sometimes.

Beau Perkins · 01-11-2008, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aimee Weber

Ok I am not buying half of this.

Everybody whip em out and post pics of their peener next to a ruler.

According to Josh I first need some string, a dolly, some electrical tape, 3 rulers and a ball point pen.

Jessyanne · 01-11-2008, 02:11 PM

You boys do realize that there is such a thing as too big right? 11 inches and I'll run screaming

ruby tuesday · 01-11-2008, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jessyanne

You boys do realize that there is such a thing as too big right? 11 inches and I'll run screaming

I see it as a challenge

badkittybeth · 01-11-2008, 02:12 PM

another linky Penismeasurement(nopics)

Beau Perkins · 01-11-2008, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jessyanne

You boys do realize that there is such a thing as too big right? 11 inches and I'll run screaming

Oh really, so how much can you take?

Jessyanne · 01-11-2008, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beau Perkins

Oh really, so how much can you take?

forgeddaboutit! No way I'm letting you bend me over, lube me up and shove a ruler up my ass

badkittybeth · 01-11-2008, 02:18 PM

"The human vagina is an elastic muscular canal that extends from the cervix to the vulva.[1] Although there is wide anatomical variation, the length of the unaroused vagina is approximately 6 to 7.5 cm (2.5 to 3 in) across the anterior wall (front), and 9 cm (3.5 in) long across the posterior wall (rear).[2] During sexual arousal the vagina expands in both length and width.[3] Its elasticity allows it to stretch during sexual intercourse and during birth to offspring.[4] The vagina connects the superficial vulva to the cervix of the deep uterus."

so....yeah...

Don Mill · 01-11-2008, 02:19 PM

Now, since we end up in a measurement standards argument, next question (slightly related) is.

How does the size of a condom compare to the size of the penis?

Jessyanne · 01-11-2008, 02:21 PM

Someone the other day just told me condoms come in different sizes. I had no idea

Don Mill · 01-11-2008, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jessyanne

Someone the other day just told me condoms come in different sizes. I had no idea

as far as I know, I found out 3 sizes: regular, large and x-large

Cocoanut Koala · 01-11-2008, 02:25 PM

I've always believed the proper measurement is done on the UNDERSIDE of the organ in question. Then again, I am "old school" on this sort of thing.

This thread inspired me to whip out my ruler and measure my little finger. It is exactly 2 inches long.

As measured by placing the ruler between the little finger and the ring finger, pushing it down as far as it will go.

Flush with the fever of scientific inquiry, I then measured the circumference of my wrist, using the string-and-ruler method (as I was unable to find the tape measure): 5-3/4ths inches.

My ankle: 7-1/2 inches. My life: Need to get one.

coco

badkittybeth · 01-11-2008, 02:25 PM

Because i am feeling helpful today..

Michael Bigwig · 01-11-2008, 02:25 PM

Condoms are around 7.5 inches long...and are set up to be tight around the base (the average girth/circum of a penis is 5" around).

Of course, you could buy Magnums...which are for larger penises...I've never tried to put a magnum on...but I'm curious.

Jessyanne · 01-11-2008, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael Bigwig

Condoms are around 7.5 inches long...and are set up to be tight around the base (the average girth/circum of a penis is 5" around).

Of course, you could buy Magnums...which are for larger penises...I've never tried to put a magnum on...but I'm curious.

You do realize now we can draw some fair estimated conclusions on your classified deets now right?

Michael Bigwig · 01-11-2008, 02:29 PM

For you Americans out there...

http://www.euronet.nl/users/grantm/frans/length.html

Don Mill · 01-11-2008, 02:30 PM

I am sure this item will pick Josh's curiosity:

http://www.condomdepot.com/product/d...d/262/pid/2341

**Joshua Nightshade** · 01-11-2008, 02:31 PM

I'm saying there's no way it's that big.

Beau Perkins · 01-11-2008, 02:32 PM

Ok so if a penis 11 inches long leaves New York going 50 miles per hour and another penis 9 inches long leaves California going 53 miles per hour, which one will make it to St Louis first?

Jessyanne · 01-11-2008, 02:33 PM

How has it totally skipped everyone's notice that in order for Josh to calculate his length twice in his thread just to tell us that one of the measurements was incorrect.... he had to be flag waving at least once?

Michael Bigwig · 01-11-2008, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jessyanne

You do realize now we can draw some fair estimated conclusions on your classified deets now right?

Just for you Jess...

Inches

Length: 6.9"
Girth: 5.1"

Millimeters

Length: 175.26
Girth: 129.54

God I'm...so open about myself. It's silly really. Bah...who cares.

**Joshua Nightshade** · 01-11-2008, 02:34 PM

Now post pics.

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01-11-2008, 02:06 PM	#52 (permalink)
Aimee Weber Queen of the Metaverse Queen of the Metaverse Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 10,725 My Mood:	Ok I am not buying half of this. Everybody whip em out and post pics of their peener next to a ruler.

01-11-2008, 02:18 PM	#61 (permalink)
badkittybeth Painfully Obsolete will die trying. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: braiiiiiiins Posts: 2,715 My Mood: SL Join Date: Far too long ago... Client: Emerald? Blog Entries: 2 Awards: 1	"The human vagina is an elastic muscular canal that extends from the cervix to the vulva.[1] Although there is wide anatomical variation, the length of the unaroused vagina is approximately 6 to 7.5 cm (2.5 to 3 in) across the anterior wall (front), and 9 cm (3.5 in) long across the posterior wall (rear).[2] During sexual arousal the vagina expands in both length and width.[3] Its elasticity allows it to stretch during sexual intercourse and during birth to offspring.[4] The vagina connects the superficial vulva to the cervix of the deep uterus." so....yeah...

01-11-2008, 02:19 PM	#62 (permalink)
Don Mill Not really here Sexist, Mysoginist, Racist, Homophobic.. but Cute Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,761 My Mood: Blog Entries: 1	Now, since we end up in a measurement standards argument, next question (slightly related) is. How does the size of a condom compare to the size of the penis?

01-11-2008, 02:21 PM	#63 (permalink)
Jessyanne Senior Member Likes the smell of green Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 4,817	Someone the other day just told me condoms come in different sizes. I had no idea

01-11-2008, 02:25 PM	#65 (permalink)
Cocoanut Koala Senior Member Retired Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 8,469 Awards: 1	I've always believed the proper measurement is done on the UNDERSIDE of the organ in question. Then again, I am "old school" on this sort of thing. This thread inspired me to whip out my ruler and measure my little finger. It is exactly 2 inches long. As measured by placing the ruler between the little finger and the ring finger, pushing it down as far as it will go. Flush with the fever of scientific inquiry, I then measured the circumference of my wrist, using the string-and-ruler method (as I was unable to find the tape measure): 5-3/4ths inches. My ankle: 7-1/2 inches. My life: Need to get one. coco

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badkittybeth Painfully Obsolete will die trying. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: braiiiiiiins Posts: 2,715 My Mood: SL Join Date: Far too long ago... Client: Emerald? Blog Entries: 2 Awards: 1	Because i am feeling helpful today..

01-11-2008, 02:25 PM	#67 (permalink)
Michael Bigwig ~VRML Aficionado~ Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Riverside, Rhode Island Posts: 1,873 SL Join Date: 12/02/05 Business: Glowbox Designs Blog Entries: 1	Condoms are around 7.5 inches long...and are set up to be tight around the base (the average girth/circum of a penis is 5" around). Of course, you could buy Magnums...which are for larger penises...I've never tried to put a magnum on...but I'm curious.

01-11-2008, 02:29 PM	#69 (permalink)
Michael Bigwig ~VRML Aficionado~ Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Riverside, Rhode Island Posts: 1,873 SL Join Date: 12/02/05 Business: Glowbox Designs Blog Entries: 1	For you Americans out there... http://www.euronet.nl/users/grantm/frans/length.html

01-11-2008, 02:30 PM	#70 (permalink)
Don Mill Not really here Sexist, Mysoginist, Racist, Homophobic.. but Cute Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,761 My Mood: Blog Entries: 1	I am sure this item will pick Josh's curiosity: http://www.condomdepot.com/product/d...d/262/pid/2341

01-11-2008, 02:31 PM	#71 (permalink)
Joshua Nightshade Lustful Cockmonster *SLU Supporter* Unedited Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 51,807 My Mood: SL Join Date: October 2004 Blog Entries: 1	I'm saying there's no way it's that big.

01-11-2008, 02:32 PM	#72 (permalink)
Beau Perkins Banned veritas, bonitas, pulchritudo, sanctitas Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: CT Posts: 7,858 My Mood: SL Join Date: 12/24/2003	Ok so if a penis 11 inches long leaves New York going 50 miles per hour and another penis 9 inches long leaves California going 53 miles per hour, which one will make it to St Louis first?

01-11-2008, 02:33 PM	#73 (permalink)
Jessyanne Senior Member Likes the smell of green Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 4,817	How has it totally skipped everyone's notice that in order for Josh to calculate his length twice in his thread just to tell us that one of the measurements was incorrect.... he had to be flag waving at least once?

01-11-2008, 02:34 PM	#75 (permalink)
Joshua Nightshade Lustful Cockmonster *SLU Supporter* Unedited Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 51,807 My Mood: SL Join Date: October 2004 Blog Entries: 1	Now post pics.

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