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My Mood: SL Join Date: June 12, 2003 XBOX Leaderboard: 4th | How 10 International Cities Will Fare During the Zombie Apocalypse 10.) Mexico City, Mexico Good News: Delicious and authentic Mexican food. Bad News: You still can't drink the water. Worse News: Good luck crossing the zombie plagued border into the U.S. 9.) Beijing, China Good News: You can take refuge in the Bird's Nest. No one uses it. Bad News: If the zombies don't kill you, the air certainly will. Worse News: Over one billion people (oh sorry, zombies) live in China. 8.) Tokyo, Japan Good News: You no longer have to listen to bad karaoke. Bad News: Zombies know martial arts. Worse News: Super Mario Bros. creator, Shigeru Miyamoto, turns into a zombie, thus killing Nintendo. 7.) Moscow, Russia Good News: You can drink to your health (and eventual death). Bad News: You won't achieve a Rocky IV style ending. Worse News: The city has over ten million people living in it. That's ten million zombies too many. 6.) Athens, Greece Good News: Perhaps the gods will save you. Bad News: You'll need Olympic style athletic skills to make it out alive. Worse News: Every zombie turns in a gold medal performance...in competitive eating. 5.) Paris, France Good News: Also known as "The City of Lights", which means less places for zombies to hide. Bad News: French zombies are both snobby and hungry. Worse News: Instead of stomping grapes, these zombies will scoop out your brains. 4.) London, England Good News: You've already seen 28 Days Later, so you know what to expect. Bad News: When we say "expect", we refer to fast moving infected that'll rip you to pieces. Worse News: All that rain makes for some soggy zombies. 3.) Rome, Italy Good News: Lots of delicious Italian food means you can eat your way out. Bad News: Zombies have the same idea, and you're on the menu. Worse News: They also dress ten times better than you do. 2.) Amsterdam, Holland (Netherlands) Good News: You'll be high on life. Bad News: Zombies put a damper on bar hopping. Worse News: Amsterdam's Red Light district contains zombie prostitutes. 1.) Rio de Janeiro, Brazil Good News: Some of the most beautiful women in the world. Even the zombies look sexy. Bad News: Those female zombies bite, and not in the way we like. Worse News: So many people celebrate Carnival that it's tough picking out the infected. Left 4 Dead 2 on PC Features - GameDaily |
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My Mood: | Last Halloween the BBC did a mini-series called Dead Set which was one of the scariest Zombie movies I have ever seen. The premise: all of England gets turned into Zombies except the cast of Big Brother -- being isolated from the rest of the world has its perks. I really wanted them to make a US version, just to see Julie Chen as a zombie |
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