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Old 06-30-2009, 05:01 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Question My god, what IS this creature!?



It looks like a heart!!

The youtube description is: "Uknown life form lives in sewers, notice the retraction of a stiff nail like object from the third and last creature from the seam in the pipe. "
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Old 06-30-2009, 05:03 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Uh I think that's someone's colonoscopy, dude.
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Old 06-30-2009, 05:04 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Uh I think that's someone's colonoscopy, dude.
I think they have a valve leaking down there.
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Did that pigeon just flay itself?
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Old 06-30-2009, 05:09 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Oh wait I see, it's two birds. O_O
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It's probably some viral marketing video for a new XBOX game.
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Old 06-30-2009, 05:21 AM   #8 (permalink)
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That bird is going to give me nightmares now

As for the unknown creature in the sewers, couldn't it be some sort of fungus or mold or something? Kind of reminds me of the resident evil games
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freshwater bryozoa
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I dunno, that doesn't look quite the same. For one it's not writhing around with slimy tendrils.
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It's dead, Jim.

There are also several thousand species of bryozoa.

Might also be a freshwater jellyfish.

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The Tentaculat is the most fearsome alien yet encountered by X-Com. Not even the depths of a Lovecraftian nightmare could spawn such as this indescribable creature. No comparison to any Earth animal exists, the environment that could produce such as this is beyond imagination. Short of that, they're best described as floating brains.


Tentaculats are armed with powerful beaks that can pierce many inches of thick armour, regardless of the material. With their spine-line appendages, a Tentaculat paralyses its victims and bites them to transmute them into mindless things by injecting a fast acting agent. In addition to the mind destroying effects, the Tentaculat's transmutation process accelerates rigor mortis and bloats the victim until it rips through and destroys any suit of armour being worn. The victim will wander mindlessly in a shuffle and try to strangle or strike any X-Com target it comes across with inhuman strength.

Even if one of the zombified victims is killed, somehow, a new Tentaculat bursts from the corpse - unless the killing blow is done with a phosphorous round. This appears to cause the incubating Tentaculat's growth process to fail.

The Tentaculat is nearly always spotted in underwater alien dwellings. They are also known to act as watchdogs for some of the larger USOs that have touched down on the sea bed, such as the Dreadnaught.
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The Tentacutwat looks like an upside-down pot-plant - minus the pot.
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The sewer creatures: an explanation

It's quite simple.

These creatures are in fact republicans in their sexual phase...

See every republican is in fact a normal human, untill one of these creatures inserts a tendril up their nose, and gives birth to one of its young IN THEIR BRAIN where it controls them.

After the death of their host, the fully grown republican oozes out of their skull, and makes its way to the sewers where it feeds on shit, and mates, then they make their way to sleeping humans to repeat the process.
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Old 06-30-2009, 09:53 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Very, very weird sewer creatures caught on camera -or- How Bryozoa Work – The Blogs at HowStuffWorks
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I hope it's at least 4ft 9ins tall.
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freshwater bryozoa
I'm now 3% positive that I have freshwater bryozoa implants. Either that or freshwater jellyfish!
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