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Clancy Sullivan · 12-25-2007, 09:46 AM

Rollerskating fashion magazine is now hiring
to fill the following positions.

Fashion reporter You will report to The Clancy and be required to cover interesting fashion-related events in Second Life. Attitude counts, so does spelling.

Fashion maven You will report to The Clancy and be required to find the best fashion pieces in Second Life. You will collaborate with The Clancy to determine which pieces are featured in Rollerskating each month.

Office bitch FILLED BY TEN

Slut You will report to The Clancy and be required to offer sex to Rollerskating's many clients. You will be paid a base salary and keep all tips and gifts.

Administrative assistant FILLED BY HOT TRINITY

Rollerskating is Second Life's premier fashion news magazine. It is a privilege to work for this company, and those who understand that little detail will go far.

Send your resume directly to The Clancy. Now. That's all.

**Sarah Nerd** · 12-25-2007, 10:35 AM

Call me when you start a land related section, need a model for a poofy skirt fold, or need advertisers.

Ten · 12-25-2007, 11:18 AM

CLANCY IS A FAKE! I HAVE HIS IP RIGHT HERE WITH HIS REAL IDENTITY!

**Sarah Nerd** · 12-25-2007, 11:38 AM

I just realized I killed all chances of becoming a model for rollerskating magazine by not addressing my first post response to The Clancy Sullivan. My Christmas dreams are now officially crushed.

Clancy Sullivan · 12-25-2007, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ten

CLANCY IS A FAKE! I HAVE HIS IP RIGHT HERE WITH HIS REAL IDENTITY!

Pure genius! You are hired as Office bitch. Congratulations, Ten.

See? A little extra effort can make us shine. Follow this young lady's example and you'll never be homeless.

Trinity Serpentine · 12-25-2007, 01:09 PM

I can tipe reel goods. Can I be your admiral ass?

Rooke Ayres · 12-25-2007, 08:24 PM

zOMG! Teh Clancy b ta Godz! He gud lukin, reel goodz wit teh wurdz an he'z b reel smartz.

I'z can tipez 5 wurdz a minutz, I rollerskated once, I'z nose fashunz - I lukked tru mai wifez Voog, Voge, Voeg, wtf, that big magzine wit all ta perty pikchers init, ones.

U hirez me now! I workz hard 4 u. Whatchu gonna payz me?

Mukatsuku · 12-25-2007, 08:26 PM

You know who should have been signed up for the slut - there's only one person here up to the job of sexing everyone they see!

Rooke Ayres · 12-25-2007, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mukatsuku

You know who should have been signed up for the slut - there's only one person here up to the job of sexing everyone they see!

Joshua?

Mukatsuku · 12-25-2007, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rooke Ayres

Joshua?

Indeed, and he's away, only rarely ducking in to try to hump me or find my pink stocking picture, so we can say this without retribution

Joshua Nightshade · 12-25-2007, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mukatsuku

Indeed, and he's away, only rarely ducking in to try to hump me or find my pink stocking picture, so we can say this without retribution

Oh can you now?

Mukatsuku · 12-25-2007, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joshua Nightshade

Oh can you now?

How the hell do you spend all your hours on here??? You're meant to be sharing special moments with your family!!

Joshua Nightshade · 12-25-2007, 08:49 PM

Cristiano installed a mod in vbul for me that sends me text messages with links whenever anyone talks about me.

Mukatsuku · 12-25-2007, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joshua Nightshade

Cristiano installed a mod in vbul for me that sends me text messages with links whenever anyone talks about me.

As well as the penis detector you had installed back in SC.

Menchor Barbosa · 12-25-2007, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rooke Ayres

zOMG! Teh Clancy b ta Godz! He gud lukin, reel goodz wit teh wurdz an he'z b reel smartz.

I'z can tipez 5 wurdz a minutz, I rollerskated once, I'z nose fashunz - I lukked tru mai wifez Voog, Voge, Voeg, wtf, that big magzine wit all ta perty pikchers init, ones.

U hirez me now! I workz hard 4 u. Whatchu gonna payz me?

If its nothing you are overpaid.

Ten · 12-25-2007, 09:42 PM

Heyyyy, I want one of those

But in my email. Not on my phone.

Mukatsuku · 12-25-2007, 09:46 PM

What Josh actually does is sit with his EEEPC, having microsoft text reader read out iSpy constantly and it's his inbuilt vanity alert that makes him know when people are talking about him.

Ramonna Villota · 12-25-2007, 10:16 PM

O h love this is just wonderfull

Se you later Ta.

Clancy Sullivan · 12-26-2007, 09:42 AM

"...see Josh or Muka on the way out, folks, they're the shoeshine boys. And, I'll see you at the runway party at nine. Ta!"

12-25-2007, 09:46 AM	#1 (permalink)
Clancy Sullivan Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: New York City Posts: 4,630 My Mood: Business: Rollerskating Awards: 1	Rollerskating fashion mag now hiring *Rollerskating* fashion magazine is now hiring to fill the following positions. Fashion reporter You will report to The Clancy and be required to cover interesting fashion-related events in Second Life. Attitude counts, so does spelling. Fashion maven You will report to The Clancy and be required to find the best fashion pieces in Second Life. You will collaborate with The Clancy to determine which pieces are featured in Rollerskating each month. Office bitch FILLED BY TEN Slut You will report to The Clancy and be required to offer sex to Rollerskating's many clients. You will be paid a base salary and keep all tips and gifts. Administrative assistant FILLED BY HOT TRINITY Rollerskating is Second Life's premier fashion news magazine. It is a privilege to work for this company, and those who understand that little detail will go far. Send your resume directly to The Clancy. Now. That's all. Last edited by Clancy Sullivan; 12-25-2007 at 02:08 PM.

12-25-2007, 11:18 AM	#3 (permalink)
Ten Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 6,918 My Mood: SL Join Date: 10/7/2006 Awards: 1	CLANCY IS A FAKE! I HAVE HIS IP RIGHT HERE WITH HIS REAL IDENTITY! __________________ Shopping Cart Disco http://www.shoppingcartdisco.com THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES.

12-25-2007, 08:24 PM	#7 (permalink)
Rooke Ayres Teh Hippie... Will work for LOLs Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: The Top of California Posts: 1,347 My Mood: SLShopper Ads: 16 SL Join Date: Dec 30, 2006 Business: The Rooke's Nest	zOMG! Teh Clancy b ta Godz! He gud lukin, reel goodz wit teh wurdz an he'z b reel smartz. I'z can tipez 5 wurdz a minutz, I rollerskated once, I'z nose fashunz - I lukked tru mai wifez Voog, Voge, Voeg, wtf, that big magzine wit all ta perty pikchers init, ones. U hirez me now! I workz hard 4 u. Whatchu gonna payz me? __________________ Have a good one! Visit The Rooke's Nest on Good Vibrations Island. Bold Jewelry, Glasses, Pendants, Art, and Shiny Things

12-25-2007, 08:26 PM	#8 (permalink)
Mukatsuku worried homesick Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: 兵庫、日本 Posts: 9,413 My Mood:	You know who should have been signed up for the slut - there's only one person here up to the job of sexing everyone they see! __________________ -- My Sims Exchange - http://www.thesims3.com/mypage/Mukatsuku My Photography/Graphics Design - http://www.zedpeejay.com Meet-me wiki - http://meetme-english.wetpaint.com

12-25-2007, 10:16 PM	#18 (permalink)
Ramonna Villota Senior Member Helvetti Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Iceland - Kansas Posts: 3,457 My Mood: SL Join Date: 3/6/06	O h love this is just wonderfull Se you later Ta. __________________ Ramonna Enginn er verri þótt hann sé perri. http://www.avatarsunited.com/avatars/ramonna-villota http://thepeoplescube.com/

12-25-2007, 11:38 AM	#4 (permalink)
Sarah Nerd I BUY LAND SLU Supporter Still floating around the interwebz Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: O-hi-o! Posts: 9,389 My Mood: Harpoon Lagoon Champion! SLShopper Ads: 2 SL Join Date: August 05 Awards: 2	I just realized I killed all chances of becoming a model for rollerskating magazine by not addressing my first post response to The Clancy Sullivan. My Christmas dreams are now officially crushed.

12-25-2007, 01:09 PM	#6 (permalink)
Trinity Serpentine Retired DJ Banana anyone? Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Under the Radar Posts: 1,583 My Mood: SL Join Date: May 2003 Business: RadioRadio Awards: 1	I can tipe reel goods. Can I be your admiral ass?

12-25-2007, 08:49 PM	#13 (permalink)
Joshua Nightshade Account Closed Unedited Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 33,567 My Mood:	Cristiano installed a mod in vbul for me that sends me text messages with links whenever anyone talks about me.

12-25-2007, 09:42 PM	#16 (permalink)
Ten Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 6,918 My Mood: SL Join Date: 10/7/2006 Awards: 1	Heyyyy, I want one of those But in my email. Not on my phone.

12-25-2007, 09:46 PM	#17 (permalink)
Mukatsuku worried homesick Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: 兵庫、日本 Posts: 9,413 My Mood:	What Josh actually does is sit with his EEEPC, having microsoft text reader read out iSpy constantly and it's his inbuilt vanity alert that makes him know when people are talking about him.

12-26-2007, 09:42 AM	#19 (permalink)
Clancy Sullivan Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: New York City Posts: 4,630 My Mood: Business: Rollerskating Awards: 1	"...see Josh or Muka on the way out, folks, they're the shoeshine boys. And, I'll see you at the runway party at nine. Ta!"

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