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Ten · 09-04-2008, 07:15 AM

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A DRUNK LILY ALLEN had a jokey row with SIR ELTON JOHN on stage at the GQ Awards - but upset her little brother ALFIE by announcing to the world that he's getting married.

Lily - co-hosting the event with Elton - began the night looking serene in a full-length gown, but then she started on the free champagne.

It was Elton – pretending to be agitated with her boozing – who started the funny war of words.

As Lily told fans: “And now to the most important part of the night," Elton replied: “What? Are you going to have another drink?”

Pretending to take offence, the Smile singer retorted: “F*** off Elton. I am 40 years younger than you and have my whole life ahead of me!”

It led to her co-host alluding to both of them having a cocaine habit, as he boasted: “I could still snort you under the table.”

At this point Lily simply told him: “F*** off. I don't know what you are talking about.”
Lily did a grand job presenting the annual show with Elton - but won’t be too popular at home after introducing Alfie’s partner JAIME WINSTONE as her “very soon-to-be sister-in-law”.

She asked her to show off her diamond before she presented the Comedians Of The Year award to THE MIGHTY BOOSH.

But Jamie could simply be seen mouthing back: “Shh, no one is supposed to know.”

A friend of the couple confirmed they are indeed getting married.

The co-hosts had a laugh at AMY WINEHOUSE’s expense, with Elton quipping: “Unfortunately Amy Winehouse could not be here tonight... but we will crack on.”

Lily said she had the hots for Inspiration award winner TONY BENNETT — saying she would “still f***” the legendary crooner.

Aldbaran Galicia · 09-04-2008, 07:23 AM

The Brits are crazy these days....

I won't have the time i spent reading that quote back..........

i feel sad now....

caroline ra · 09-04-2008, 07:23 AM

Her whole life ahead of her, most of which will be spent working on the checkout at Kwiksave.

Walker Moore · 09-04-2008, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Aldbaran Galicia

The Brits are crazy these days...

Yes, Lily Allen and Elton John are typical of us all.

Walker Moore · 09-04-2008, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by caroline ra

Her whole life ahead of her, most of which will be spent working on the checkout at Kwiksave.

She'll be lucky. Kwik Save went bankrupt last year.

caroline ra · 09-04-2008, 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Walker Moore

She'll be lucky. Kwik Save went bankrupt last year.

eeeeepppp just shows where I dont shop then...those high racks of boxes of cheap shit always scared me, they never looked safe and while I know we all have to go sometime I didnt relish the thought of being offed by a giant family budget monster tin of baked beans on me head son

Midi Reifsnider · 09-04-2008, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Walker Moore

She'll be lucky. Kwik Save went bankrupt last year.

thought i'd add, my laugh at your post was not at the poor people who lost their jobs etc etc, but the way you said it. Just in case someone worked there and feels bad.

caroline ra · 09-04-2008, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Midi Reifsnider

thought i'd add, my laugh at your post was not at the poor people who lost their jobs etc etc, but the way you said it. Just in case someone worked there and feels bad.

Just thought Id add that my laugh wasnt at your feeling bad in case you came across as being uncaring about ppl made reduncant from Kwik Save

Darkley · 09-04-2008, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Walker Moore

She'll be lucky. Kwik Save went bankrupt last year.

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

where am I going to get my giant catering sized tins of beans now??

Midi Reifsnider · 09-04-2008, 08:35 AM

You can't be too careful Caroline

caroline ra · 09-04-2008, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Midi Reifsnider

You can't be too careful Caroline

No you cant....political correctness has us all scared to speak....sorry scared should read backbone challenged

Trout Recreant · 09-04-2008, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Aldbaran Galicia

The Brits are crazy these days....

I won't have the time i spent reading that quote back..........

i feel sad now....

The Brits have been crazy for a while

Exhibit A:

British Shin Kicking Championship 2008 at The Cotswold Olimpick Games - Gloucestershire Sport & Outdoor - SoGlos.com

I LOVE them for this.

Tyche Shepherd · 09-04-2008, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Trout Recreant

The Brits have been crazy for a while

Exhibit A:

British Shin Kicking Championship 2008 at The Cotswold Olimpick Games - Gloucestershire Sport & Outdoor - SoGlos.com

I LOVE them for this.

Fine for the lads but not very lady like - Which is why a good game of Dwyle Flunking is my preferred sport

It involves beer, a beer towel , a pole and a steady aim

Walker Moore · 09-04-2008, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Trout Recreant

The Brits have been crazy for a while

Exhibit A:

British Shin Kicking Championship 2008 at The Cotswold Olimpick Games - Gloucestershire Sport & Outdoor - SoGlos.com

I LOVE them for this.

I see these chaps competed in the 2008 Gloucester Cheese Rolling contest only the week before!

YouTube - Cheese Roll 2008 - Gloucester, England

Matty Luminos · 09-04-2008, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Darkley

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

where am I going to get my giant catering sized tins of beans now??

Nettos.

Gemini · 09-05-2008, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Russ Kanno

Nettos.

Or Aldi (I think) course there's always Costco too..

love Costco cept we always end up spending a fortune

Humps · 09-05-2008, 11:39 AM

Marks & Spencer is my preference although we will go to Sainsburys if we are pushed for time (it is nearer). That twonk Jamie Oliver put me off Sainsburys tho. I am sick of seeing his face peering out at me from every isle.

Humps · 09-05-2008, 11:41 AM

....oh and what I meant to say before I got distracted by shopping talk was that the Brits are NOT NOT NOT crazy. We are just eccentric

Walker Moore · 09-05-2008, 11:44 AM

I'm a Marks & Spencer/Sainsbury's shopper too.

I had to convert my other half from a Morrison's shopper when we first moved in together.

cos like, Morrison's is the new Kwik Save.

Jellin Pico · 09-05-2008, 01:53 PM

I saw the video ... neither Elton or Lily were being 'jokey' or pretending.

Ahh .. PR spin, gotta love it

Trout Recreant · 09-05-2008, 01:57 PM

I dunno, Humps. Eccentric sounds good, but the videos and photographic evidence point more towards "batshit insane". If it was just Monty Python and funny names for things that nobody else in the world understands, we'd agree with "eccentric". But you guys risk your lives sprinting down a 45 Degree slope (that's 12.5 metric degrees - your circles have 100 degrees, right?) to chase a wheel of cheese, and you stuff straw in your pants and kick the holy living bejesus out of each other. God only knows WTF Dwyle Flunking is...well, maybe even God is stumped by that one.

I want you all to be eccentric, but I'm leaning towards crazy based on the evidence in this thread.

09-04-2008, 07:23 AM	#2 (permalink)
Aldbaran Galicia Senior Member You can call me Al! Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Leiria - Portugal Posts: 123 SL Join Date: 06/13/2008 My Mood:	The Brits are crazy these days.... I won't have the time i spent reading that quote back.......... i feel sad now.... __________________ If you'll be my bodyguard I can be your long lost pal I can call you Betty And Betty when you call me You can call me Al Paul Simon's You Can Call Me Al (1987)

09-05-2008, 11:39 AM	#17 (permalink)
Humps Well SHIT on your shoes! I refuse to edit my status Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: UK Posts: 1,085 SL Join Date: 19th May 2006 XBOX Leaderboard: 24^th My Mood:	Marks & Spencer is my preference although we will go to Sainsburys if we are pushed for time (it is nearer). That twonk Jamie Oliver put me off Sainsburys tho. I am sick of seeing his face peering out at me from every isle. __________________

09-05-2008, 01:53 PM	#20 (permalink)
Jellin Pico Booyakasha! I'm better than you Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: I hate L.A. Posts: 2,287 SL Join Date: July 2003 My Mood: Awards: 1	I saw the video ... neither Elton or Lily were being 'jokey' or pretending. Ahh .. PR spin, gotta love it __________________ Dolphins ... The Smug Bastards of the Sea

09-04-2008, 07:23 AM	#3 (permalink)
caroline ra Never trust a hippy MYOB Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Zummerzet Posts: 1,337 SL Join Date: Dec 2006	Her whole life ahead of her, most of which will be spent working on the checkout at Kwiksave.

09-04-2008, 08:35 AM	#10 (permalink)
Midi Reifsnider Miss Midipenny I'm alright, thanks Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: UK Posts: 1,192 SL Join Date: Sept 2007 My Mood:	You can't be too careful Caroline

09-05-2008, 11:41 AM	#18 (permalink)
Humps Well SHIT on your shoes! I refuse to edit my status Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: UK Posts: 1,085 SL Join Date: 19th May 2006 XBOX Leaderboard: 24^th My Mood:	....oh and what I meant to say before I got distracted by shopping talk was that the Brits are NOT NOT NOT crazy. We are just eccentric

09-05-2008, 11:44 AM	#19 (permalink)
Walker Moore The Son of Avatar Hiding Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 8,105 Doom Rider Champion! My Mood:	I'm a Marks & Spencer/Sainsbury's shopper too. I had to convert my other half from a Morrison's shopper when we first moved in together. cos like, Morrison's is the new Kwik Save.

09-05-2008, 01:57 PM	#21 (permalink)
Trout Recreant Senior Member Caution - makes wide turns Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: West Coast, USA Posts: 2,289 My Mood:	I dunno, Humps. Eccentric sounds good, but the videos and photographic evidence point more towards "batshit insane". If it was just Monty Python and funny names for things that nobody else in the world understands, we'd agree with "eccentric". But you guys risk your lives sprinting down a 45 Degree slope (that's 12.5 metric degrees - your circles have 100 degrees, right?) to chase a wheel of cheese, and you stuff straw in your pants and kick the holy living bejesus out of each other. God only knows WTF Dwyle Flunking is...well, maybe even God is stumped by that one. I want you all to be eccentric, but I'm leaning towards crazy based on the evidence in this thread.