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Trout Recreant · 01-09-2009, 05:26 PM

lol - Joy. Why is that so shiny!!??

Again with the swords! I swear, in my whole life, I've never seen these mini swords that are skewering things in a lot of these pictures. I've seen shish ka bob skewers, bamboo skewers, all manner of things for stabbing food, but I've never seen these rapiers and sabres and the like that are in these pictures.

I'd actually pick up a set if I could find one and the prices was reasonable. I'd serve next Thanksgiving's turkey with a sword plunged into its breast. I'd carve a "Z" on the side of my roasts. I'd nibble bits of food off the ends of them while cackling evilly to myself. I'd commit unmentionable acts of gastronomical piracy.

Or, I'd stick them in a drawer and try to forget my moment of weakness.

Wait. I'd use them to repeatedly stab the person who thought tofu loaf and brussel sprouts was a good idea.

Joy Honey · 01-09-2009, 06:20 PM

Just for you, Trout!

Swashbuckler BBQ Sword

**Bard Jameson** · 01-09-2009, 06:26 PM

My hname is Trout Recreant...hyou keeld my appetite....prepare to die!

Trout Recreant · 01-09-2009, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joy Honey

Just for you, Trout!

Swashbuckler BBQ Sword

Excellent! It doesn't make up for the horrors in this thread, but at the very least, you can be assured that it will never come into use with any sort of compressed food loaf, molded jello, or anything with frosting on it.

Joy Honey · 01-09-2009, 09:50 PM

all it lacks is parsley

Joshua Nightshade · 01-09-2009, 10:00 PM

Me: *groaning in pain*
Adam: What?
Me: That horrible food thread is poisoning my soul.
Adam: Oh come on, it's not that bad.
Me: Dude, look at this and tell me it's not that bad:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Surreal Farber

Adam turns around and busts out laughing.

Trout Recreant · 01-09-2009, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joshua Nightshade

Me: *groaning in pain*
Adam: What?
Me: That horrible food thread is poisoning my soul.
Adam: Oh come on, it's not that bad.
Me: Dude, look at this and tell me it's not that bad:

Adam turns around and busts out laughing.

Could be worse. There could be olives and parsley.

Or frosting.

Surreal · 01-09-2009, 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joshua Nightshade

Me: *groaning in pain*
Adam: What?
Me: That horrible food thread is poisoning my soul.
Adam: Oh come on, it's not that bad.
Me: Dude, look at this and tell me it's not that bad:

Adam turns around and busts out laughing.

That is actually a picture of a deep-fried loaf of onion rings ... and I've actually eaten it. It is greasy as hell, but quite tasty.

Betty Barracuda · 01-09-2009, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trout Recreant

Could be worse. There could be olives and parsley.

Or frosting.

Beef Roll stuffed with sweet pickles and served with Shrimp and Peas on Muffin

Olives - CHECK
Parsley - CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK!
Frosting - Well, one could always frost the beef roll and turn this meal into the perfect trifecta.

**Bard Jameson** · 01-10-2009, 12:54 AM

/me rubs his hands and cackles

Yes, Yes my minions! Go forth and bring chaos to dinner tables throughout the land! Make eyes pop in surprise and disgust! Upset the tummies of the little ones. Bring division between loving wife and husband. Sow discord, ill will, and nausea!!!!

MUAHHHAHHHAAAA! Now no one will be able to refuse the demands of...

The Ugly Chef!!!

Howz Zat for garnish, beeeeaches! MUAHHHAHHAAA!

**Siobhan OFlynn** · 01-10-2009, 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Surreal Farber

That is actually a picture of a deep-fried loaf of onion rings ... and I've actually eaten it. It is greasy as hell, but quite tasty.

Bloomin' Onions are much prettier. I just can't get past the fact that the deep fried onion loaf looks like something my cat just horked up.

Maggie Mcardle · 01-11-2009, 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bard Jameson

Extra points for the palm frond presentation of what appear to be boiled rats.

As to the ox penis....can we see them prepared? Don't forget the useless parsley garnish!

ok i do not know what i find more disturbing, the fact that this thread is a play on your name or you knew that was ox penii

.

Maggie Mcardle · 01-11-2009, 06:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Betty Barracuda

Miracle Whip/parmesan/mashed potatoes/hard boiled egg mixture rolled up in a lovely beef roll. For the final touch, pour some hot Miracle Whip on the roll just before serving. MmmmMmmm

PS: Don't forget the asparagus for a touch of class (with the hot Miracle Whip sauce of course!)

/me hangs head in shame, i actually liked this when my mom made it.....

Maggie Mcardle · 01-11-2009, 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bard Jameson

Hai guize! I'm making lunch for everyone. Sometimes simplicity is the key.

But I did garnish with gherkins. EVERYBODY loves gherkins!

ZOMG!! CHOKESAMMICH!!!

Rose Alba Karuna · 01-12-2009, 03:02 PM

Ah.. Jello the most versitile of foods:

Rose Alba Karuna · 01-12-2009, 03:07 PM

OK - this gelatin delight is for Redhead...

Avocado gelatin shaped like a turkey so she never again has to eat tofurkey at Thanksgiving.

Trout Recreant · 01-12-2009, 03:34 PM

See - that's what I mean. Who thought avacado Jello was a good idea, and how screwed up in the head were they to form it into a TURKEY! I want to shake people by the lapels sometimes.

I'm assuming that's some sort of garnish around the outside and not bloody chunks of raw organ meat.

Surreal · 01-12-2009, 04:03 PM

The king of garnish

Surreal · 01-12-2009, 04:03 PM

More disturbing pork

Surreal · 01-12-2009, 04:05 PM

And if you're still in thread, instead of running screaming... finally...

Joy Honey · 01-12-2009, 04:10 PM

Apple herring salad. With pickles and olives. I just don't know where to begin with this one.

Joy Honey · 01-12-2009, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Surreal Farber

And if you're still in thread, instead of running screaming... finally...

points off for no olives for eyes!!

edit: I missed the first one, which redeems everything!

**Max Herzog** · 01-12-2009, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Surreal Farber

And if you're still in thread, instead of running screaming... finally...

Looks like the piglet ran screaming before being flattened by the tractor.

**Bard Jameson** · 01-13-2009, 02:08 PM

No doubt you will all want to top off that delicious meal of Piglet a'la Road Kill with some of grandma's famous Beheaded Fish Pie

Olives - Check
Questionable Florets of Something - Check
Tiny but Telltale Parsley Garnish - Check

Whole Fish Bodies Arranged Symmetrically on a Pie of what May Be Cheese? - CHECK and DOUBLE CHECK

**Carter-Madhu** · 01-13-2009, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bard Jameson

No doubt you will all want to top off that delicious meal of Piglet a'la Road Kill with some of grandma's famous Beheaded Fish Pie

Olives - Check
Questionable Florets of Something - Check
Tiny but Telltale Parsley Garnish - Check

Whole Fish Bodies Arranged Symmetrically on a Pie of what May Be Cheese? - CHECK and DOUBLE CHECK

... and something frosted too! *cries*

01-09-2009, 06:20 PM	#302 (permalink)
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Trout Recreant Oncorhynchus mykiss Incomprehensible gibberish Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: West Coast, USA Posts: 6,184 My Mood: Blog Entries: 3 Awards: 1	lol - Joy. Why is that so shiny!!?? Again with the swords! I swear, in my whole life, I've never seen these mini swords that are skewering things in a lot of these pictures. I've seen shish ka bob skewers, bamboo skewers, all manner of things for stabbing food, but I've never seen these rapiers and sabres and the like that are in these pictures. I'd actually pick up a set if I could find one and the prices was reasonable. I'd serve next Thanksgiving's turkey with a sword plunged into its breast. I'd carve a "Z" on the side of my roasts. I'd nibble bits of food off the ends of them while cackling evilly to myself. I'd commit unmentionable acts of gastronomical piracy. Or, I'd stick them in a drawer and try to forget my moment of weakness. Wait. I'd use them to repeatedly stab the person who thought tofu loaf and brussel sprouts was a good idea.

01-09-2009, 09:50 PM	#305 (permalink)
Joy Honey distracted hey a penny! Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: OR coast Posts: 1,589 My Mood: Sushi Samari Champion! SL Join Date: 6/17/05 Business: Broken Kitty	all it lacks is parsley

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Bard Jameson Situationally Obtuse SLU Supporter Praise the Lord and pass the Armageddon! Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 6,835 My Mood: SL Join Date: 1/27/2008 Blog Entries: 2 Awards: 1	/me rubs his hands and cackles Yes, Yes my minions! Go forth and bring chaos to dinner tables throughout the land! Make eyes pop in surprise and disgust! Upset the tummies of the little ones. Bring division between loving wife and husband. Sow discord, ill will, and nausea!!!! MUAHHHAHHHAAAA! Now no one will be able to refuse the demands of... The Ugly Chef!!! Howz Zat for garnish, beeeeaches! MUAHHHAHHAAA!

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Rose Alba Karuna Crazy Cat Lady Meow, meow... Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Floriduh Posts: 1,325 My Mood: SL Join Date: June 2004 Business: Flowers, Trees and Animals	OK - this gelatin delight is for Redhead... Avocado gelatin shaped like a turkey so she never again has to eat tofurkey at Thanksgiving.

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Trout Recreant Oncorhynchus mykiss Incomprehensible gibberish Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: West Coast, USA Posts: 6,184 My Mood: Blog Entries: 3 Awards: 1	See - that's what I mean. Who thought avacado Jello was a good idea, and how screwed up in the head were they to form it into a TURKEY! I want to shake people by the lapels sometimes. I'm assuming that's some sort of garnish around the outside and not bloody chunks of raw organ meat.

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Surreal Mental Health Hazard Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 9,371 My Mood: SLShopper Ads: 6 Blog Entries: 49	The king of garnish

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Surreal Mental Health Hazard Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 9,371 My Mood: SLShopper Ads: 6 Blog Entries: 49	More disturbing pork

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Surreal Mental Health Hazard Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 9,371 My Mood: SLShopper Ads: 6 Blog Entries: 49	And if you're still in thread, instead of running screaming... finally...

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Joy Honey distracted hey a penny! Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: OR coast Posts: 1,589 My Mood: Sushi Samari Champion! SL Join Date: 6/17/05 Business: Broken Kitty	Apple herring salad. With pickles and olives. I just don't know where to begin with this one.

01-13-2009, 02:08 PM	#324 (permalink)
Bard Jameson Situationally Obtuse SLU Supporter Praise the Lord and pass the Armageddon! Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 6,835 My Mood: SL Join Date: 1/27/2008 Blog Entries: 2 Awards: 1	No doubt you will all want to top off that delicious meal of Piglet a'la Road Kill with some of grandma's famous Beheaded Fish Pie Olives - Check Questionable Florets of Something - Check Tiny but Telltale Parsley Garnish - Check Whole Fish Bodies Arranged Symmetrically on a Pie of what May Be Cheese? - CHECK and DOUBLE CHECK

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