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Mukatsuku · 04-15-2010, 07:29 AM

Are your kids scared of clowns? Why not make them scared, for a birthday treat? Only applicable to people in Switzerland, at the moment.

Dominic Deville, the evil clown, will stalk, threaten, text, call, set traps for and general scare the crap out of your kids for a whole week as a birthday present with the finale being a cake in the face when they least expect it.

Evil Clown Dominic Deville hired for stalking, threats and a pie in the face | Metro.co.uk

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Dominic Deville stalks young victims for a week, sending chilling texts, making prank phone calls and setting traps in letterboxes.

He posts notes warning children they are being watched, telling them they will be attacked.

But Deville is not an escaped lunatic or some demonic monster.

He is a birthday treat, hired by mum and dad, and the ‘attack’ involves being splatted in the face with a cake.

‘The child feels more and more that it is being pursued,’ said Deville.

‘The clown’s one and only aim is to smash a cake into the face of his victim, when they least expect it, during the course of seven days.’

Allana Dion · 04-15-2010, 08:16 AM

Looks like child psychology will soon be a booming industry in Switzerland.

Leilany LaFollette · 04-15-2010, 09:14 AM

There's actual parents that think this is a good idea?!

Amphithetre Andalso · 04-15-2010, 09:29 AM

Aimee Weber · 04-15-2010, 10:01 AM

Who would pay for this? I know people who would gladly do it for free!

Mukatsuku · 04-15-2010, 10:07 AM

I think I am going to hire him to follow some mates

Milana Cavan · 04-16-2010, 08:17 AM

All it takes is once for it to backfire. I imagine within 6 months to a year (maybe sooner), we'll see something about the clown being found and either killed or seriously injured.

Imnotgoing Sideways · 04-16-2010, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Aimee Weber

Who would pay for this? I know people who would gladly do it for free!

Leave me out of this! DX

Mukatsuku · 04-16-2010, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Milana Cavan

All it takes is once for it to backfire. I imagine within 6 months to a year (maybe sooner), we'll see something about the clown being found and either killed or seriously injured.

I think the clown will be physically fine - Switzerland isn't exactly a dangerous country. I think some kids will be traumatised, however, and the clown may have his practice shut down.

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Allana Dion engage @ ur own risk WILL one day snap and kill you all Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: California Posts: 4,029 My Mood:	Looks like child psychology will soon be a booming industry in Switzerland. __________________ You don't stop playing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop playing.

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Leilany LaFollette La mamá de Pepe Loves Honey Bunches of Oats Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Kansas City, MO Posts: 835 My Mood:	There's actual parents that think this is a good idea?! __________________ My chronic nastiness and obdurate refusal to look on the bright side of things goes far beyond garden variety misanthropy.- Joe Queenan

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Milana Cavan Wait, what? So not into people who don't like others who are different than them. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: I left California to freeze my ass off in St. Louis for what? Oh, yeah... Posts: 1,178 SL Join Date: October 2006 Business: MC Creations	All it takes is once for it to backfire. I imagine within 6 months to a year (maybe sooner), we'll see something about the clown being found and either killed or seriously injured. __________________ Renaissance Faires are not about historical accuracy. They're about taking chubby girls who work at Kinkos and putting them in corsets so tight that their bosom pops out to say "Howdy". - Wolowitz, Big Bang Theory --------- Milana of the Blackened heart, High Mistress of Pain and Torture, Bringer of Despair and Broken Dreams, Under Whose Heels, the Bones of her Enemies Have Been Crushed to Flour to Make Her Daily Gluten-Free Bread. --------- Get your degree from the University of Coyote today!

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Amphithetre Andalso Senior Member Maybe here...maybe not Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 158 My Mood:

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Mukatsuku worried homesick Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: 兵庫、日本 Posts: 10,310 My Mood:	I think I am going to hire him to follow some mates

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