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Surreal · 01-06-2009, 10:23 AM

I see it's time to trot out Regrettable Foods again.

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This is a hocks 'n' brats concoction; resembles some hooves stuffed and boiled until they explode. Note, to the right, the small figurine of some ruminant, facing away from the meal, blessing it with an offering of methane and hay-gas.

Surreal · 01-06-2009, 10:24 AM

Parties used to be much scarier... erectile hot dogs scare me.

Surreal · 01-06-2009, 10:27 AM

No pictures remain to attest to the vile and perverse dish I was served by my mother-in-law many years ago.

Borscht jello ring with gefelti fish "tunnel" in it.

I discovered that it's possible to eat almost anything if you pile enough horseradish on it.

Joshua Nightshade · 01-06-2009, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Surreal Farber

No pictures remain to attest to the vile and perverse dish I was served by my mother-in-law many years ago.

Borscht jello ring with gefelti fish "tunnel" in it.

Natalie P. · 01-06-2009, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Surreal Farber

I see it's time to trot out Regrettable Foods again.

Don't forget http://www.amazon.com/Gallery-Regrettable-Food-James-Lileks/dp/0609607820/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1231255890&sr=8-2

**Bard Jameson** · 01-06-2009, 10:48 AM

Hey Trout! I made you breakfast!

The Ugly Chef strikes again!

Richie Waves · 01-06-2009, 11:04 AM

Richie Waves · 01-06-2009, 11:05 AM

You guys never had to eat my grandmothers cooking! legend has it I'm immune to food poisoning!

**Bard Jameson** · 01-06-2009, 11:05 AM

Good Lord. Competition. I haz one.

Richie Waves · 01-06-2009, 11:15 AM

the importance of varied colour in food cannot be overstated!

**Max Herzog** · 01-06-2009, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Richie Waves

the importance of varied colour in food cannot be overstated!

Good grief - did they find the asparagus in a dustbin somewhere?

Keep this up Richie, and soon you will be able to display your status as Bardesque. Impressive.

Richie Waves · 01-06-2009, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Max Herzog

Good grief - did they find the asparagus in a dustbin somewhere?

Keep this up Richie, and soon you will be able to display your status as Bardesque. Impressive.

Funnily enough that image I found on the hollandaise Wiki!

**Max Herzog** · 01-06-2009, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Richie Waves

Funnily enough that image I found on the hollandaise Wiki!

Stands to reason!

Richie Waves · 01-06-2009, 11:20 AM

this is my new favorite thread!

fleshworm anyone?

Briar Bing · 01-06-2009, 11:29 AM

OK, you asked for it.

I present... Lapskaus (the northern German variety) for which scousers are named.

My maternal grandma used to make a Norwegian variety of it that didn't look nearly this bad, and was pretty tasty.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lapskaus

Surreal · 01-06-2009, 11:30 AM

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Let your next Bar-B-Que use Bar-B-Burgers for a new Bar-B-Trick - but don't let the guests watch you Bar-B-Cook lest they Bar-B-Barf. Not everyone understands this. Not everyone understands that double-rich evaporated undiluted bovine excretion provides essential cohesion properties. No other form of milk will do! Don't even think about using powered wildebeest teat-leak! Drive from your mind all consideration of two-percent swine lactation!

**Max Herzog** · 01-06-2009, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Surreal Farber

Hahahaha. That is absolutely preposterous. Any fool knows that Carnation Milk is only suitable for making hollandaise sauce.

**Max Herzog** · 01-06-2009, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Briar Bing

OK, you asked for it.

I present... Lapskaus (the northern German variety) for which scousers are named.

My maternal grandma used to make a Norwegian variety of it that didn't look nearly this bad, and was pretty tasty.

Labskaus - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

That's a world-class effort, chap

Richie Waves · 01-06-2009, 11:43 AM

that shit looks like red wine vomit!

Joy Honey · 01-06-2009, 11:44 AM

It's a Kwanzaa cake . . .

here's the backstory

**Bard Jameson** · 01-06-2009, 11:55 AM

Must...keep...up...

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I quite like how deeeeelightfully ugly my steak and mash turned out. Part of a carnival of food monsters. Charming beneath it's hideous visage unlike the meal below which, like rokurokubi , hides it's beastliness well. You know how to cook a steak. The mushrooms are roasted with rosemary and olive oil. The mash is roasted sweet potato - a bit of scorching gives it its colour - and cream butter and milk. The sauce is just some butter added to the pan while the steaks rested, some finely chopped leak, then a splash of wine, a bit of beef stock, a teaspoon of wasabi powder, and then some cream. All done over a high heat, stirring constantly

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Trout Recreant · 01-06-2009, 12:07 PM

It's amazing how many variations of color there are between white and light brown, and how many of those variations can be fit on the same plate in a horrendous gloppy, greasy mess.

This is my new diet plan. Every time I get hungry, I'll look at this thread. It's like those appetite suppressants they sell in health food stores, only cheaper and it won't destroy my liver and kidneys.

A+ efforts in here!

After looking at bard's breakfast, I think my breakfast will be pink.

As in Pepto Bismol.

Malachi · 01-06-2009, 12:12 PM

Briar Bing · 01-06-2009, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Malachi

Keep WoW food in WoW!

Surreal · 01-06-2009, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Malachi

OK.. I have to ask - WTF is THAT??

01-06-2009, 10:48 AM	#31 (permalink)
Bard Jameson Situationally Obtuse SLU Supporter Cliqueless Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 6,530 My Mood: SL Join Date: 1/27/2008 Blog Entries: 1 Awards: 1	Hey Trout! I made you breakfast! The Ugly Chef strikes again! __________________ Photogenix Flickr Stream: http://www.flickr.com/photos/34885797@N08/ Photogenix Blog - http://photogenixstudios.blogspot.com/

01-06-2009, 11:04 AM	#32 (permalink)
Richie Waves Joie de vivre! Is Three apples Tall Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Between Iraq and Israel Posts: 8,992 SL Join Date: 27/06/2005	__________________ My lastfm Oooh, Betty! the cat did a shit in the hat

01-06-2009, 11:29 AM	#40 (permalink)
Briar Bing Thorny yet fuzzy Oh, I zigs and I zags; I tos and I fros Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: MN USA Posts: 2,063 My Mood: Scrabble Blast Champion! SL Join Date: May 2003	OK, you asked for it. I present... Lapskaus (the northern German variety) for which scousers are named. My maternal grandma used to make a Norwegian variety of it that didn't look nearly this bad, and was pretty tasty. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lapskaus __________________ The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creature that cannot. ~Mark Twain

01-06-2009, 11:44 AM	#45 (permalink)
Joy Honey distracted hey a penny! Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: OR coast Posts: 1,586 My Mood: Penguin Push Champion! Sushi Samari Champion! SL Join Date: 6/17/05 Business: Broken Kitty	It's a Kwanzaa cake . . . here's the backstory __________________ http://slurl.com/secondlife/ALI/124/40/502/ It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a bad example "Mom, why is your eye twitching?" -my 7 yr old son

01-06-2009, 12:12 PM	#48 (permalink)
Malachi the bathwater & the baby fish and bees are inherently sarcastic Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,664	my own creation

01-06-2009, 10:24 AM	#27 (permalink)
Surreal Mental Health Hazard Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 8,849 My Mood: SLShopper Ads: 6 Blog Entries: 49	Parties used to be much scarier... erectile hot dogs scare me.

01-06-2009, 10:27 AM	#28 (permalink)
Surreal Mental Health Hazard Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 8,849 My Mood: SLShopper Ads: 6 Blog Entries: 49	No pictures remain to attest to the vile and perverse dish I was served by my mother-in-law many years ago. Borscht jello ring with gefelti fish "tunnel" in it. I discovered that it's possible to eat almost anything if you pile enough horseradish on it.

01-06-2009, 11:05 AM	#33 (permalink)
Richie Waves Joie de vivre! Is Three apples Tall Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Between Iraq and Israel Posts: 8,992 SL Join Date: 27/06/2005	You guys never had to eat my grandmothers cooking! legend has it I'm immune to food poisoning!

01-06-2009, 11:05 AM	#34 (permalink)
Bard Jameson Situationally Obtuse SLU Supporter Cliqueless Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 6,530 My Mood: SL Join Date: 1/27/2008 Blog Entries: 1 Awards: 1	Good Lord. Competition. I haz one.

01-06-2009, 11:15 AM	#35 (permalink)
Richie Waves Joie de vivre! Is Three apples Tall Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Between Iraq and Israel Posts: 8,992 SL Join Date: 27/06/2005	the importance of varied colour in food cannot be overstated!

01-06-2009, 11:20 AM	#39 (permalink)
Richie Waves Joie de vivre! Is Three apples Tall Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Between Iraq and Israel Posts: 8,992 SL Join Date: 27/06/2005	this is my new favorite thread! fleshworm anyone?

01-06-2009, 11:43 AM	#44 (permalink)
Richie Waves Joie de vivre! Is Three apples Tall Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Between Iraq and Israel Posts: 8,992 SL Join Date: 27/06/2005	that shit looks like red wine vomit!

01-06-2009, 12:07 PM	#47 (permalink)
Trout Recreant Oncorhynchus mykiss Incomprehensible gibberish Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: West Coast, USA Posts: 5,998 My Mood: Blog Entries: 3 Awards: 1	It's amazing how many variations of color there are between white and light brown, and how many of those variations can be fit on the same plate in a horrendous gloppy, greasy mess. This is my new diet plan. Every time I get hungry, I'll look at this thread. It's like those appetite suppressants they sell in health food stores, only cheaper and it won't destroy my liver and kidneys. A+ efforts in here! After looking at bard's breakfast, I think my breakfast will be pink. As in Pepto Bismol.

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