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| Mereille's Guy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Detroit, Mi.
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My Mood: | All right. Time for a new post. I didn't have any security on in my dungeon. (I do now, kthx.) Somebody got in and hacked my throne so that it wasn't usable. When I told Sarah, she not only gave a visitor counter, she also gave me a new throne! Does this lady rawk, or what? You're a great friend Sarah, and I'll tell the world. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
__________________ Ned Take 'er easy for all the sinners of the world, dude. Abide. And amen. http://www.dudeism.com/ My Unitarian Jihad Name is: The Claymore of Loving Kindness Unitarian Jihad |
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| Mereille's Guy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Detroit, Mi.
Posts: 9,435
SL Join Date: 5/4/2007
My Mood: | One more. I was hanging out with Sarah today, just chatting. when Serenity logged on. I tp'd her over - and she asked Sarah if she had a rental available meeting certain criteria. Sarah said she didn't, but would look. Then she said, "You can live in my home sim if you don't exceed 150 prim." Boom. Serenity has a place to live. Free. Sarah rawks!!!!!!! |
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Caution - makes wide turns
Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: West Coast, USA
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My Mood: | I was walking down by the old canal one day when a huge torrent of water came gushing down. As it raced down the gulley, I noticed a bunch of debris, and clinging to a piece of roof was a mother dog and three puppies. Well, I was scared out of my gourd, and I don't mind saying it. I was pulling out my cell phone to dial for the help that I knew would arrive far too late to do any good, when out of nowhere, this beautiful woman came roaring up on a huge motorcycle. Skidding to a stop, she pulled a bullwhip off of her hip and sent the tip skimming out through the air to wrap several times around a tree that overhung the canal. With three quick strides, she swung herself out over the water, dangling from the whip one-handed like Tarzan. The next thing I knew, all of the puppies and the mom were safely ashore. She looked at me and said, "Keep them safe, I have work to do." and swung right back out over the torrential rush of churning white water. Three trips out and back and she had collected a gallon container of used motor oil, a baggie full of used hypodermic syringes and a 50 gallon drum of nuclear waste that had been stuck under water and in serious danger of being ruptured. "Environmental protection is everyone's business," she said as she scratched the puppies behind the ear. Before I could even thank her, in a flash, she was gone. That, my friends, is how Sarah Nerd saved a family of puppies and prevented an environmental catastrophe in less that 5 minutes. Yep. Sarah Nerd rocks. |
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Caution - makes wide turns
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My Mood: | Wait until I tell you how she got those trapped coal miners out of the collapsed shaft in West Virginia or how she stopped the runaway stage coach inches before it went off the cliff. Well, that last one might have been the Lone Ranger. But I swear I saw a hint of purple under his hat. She also flew into outer space with a bunch of oil rig drillers and planted a nuclear bomb in a meteor that was crashing towards earth. That damned Bruce Willis got all the credit, though. |
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| the ne'er do-well. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Dallas.
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__________________ Some day we will look back on all this, laugh nervously and quickly change the subject. -- Tears stream down your face When you lose something you cannot replace Tears stream down your face And I.. Lights will guide you home And ignite your bones And I will try to fix you. |
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| Konichiwa, Bitches ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
I'll Be Back
Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Nu Jerzee, USSA
Posts: 4,506
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My Mood: | To this day, people talk of how Sarah Nerd, in an act of untold selflessness, gave up her seat in a lifeboat on the Titanic so that a mother and unborn child could be saved. It is said she was seen helping others off the ship as it went down, while leading the band in playing "Nearer My God, to Thee." Sadly, she was never seen again......... |
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| the ne'er do-well. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Dallas.
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| I BUY LAND ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
Can I play with your land?
| Yes yes, all these amazing story's are 100% true and unaltered. You guys gotta stop this stuff. I eat it up and get a big head, plus it's just going to make you all even more shocked when I go nuts and pull some god awful mean thing like go postal in my freebie area. |
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I'll Be Back
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| Mereille's Guy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Detroit, Mi.
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| Broadly Offensive ![]() | I remember Sarah from the heyday of Ye Olde Angrey Ant too...she is awesome. And the way she smacks down Lindens kicks ass. Yes, folks, it's true...Sarah Nerd is made of win, and I'd worship her just like in that picture. I'm Andros Baphomet, and I approve this message because we need more people like Sarah Nerd in Second Life.
__________________ In a mad world, only the mad are sane. -- Akira Kurosawa With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably. -- Judge Aaron Satie, United Federation of Planets |
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GAH!
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