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Old 10-09-2008, 07:08 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Giant Alien Spaceship will decloak over Alabama on 14th...

Here is a must see. At least for the sake of a good laugh. I'm sure some of you may have heard about this, but just in case you haven't, I will fill you in. A number of you have written me about this, and I want to set the record straight.

There is a web site called Escape the Illusion, which claims that on October 14, a giant UFO will visit Earth, Alabama, to be exact. You might ask, "How do they know this?" Well, how else? channeling, of course.

As you may know, channeling is the ability to receive mental telepathy from another person, or in this case, consciousness. The group claims to have received a message from the "Federation of Light." Now, you probably already know what I think about this, but do go over and check out the video on youtube, and tell me that I haven't lost my mind. Here is what the group is saying:

Blossom's most recent book "The Bridge," documents the messages channeled to her by the Cosmic Beings known as The Federation of Light. In her most recent encounters with them, they have announced that one of their craft will appear in our skies on October 14, 2008, for a period of three days in such a way as to prove to us the existence of other life forms in the Universe. The Federation of Light stress that they come in LOVE to help us, and our planet move to a new Higher Vibration of Love. They have asked Blossom to get this message out to as many people as possible.

I have been criticized in the past for my open stance on certain things like this, but I am a realist, and I will go out on a limb here and tell you that I have created a new name for the web site. Instead of "Escape the Illusion," let's call it "Escape the Delusion." Folks, THIS is what gives Ufology a bad name. Weigh in, and post your thoughts on this.


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Old 10-09-2008, 07:27 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Why Alabama?
Seriously, did they say why they picked Alabama? I've been to Alabama and uhm...well...frankly it's not a big tourist attraction.
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Seriously, did they say why they picked Alabama? I've been to Alabama and uhm...well...frankly it's not a big tourist attraction.
You have been to the wrong parts then since a city close to where I am gets packed with tourists every year because of the beaches.

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The ones that don't have family to visit in Alabama are at least comfortable not having to wear shoes for a few days.

I hate it when they do this though because we have to go through all the press and panic for the few weeks it takes the population to convince themselves it was just a movie they saw and nothing more. I mean gee they were here just three years ago. That ship must get some bodacious mileage per proton.
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.... The group claims to have received a message from the "Federation of Light."
Perhaps... through their emissary?

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/me sends Her minions to "take care of" Psyke...cause he knows too much and the Goddess of Light is NOT pleased about that.
I am under Ashtar's protection.

http://www.ashtarcommand.net/

... there is no end to this stuff ...

I spent some time with these Ashtar channelling people years ago. It was very disturbing watching them look at stars in the sky and try to convince themselves that they were ships from Ashtar Command. The channelling was very occasionally interesting but mostly self delusion. We have a never ending capacity to believe things.

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