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Old 11-01-2009, 09:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
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How 10 U.S. Cities Will Fare in the Zombie Apocalypse

Seattle
Good News: The Space Needle makes an excellent sniper position.
Bad News: With all the coffee that's ingested, these could be the fastest, most hyper zombies in the nation.
Worse News: Zombie grunge music will become popular.

Boston
Good News: The local zombies may be appeased with bowls of hot chowda.
Bad News: With all the Ivy League schools, these could be the smartest zombies in the nation.
Worse News: They'll work extra hard to get you if you're a Yankees fan.

Atlanta.
Good News: No more southern superiority complex.
Bad News: Southern hospitality goes right out the window.
Worse News: Burning down Atlanta no longer confined to Civil War.

Miami:
Good News: Zombies look the best in South Beach.
Bad News: Clubs even harder to get into.
Worse News: The beaches will smell.

Detroit
Good News: Plenty of guns and ammunition within easy access.
Bad News: The living locals are just as dangerous as the zombies.
Worse News: You thought the car companies needed a bail out BEFORE...

St Louis
Good News: The top of the Gateway arch will be popular for the last humans.
Bad News: Zombies will wander into the Mississippi River.
Worse News: The St Louis Rams will still suck.

Las Vegas
Good News: All zombies will herd to slot machines and stay there forever.
Bad News: Zombie showgirls are neither good looking nor talented.
Worse News: The odds of being captured and thrown into a pit fight against zombies for others' entertainment is incredibly high.

Chicago
Good News: Zombies love their deep dish pizza.
Bad News: Traveling on their elevated trains became more interesting.
Worse News: The Second City improv troupe won't be nearly as funny.

New York City
Good News: Times Square will become less tourist-y.
Bad News: Broadway business will go down (except for Wicked).
Worse News: The Yankees will still be the richest team in baseball.

Los Angeles
Good News: Prosthetic parts can't be reanimated.
Bad News: Traffic on the freeway will be worse than ever.
Worse News: Professional actor zombies are really good at faking life.

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