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Old 11-01-2009, 09:52 PM   #1 (permalink)
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How 10 International Cities Will Fare During the Zombie Apocalypse

10.) Mexico City, Mexico
Good News: Delicious and authentic Mexican food.
Bad News: You still can't drink the water.
Worse News: Good luck crossing the zombie plagued border into the U.S.

9.) Beijing, China
Good News: You can take refuge in the Bird's Nest. No one uses it.
Bad News: If the zombies don't kill you, the air certainly will.
Worse News: Over one billion people (oh sorry, zombies) live in China.

8.) Tokyo, Japan
Good News: You no longer have to listen to bad karaoke.
Bad News: Zombies know martial arts.
Worse News: Super Mario Bros. creator, Shigeru Miyamoto, turns into a zombie, thus killing Nintendo.

7.) Moscow, Russia
Good News: You can drink to your health (and eventual death).
Bad News: You won't achieve a Rocky IV style ending.
Worse News: The city has over ten million people living in it. That's ten million zombies too many.

6.) Athens, Greece
Good News: Perhaps the gods will save you.
Bad News: You'll need Olympic style athletic skills to make it out alive.
Worse News: Every zombie turns in a gold medal performance...in competitive eating.

5.) Paris, France
Good News: Also known as "The City of Lights", which means less places for zombies to hide.
Bad News: French zombies are both snobby and hungry.
Worse News: Instead of stomping grapes, these zombies will scoop out your brains.

4.) London, England
Good News: You've already seen 28 Days Later, so you know what to expect.
Bad News: When we say "expect", we refer to fast moving infected that'll rip you to pieces.
Worse News: All that rain makes for some soggy zombies.

3.) Rome, Italy
Good News: Lots of delicious Italian food means you can eat your way out.
Bad News: Zombies have the same idea, and you're on the menu.
Worse News: They also dress ten times better than you do.

2.) Amsterdam, Holland (Netherlands)
Good News: You'll be high on life.
Bad News: Zombies put a damper on bar hopping.
Worse News: Amsterdam's Red Light district contains zombie prostitutes.

1.) Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
Good News: Some of the most beautiful women in the world. Even the zombies look sexy.
Bad News: Those female zombies bite, and not in the way we like.
Worse News: So many people celebrate Carnival that it's tough picking out the infected.

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Last Halloween the BBC did a mini-series called Dead Set which was one of the scariest Zombie movies I have ever seen. The premise: all of England gets turned into Zombies except the cast of Big Brother -- being isolated from the rest of the world has its perks.

I really wanted them to make a US version, just to see Julie Chen as a zombie
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