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My Mood: SL Join Date: June 12, 2003 XBOX Leaderboard: 4th | How 10 U.S. Cities Will Fare in the Zombie Apocalypse Seattle Good News: The Space Needle makes an excellent sniper position. Bad News: With all the coffee that's ingested, these could be the fastest, most hyper zombies in the nation. Worse News: Zombie grunge music will become popular. Boston Good News: The local zombies may be appeased with bowls of hot chowda. Bad News: With all the Ivy League schools, these could be the smartest zombies in the nation. Worse News: They'll work extra hard to get you if you're a Yankees fan. Atlanta. Good News: No more southern superiority complex. Bad News: Southern hospitality goes right out the window. Worse News: Burning down Atlanta no longer confined to Civil War. Miami: Good News: Zombies look the best in South Beach. Bad News: Clubs even harder to get into. Worse News: The beaches will smell. Detroit Good News: Plenty of guns and ammunition within easy access. Bad News: The living locals are just as dangerous as the zombies. Worse News: You thought the car companies needed a bail out BEFORE... St Louis Good News: The top of the Gateway arch will be popular for the last humans. Bad News: Zombies will wander into the Mississippi River. Worse News: The St Louis Rams will still suck. Las Vegas Good News: All zombies will herd to slot machines and stay there forever. Bad News: Zombie showgirls are neither good looking nor talented. Worse News: The odds of being captured and thrown into a pit fight against zombies for others' entertainment is incredibly high. Chicago Good News: Zombies love their deep dish pizza. Bad News: Traveling on their elevated trains became more interesting. Worse News: The Second City improv troupe won't be nearly as funny. New York City Good News: Times Square will become less tourist-y. Bad News: Broadway business will go down (except for Wicked). Worse News: The Yankees will still be the richest team in baseball. Los Angeles Good News: Prosthetic parts can't be reanimated. Bad News: Traffic on the freeway will be worse than ever. Worse News: Professional actor zombies are really good at faking life. Feature: How 10 US cities will fare in the zombie apocalypse |
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