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Old 07-19-2017, 06:58 PM   #26 (permalink)
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A Florida high school principal has been demoted after he tried to get some of his school's math teachers to finish his middle-school son's online math homework.
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Old 07-19-2017, 08:26 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Florida Man shoots up bucket-trucks as phone company works on lines in front of his house


I don't know why the YouTube video calls it "surveillance video", it was obviously taken with someone's potato-quality cell phone.
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Old 08-14-2017, 07:12 PM   #28 (permalink)
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A Florida man arrested for destroying a liquor store under construction told police he was Alice in Wonderland and that a "hookah-smoking caterpillar" ordered him to attack the site.

Crestview police said in a post on Facebook that Matthew Horace Jones is accused of breaking into a fenced-in area and using a forklift to cause more than $100,000 in damage. He faces grand theft felony and other charges.

“The defendant stated (Walmart was) building a place to sell alcohol and he had a problem with it," an arrest report said.
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Old 08-25-2017, 02:39 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Old 08-25-2017, 07:45 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Old 08-27-2017, 04:42 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Florida police fatally shoot woman threatening suicide | Fox News

Well then, the police really are there to help.
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Old 09-13-2017, 03:22 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Two Florida Men's singular plan to steal a utility pole was foiled when it turned out driving around in broad daylight with a utility pole strapped to the roof of their SUV made them a little more conspicuous to police than they had anticipated.
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Old 09-15-2017, 12:26 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Florida where seniors run golf card "chop shops", have public sex, punch each other over shuffle board, and are arrested for prostitution. Oh and for having the usual pot parties.

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Senior Busted In Shuffleboard Rage Incident | The Smoking Gun

Florida woman, 70, arrested for prostitution in undercover sting

Woman, 68, And Male Partner Busted For Public Sex At Florida Retirement Community | The Smoking Gun

Senior citizens arrested for pot possession | KSNT News

What kind of drugs are they actually giving these people?

Of course "The Villages retirement community" has long been known as a senior den of iniquity. There are 10 women to every one man and a vigorous market for Viagra and Quaaludes.

Ten women to every man, a black market in Viagra, and a 'thriving swingers scene': Welcome to The Villages, Florida, where the elderly residents down Sex on the Square cocktail in 'honor' of woman, 68, arrested for public sex with toyboy | Daily Mail

THINK BEFORE you send Grandma down here ...
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Old 09-15-2017, 02:04 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Kinda sounds like a swingin place.
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Old 09-16-2017, 09:02 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Hmm. A story about Florida starring a character named Mr. Midnight.
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Looks like he's got a girlfriend.

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A Florida man and woman were arrested for stealing downed power lines after Hurricane Irma, according to officials.

Deputies were called to an Altamonte Springs neighborhood Sept. 16 after a neighbor said two people were cutting downed power lines on his property.

Deputies said the power lines were down after a pole snapped in half during Hurricane Irma.

The power was out and the neighborhood was dark, deputies said.

Deputies found $5,000 worth of power lines cut up in the back of a truck.

They questioned Charles Mahoy, 41, and Andrea Foster, 45, and found methamphetamine and marijuana in the truck, deputies said
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Florida Man sets himself on fire after losing Cowboys-Packers bet to his wife.

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Yeah well, he bet against the Packers so he got what he deserved.
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Sweet: Man arrested for doughnut glaze gets $37,500 - Houston Chronicle

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In their defense, the glaze was the hard stuff.
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Old 10-13-2017, 08:24 PM   #41 (permalink)
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And this is the day Cody starts carrying a baggie of doughnut glaze in his glove compartment 24/7.
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At least we know Florida Man is not a luddite!

Florida Man Googled 'How to Rob a Bank,' Then Robbed Bank: Deputies - NBC 6 South Florida
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A Florida man who googled "how to rob a bank" was arrested after authorities say he did just that.

William Joe Johnson, 26, was arrested Monday in the Oct. 5 robbery of an Achieva Credit Union in Largo, near Tampa, Pinellas County Sheriff's Office officials said.

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Johnson told detectives he needed money so he googled "how to rob a bank," authorities said. He said he planned to rob a different bank but changed his mind when he discovered the teller was a large man, authorities said.

Johnson said he used the money he stole to pay his rent, utilities and go on a drug binge, authorities said.
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He didn't google extensively enough. A security van is a better choice.

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Sounds dirty. I'M IN!
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What does the Florida button do anyway?









Probably nothing if you don't have the keys.
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