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Surreal · 01-06-2009, 08:52 PM

Well we need dessert then, and there's always room for Jello...

**Bard Jameson** · 01-06-2009, 08:54 PM

Well, the zombies are sure to show up now. They always bring great dishes...

Surreal · 01-06-2009, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Bard Jameson

Well, the zombies are sure to show up now. They always bring great dishes...

A whole new wrinkle on the family dinner.

Surreal · 01-06-2009, 08:59 PM

All things are possible on the internet.

Briar Bing · 01-06-2009, 09:26 PM

**Max Herzog** · 01-06-2009, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Joy Honey

The Gross Food Project

Pointless sprigs of curly parsley - excellent! In an ideal world, they would be older, but this is a fantastic example of fine garnishing.

Trout Recreant · 01-07-2009, 01:11 AM

Max, can we safely call this a new meme yet?

Richie Waves · 01-07-2009, 07:58 AM

Dam.. I left my camera over in my mates on the weekend.. such a shame

I went out this morning and got me a pound of round steak, cheese and some french stick to make a philly cheese steak.. I had to try it... it looked disgusting and would have been an asset to this thread. however.. it was fucking delicious!

**Vivianne Draper** · 01-07-2009, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Trout Recreant

Credit to Max Herzog.

Post pics of Bardesque food here.

Too waxy, to gloppy, plasticy, or just weird looking. I'll start.

I don't even know what this is supposed to be, but I'm for damn sure not going to eat it.

How could anyone do this to pizza? Seriously! How hard is it to screw up pizza?

Even if you saute it and serve it on a nice place, it's still vomit.

What are those pink chunks?

doesn't really look all that bad to me. The top pic looks to be some sort of caserole with beef, pasta, peas and perhaps corn?

The second looks like a white pizza with mushrooms -- a crappy pic but the pizza doesn't look all that bad.

The third I have no idea....

The last looks like a shrimp or seafood ball with some sort of green spice -- perhaps cilantro or parsley.

**Max Herzog** · 01-07-2009, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Trout Recreant

Max, can we safely call this a new meme yet?

Oh, I think so.

What we lack, though, is a "garnish" emoticon. A merry little sprig of parsley would be perfect.

**Bard Jameson** · 01-07-2009, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Vivianne Draper

doesn't really look all that bad to me.

Killjoy

MoxZ Mokeev · 01-07-2009, 10:03 AM

Ox Penis anyone?

No? Ok, how about...nahm nahm nahm... :yum:

**Bard Jameson** · 01-07-2009, 10:07 AM

Extra points for the palm frond presentation of what appear to be boiled rats.

As to the ox penis....can we see them prepared? Don't forget the useless parsley garnish!

MoxZ Mokeev · 01-07-2009, 10:37 AM

I think those are prepared. Boiled in fact

Joy Honey · 01-07-2009, 10:40 AM

ok, it's probably gravy... with parsley!

nm, I read the accompanying article - it's mushroom bisque.

Trout Recreant · 01-07-2009, 10:50 AM

You know what would make it more appetizing? A couple eyeballs floating in it.

OK, nothing is going to make that look good. Even the toast looks anemic.

**Bard Jameson** · 01-07-2009, 10:54 AM

Mushroom...BISQUE?

Some people should not be let near a kitchen. They make food sad

**Max Herzog** · 01-07-2009, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Bard Jameson

Extra points for the palm frond presentation of what appear to be boiled rats.

I second that emotion. Palm fronds. What an audacious piece of culinary sleight-of-hand. Proper Bardesque!

**Bard Jameson** · 01-07-2009, 01:32 PM

Hai guize! I'm making lunch for everyone. Sometimes simplicity is the key.

But I did garnish with gherkins. EVERYBODY loves gherkins!

**Max Herzog** · 01-07-2009, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Bard Jameson

Hai guize! I'm making lunch for everyone. Sometimes simplicity is the key.

But I did garnish with gherkins. EVERYBODY loves gherkins!

Again, top marks for presentation. Garnish aside, I especially like the way the cheese and the meat are carefully positioned in such a way that when the sandwich is constructed, there will be a significant area of plain bread and no filling. Enough space, in fact, to insert a couple of those dessicated looking Cheetos (if that's indeed what they are).

Bravissimo!

**Carter-Madhu** · 01-07-2009, 03:01 PM

Everybody stop what you are doing right now and visit the Gallery of Regrettable Food!

LILEKS (James) Gallery of Regrettable Food

The 10PM cookbook is my favorite - but Meat! Meat! Meat! also makes me laugh until I pee, and the Jello books are also high-larious.

Go! Read! Especially you, Trout.

**Bard Jameson** · 01-07-2009, 03:07 PM

Madhu! You're going to spoil the surprise I am planning for dinner!

It's...that's right...Thigh of Beast in Lingerie! I'm SO proud!

(Note the branch of lemon leaves as garnish? GAWD I love garnish!)

Surreal · 01-07-2009, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Madhu Maruti

Everybody stop what you are doing right now and visit the Gallery of Regrettable Food!

Hey! I already posted that!

**Carter-Madhu** · 01-07-2009, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Surreal Farber

Hey! I already posted that!

I'm sorry Surreal! I checked the thread but obviously not carefully enough. Forgive me?

Everyone else: just go look at it, whoever posted it!

**Bard Jameson** · 01-07-2009, 04:09 PM

Relax, Surreal. You and Madhu sit down with me and have a slice of...

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Bleached, washed, plucked Scalp of Klingon.

With parsley garnish!

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Joy Honey distracted hey a penny! Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: OR coast Posts: 1,589 My Mood: Sushi Samari Champion! SL Join Date: 6/17/05 Business: Broken Kitty	ok, it's probably gravy... with parsley! nm, I read the accompanying article - it's mushroom bisque. __________________ http://slurl.com/secondlife/ALI/124/40/502/ It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a bad example "Mom, why is your eye twitching?" -my 7 yr old son

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Surreal Mental Health Hazard Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 9,329 My Mood: SLShopper Ads: 6 Blog Entries: 49	Well we need dessert then, and there's always room for Jello...

01-06-2009, 08:59 PM	#79 (permalink)
Surreal Mental Health Hazard Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 9,329 My Mood: SLShopper Ads: 6 Blog Entries: 49	All things are possible on the internet.

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Trout Recreant Oncorhynchus mykiss Incomprehensible gibberish Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: West Coast, USA Posts: 6,184 My Mood: Blog Entries: 3 Awards: 1	Max, can we safely call this a new meme yet?

01-07-2009, 10:07 AM	#88 (permalink)
Bard Jameson Situationally Obtuse SLU Supporter Praise the Lord and pass the Armageddon! Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 6,835 My Mood: SL Join Date: 1/27/2008 Blog Entries: 2 Awards: 1	Extra points for the palm frond presentation of what appear to be boiled rats. As to the ox penis....can we see them prepared? Don't forget the useless parsley garnish!

01-07-2009, 10:37 AM	#89 (permalink)
MoxZ Mokeev Invisibly Delicious Wewtie! I has Two Ghosties Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Arkansas USA Posts: 830 My Mood: SL Join Date: 8/25/07 Blog Entries: 2	I think those are prepared. Boiled in fact

01-07-2009, 10:50 AM	#91 (permalink)
Trout Recreant Oncorhynchus mykiss Incomprehensible gibberish Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: West Coast, USA Posts: 6,184 My Mood: Blog Entries: 3 Awards: 1	You know what would make it more appetizing? A couple eyeballs floating in it. OK, nothing is going to make that look good. Even the toast looks anemic.

01-07-2009, 10:54 AM	#92 (permalink)
Bard Jameson Situationally Obtuse SLU Supporter Praise the Lord and pass the Armageddon! Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 6,835 My Mood: SL Join Date: 1/27/2008 Blog Entries: 2 Awards: 1	Mushroom...BISQUE? Some people should not be let near a kitchen. They make food sad

01-07-2009, 01:32 PM	#94 (permalink)
Bard Jameson Situationally Obtuse SLU Supporter Praise the Lord and pass the Armageddon! Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 6,835 My Mood: SL Join Date: 1/27/2008 Blog Entries: 2 Awards: 1	Hai guize! I'm making lunch for everyone. Sometimes simplicity is the key. But I did garnish with gherkins. EVERYBODY loves gherkins!

01-07-2009, 03:01 PM	#96 (permalink)
Carter-Madhu dorkasaurus SLU Supporter same as the old me Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: N.E. United States Posts: 1,833 My Mood: SLShopper Ads: 8 SL Join Date: Nov 2007 Business: Madhu's Cafe Blog Entries: 4	Everybody stop what you are doing right now and visit the Gallery of Regrettable Food! LILEKS (James) Gallery of Regrettable Food The 10PM cookbook is my favorite - but Meat! Meat! Meat! also makes me laugh until I pee, and the Jello books are also high-larious. Go! Read! Especially you, Trout. __________________ Pocket Gardens -- prefab landscaping \|\|\| Madhu's Cafe world music coffeehouse

01-07-2009, 03:07 PM	#97 (permalink)
Bard Jameson Situationally Obtuse SLU Supporter Praise the Lord and pass the Armageddon! Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 6,835 My Mood: SL Join Date: 1/27/2008 Blog Entries: 2 Awards: 1	Madhu! You're going to spoil the surprise I am planning for dinner! It's...that's right...Thigh of Beast in Lingerie! I'm SO proud! (Note the branch of lemon leaves as garnish? GAWD I love garnish!)

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