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Old 03-03-2017, 02:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A Florida man was arrested after being found naked in a Steller Transportation work van with a fire extinguisher.

Police responded to a call at a Vero Beach Bank of America on Tuesday and the naked man jumped out of the van and starting yelling, according to the Sebastian Daily.

Crayton Coursey, 65, told police he worked for Steller Transportation and he had permission to use the van. The owner of the company told officers Coursey did not have permission.


This is not Coursey's first time allegedly stealing a form of transportation. In January, the man took a motorized shopping cart from a Publix before crashing it at a medical center, the Daily reported.
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Old 03-03-2017, 10:18 PM   #6 (permalink)
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there's a melbourne in florida, it's not actually a horrible area
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Florida man's underwear catches fire in Walmart bathroom

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Central Pierce Fire and Rescue officials in Washington say that a “drunken man” on a toilet, fell asleep and accidentally ignited his underpants with a cigarette he had been smoking, according to the News Tribune.

Despite a blaze burning between his legs, the man slept through the entire ordeal -- up until he became startled by firefighters who attempted to extinguish the flames after being alerted by fire alarms, the News Tribune reports.
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Florida man breaks into woman's home, car to manage her underwear wardrobe

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The Bay County Sheriff’s Office (BCSO) initially responded in January to a stalking complaint.

The victim complained of finding ladies’ underwear left in her unlocked vehicle and at her home on the railing on the front porch. Handwritten notes to the victim were left with the underwear.

The notes were written by someone who had some knowledge of the victim and expressed a desire to see the victim wearing the underwear, BCSO reported.

She also found underwear had been stolen from her home, only to be later placed on her porch. Interviews with possible suspects turned up few leads, BCSO reported.

Then, on April 13, while the victim was at work, the boyfriend of the victim heard someone enter the residence, and he confronted a male neighbor of the victim in the kitchen. The suspect fled the scene into the woods, but a BCSO deputy was able to locate and arrest the suspect, who was identified as Sanches, according to arrest reports.
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This is a thread that could last forever as there is no end to Florida weirdness (or stupidity).

Here's a guy who decided it would be fun to kiss a water moccasin

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Then of course there are your typical Florida residents ...

https://thevalleyreport.com/2016/02/...farts-on-fire/

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Before, that is his prom pic.
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Plus shots of his junk, and stuff mocking the disabled. Gotta cover all the bases, yo.
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