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I have a crush this week. He doesn't know it. It doesn't matter since I'll never meet him. It's Zane Lamprey from the show Three Sheets.
Three Sheets is an international travelogue/pub-crawl television series formerly shown on MOJO HD in the United States, and currently airs on the Fine Living Network. The title is taken from the popular expression, "three sheets to the wind," referring to one who is staggering drunk. A humorous trip through different drinks and drinking cultures around the world, the show wrapped up its third season on July 10, 2008. Comedian Zane Lamprey hosts as he travels worldwide and engages in local alcohol-related customs. In each episode, Lamprey eats the local food, which is followed by learning about the customs and libations of that area and then experiences the local hangover cure.


The show also doubles as a drinking game, introduced in the Costa Rica episode. The rules are as follows:

• Rule 1: When Zane drinks, you drink.
• Rule 2: The first person to spot Pleepleus the monkey, makes someone else drink.
• Rule 3: When Zane mentions his friend, Steve McKenna, everyone drinks.
• Rule 4: When Zane or anyone burps, the last person to give the "Good Burp" sign (thumb on your forehead, pinky in the air) drinks.
• Rule 5: If someone in the show "Jim-The-Cops" (spills their beverage while drinking) it’s a social. However, if YOU Jim-The-Cop, you have to buy someone a drink. If you're watching at home, or a friend's house, it’s your turn to make a run to the fridge. If you Jim-The-Cop while in a chugging contest, you get three seconds added to your time.
• Rule 6: If you ever spot Zane holding a drink improperly, you can make someone drink.
• Rule 7: Whenever you see a puppy, you drink. Zane creates this rule in the Moscow episode.
• Rule 8: Make sure you make someone drink when something's blurred out in the show (a NEW RULE to the Drinking Game!), like Coke products. This rule, by Zane, was found on the Zane Lamprey message center (shopping list for the Cape Town episode).
• Rule 9: Whenever you drink, drink with a smile. (Just like the lemon in Lithuania.)

I think he would be a fun host for a New Years party. Hell, any party for that matter.