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12-30-2007, 07:26 PM
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SL Join Date: July 29, 2006 | Car Pr0n This little excerpt is from News of the Weird. I've heard of being turned on by cars but this is a bit much. Creme de la Weird Mr. Sandy Wong, 45, was sentenced in November in Edmonton, Alberta, to 90 days in jail for three counts of indecent exposure, including masturbating with his pants down while sitting on the roof of a BMW at a local agriculture fair. According to a psychiatrist, Wong said he is sexually attracted to the BMW's roof because "it's curved like a woman's body," but he also has been aroused by a 1967 Camaro, a 1965 Chevy Bel Air, a 2005 MiniCooper and a 1991 Buick Century. [Edmonton Sun, 11-23-07] http://www.newsoftheweird.com/archive/index.html |
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12-30-2007, 07:32 PM
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12-30-2007, 07:34 PM
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12-30-2007, 07:37 PM
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| I've heard about this kind of thing before. Here is British mechanic Chris McDonald eyeing up some good looking models:  http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...ticle21242.ece Quote:
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12-30-2007, 07:42 PM
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12-30-2007, 07:49 PM
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How do you have sex with a car anyway? Is there a Kama Sutra of the motor-shagging world? Do you shove your todger up the exhaust? Do women suffer with this known psychological condition? How do they have sex with cars? Oh... I suppose an exhaust would accommodate both genders really. Gawd, I really didn't wanna go up that road. | |
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My Mood: SL Join Date: 12-Oct-2003 Client: Imprudence Blog Entries: 4 | I wonder what sort of car he would design. Maybe his talents are unrecognised by the car industry! Leave the new car with him for the night and he can do a report on how it performed. And ummm aren't those cars underage?  |
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 it was amusing to search on "gear shift" in google images with the adult filter off. Somewhere there is a autophiles forum surely. http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...term=autophile | |
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12-30-2007, 08:18 PM
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