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Old 06-15-2009, 08:02 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 06-15-2009, 08:04 PM   #2 (permalink)
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To think he's educated enough to actually know the term castrato.
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Old 06-15-2009, 08:16 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Those Super Gays are as tough as a T-800 terminator and they are gay.
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Old 06-15-2009, 08:25 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I dunno about the son passing the gay test, but the dad sure just passed the troll test.
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I'd be surprised if there was a father, or a kid.
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But only if you're hot.
Do they have to have blue eyes?
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Dang. Now I'm confused again. None of my gay friends go through all this complicated BS to figure out if they are gay or not. They just figure out whether they are attracted to men or women, and base their determination on that. I figured all this time that I was straight because I'm attracted to women and have no attraction to guys at all.

Now I find out eye color plays some sort of role. I have green eyes. Can I still be straight? I really like girls. I have pretty broad shoulders, a deep voice, and I've never had a hormone test, but I never asked for one, either. Every indication is that they are at normal levels. I guess I could see my doctor. Those green eyes might trip me up. I also tie fishing flies, which is a lot like embroidery.

I just don't know what to do.
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How can i know if my plant is gay?
Flowers or fruit.... usually a givaway


Personally I think pool is a very gay game.

Balls touch - it's gay.. simple as that.
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Then again I have blue eyes, know what castrati means and listen to Jimmy Sommerville on occasion....

WTF do I know?
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Then again I have blue eyes, know what castrati means and listen to Jimmy Sommerville on occasion....

WTF do I know?
You may know a lot. But you're obviously still in the closet. Plus aren't you also Australian? that's another sign.
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