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**Cristiano** · 03-01-2013, 06:30 PM

You people thought I was kidding. It would behoove you not to underestimate me.

Send SLU Members to Guantanamo Bay For Cruelty and Cyberbullying

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Recently, a downtrodden Second Life member with an AOL-like and semi-dirty name sought solace from his long suffering at the hands of griefers, tramps and thieves by taking refuge at SLU. Sharing his tale of woe and struggle and his hope that none other than President Barack Obama would hear his plea and intervene, he was greeted not with the customary American welcoming spirit of Ellis Island and America's Sheriff Joe Arpaio, but instead with cruelty, scorn and some admittedly witty LOLcats and animated drama GIFs.

This egregious abuse cannot go unpunished. I ask that the perpetrators be immediately remanded to Guantanamo Bay without trial as a lesson to all those who do not recognize the seriousness of business.
Put the US back in USA.

Thank you, and God Bless America.

Tina Teplicki · 03-01-2013, 06:40 PM

Han Held · 03-01-2013, 06:43 PM

Only 99,999 signatures left to go!!! IF ANYONE WANTS ME I'LL BE PACKING MY BAGS!!!

**Eboni Khan** · 03-01-2013, 06:44 PM

I hope the Secret Service pays you a visit.

**Experimental** · 03-01-2013, 06:44 PM

Marie Reynaud · 03-01-2013, 06:50 PM

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griefers, tramps and thieves

great, now I've got that damn Cher song running thru my head

Barack Obama · 03-01-2013, 06:52 PM

Cristiano,

I appreciate the due diligence and concern you have extended for people bullied on your website. However, at present its hardly in my power to grant that kind of legal power to concerned citizens on the Internet though through cooperation with Congress I have been trying to accomplish those goals.

Furthermore, we are working diligently to close Guantanamo Bay at present. I would urge you instead to refile your petition for submission of a stronger National Defense Authorization Act and perhaps something could be worked out. Perhaps drone strikes.

Your President,

GradyE · 03-01-2013, 07:02 PM

Best...troll...ever.

**Cristiano** · 03-01-2013, 07:06 PM

Notice it is filed under:

Issues: Consumer Protections, Criminal Justice and Law Enforcement, Human Rights

**Shiloh Lyric** · 03-01-2013, 07:08 PM

http://www.sluniverse.com/php/vb/gen...ml#post1730441

Gabriell Anatra · 03-01-2013, 08:20 PM

/me goes out to look for drones . . .

Free Xue · 03-01-2013, 08:54 PM

I need a belt to strap on myself to attach the firecrackers I will blow myself up with.

Nephilaine Protagonist · 03-01-2013, 10:00 PM

SIGNED. Hang em high.

**Siggy** · 03-01-2013, 10:02 PM

Sign me up! Shit have you seen the health care plan the prisoners there are on? And with the eyes of the world on there how much shit do you really think goes on there<?

For real, I'd be doing time... THE TIME OF MY LIFE!

**Cindy Claveau** · 03-01-2013, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Barack Obama

through cooperation with Congress I have been trying to accomplish those goals.

Yeh, how's that working out for you, Barry?

Maggie · 03-01-2013, 10:18 PM

We are doomed.

pancake · 03-01-2013, 10:25 PM

That tent in my backyard is still available.
You know, just in case.

Roxie Marten · 03-01-2013, 11:01 PM

I heard green girls don't last long in prison

If I have to go, I want Morgan Freeman there to narrate my story

Jack Belvedere · 03-01-2013, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Shiloh Lyric

http://www.sluniverse.com/php/vb/gen...ml#post1730441

How in the holy %{#{% did I miss that thread? Was just about to go to bed, too. Denied.

Aimee Weber · 03-01-2013, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barack Obama

Cristiano,

I appreciate the due diligence and concern you have extended for people bullied on your website. However, at present its hardly in my power to grant that kind of legal power to concerned citizens on the Internet though through cooperation with Congress I have been trying to accomplish those goals.

Furthermore, we are working diligently to close Guantanamo Bay at present. I would urge you instead to refile your petition for submission of a stronger National Defense Authorization Act and perhaps something could be worked out. Perhaps drone strikes.

Your President,

Wow. Totally read that in Obama's voice.

Casey Pelous · 03-01-2013, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Maggie

We are doomed.

We are. Doomed, doomed, doomed.

DOOMED TO PARTY IN CUBA!!!!

Now where's my Spanish phrase book? I believe they call it a "fie-AY-stuh.".

**Shiloh Lyric** · 03-01-2013, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Belvedere

How in the holy %{#{% did I miss that thread? Was just about to go to bed, too. Denied.

And what are you calling that rock you lived under today? We were up to 63 people reading that thread at one point, Jack! Get with the program. You're probably going to Gitmo with us, and you'll have no idea why. You have a LOT of catching up to do.

**Bard Jameson** · 03-02-2013, 12:21 AM

Is anyone going to nominate El Jefe for a forum award for this? He totally deserves it, and have you noticed he has no forum trophies?

The injustice is too much!

**Shiloh Lyric** · 03-02-2013, 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bard Jameson

Is anyone going to nominate El Jefe for a forum award for this? He totally deserves it, and have you noticed he has no forum trophies?

The injustice is too much!

Prime Petitioner Of SLU?

Roxanne Blue · 03-02-2013, 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cristiano

You people thought I was kidding. It would behoove you not to underestimate me.

Send SLU Members to Guantanamo Bay For Cruelty and Cyberbullying

Quote:

Recently, a downtrodden Second Life member with an AOL-like and semi-dirty name sought solace from his long suffering at the hands of griefers, tramps and thieves by taking refuge at SLU. Sharing his tale of woe and struggle and his hope that none other than President Barack Obama would hear his plea and intervene, he was greeted not with the customary American welcoming spirit of Ellis Island and America's Sheriff Joe Arpaio, but instead with cruelty, scorn and some admittedly witty LOLcats and animated drama GIFs.
This egregious abuse cannot go unpunished. I ask that the perpetrators be immediately remanded to Guantanamo Bay without trial as a lesson to all those who do not recognize the seriousness of business. Put the US back in USA. Thank you, and God Bless America.

I'm sorry, but in the scale of proper punishments for "egregious" internet abuse, three hots and a cot (admittedly in the scorching Cuban sunshine) at Guantanamo Bay is more like a sentence to Atlantis Resort and Casino (Come for the gambling, leave when your credit cards be drained.), so we propose they be treated like Haitians - set adrift every month on an over crowded and leaky ancient wooden fishing boat, and "rescued" and returned to their happy lives on Hispaniola. Rinse and repeat.

03-01-2013, 06:43 PM	#3 (permalink)
Han Held Senior Member See the glory... Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 2,996 My Mood: SL Join Date: 04/06/2008 Client: Singularity 1.7.2, Firestorm Blog Entries: 1	Only 99,999 signatures left to go!!! IF ANYONE WANTS ME I'LL BE PACKING MY BAGS!!! __________________ Drama is easy with eyes closed misunderstanding all you read

03-01-2013, 06:52 PM	#7 (permalink)
Barack Obama POTUS Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 3	Cristiano, I appreciate the due diligence and concern you have extended for people bullied on your website. However, at present its hardly in my power to grant that kind of legal power to concerned citizens on the Internet though through cooperation with Congress I have been trying to accomplish those goals. Furthermore, we are working diligently to close Guantanamo Bay at present. I would urge you instead to refile your petition for submission of a stronger National Defense Authorization Act and perhaps something could be worked out. Perhaps drone strikes. Your President, __________________

03-01-2013, 07:02 PM	#8 (permalink)
GradyE Hybrid Angel Has edited status. Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Vancouver, Canada Posts: 1,278 My Mood: SL Join Date: Jan 15-06	Best...troll...ever. __________________ Grady's Flickr

03-01-2013, 08:54 PM	#12 (permalink)
Free Xue SUPER BANNED *SLU Supporter* Auratusnaut Join Date: May 2009 Location: USA! USA! USA! Posts: 30,149 My Mood: SL Join Date: May, 2008 Business: [ Xushi ] Client: Viewer 3.something Blog Entries: 9 Awards: 1	I need a belt to strap on myself to attach the firecrackers I will blow myself up with. __________________ "We're not going to give up on destroying the health care system for the American people." ~U.S. Congressman Paul Ryan "The Republican Party doesn't want black people to vote if they’re going to vote 9-to-1 for Democrats." ~Ken Emanuelson (Dallas Tea Party) "I'm not a firm believer in democracy." ~U.S. Senator Rand Paul

03-01-2013, 10:00 PM	#13 (permalink)
Nephilaine Protagonist <3 deck the LOLs with boughs of folly Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Port Seraphine Posts: 2,988 My Mood: SL Join Date: the dawn of time Client: your face! Awards: 1	SIGNED. Hang em high. __________________ the muses \| volstead \| geometry \| pale empress \| gallactic

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03-01-2013, 06:44 PM	#4 (permalink)
Eboni Khan Senior Member *SLU Supporter* Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 9,258 My Mood: SL Join Date: 03/17/2004	I hope the Secret Service pays you a visit.

03-01-2013, 06:44 PM	#5 (permalink)
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03-01-2013, 07:06 PM	#9 (permalink)
Cristiano Hive Mind Director Amish Mafia 4EVER Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Miami, FL Posts: 23,274 My Mood: SL Join Date: Dec 2002 Business: ANOmations Client: Viewer 2 Blog Entries: 18	Notice it is filed under: Issues: Consumer Protections, Criminal Justice and Law Enforcement, Human Rights

03-01-2013, 08:20 PM	#11 (permalink)
Gabriell Anatra Imp Who are you? Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Somewhere else. Posts: 2,340 SL Join Date: Early '06 or late '05, not sure. Client: Singularity	/me goes out to look for drones . . .

03-01-2013, 10:02 PM	#14 (permalink)
Siggy Now with 40% more Awesome *SLU Supporter* We can't stop here. This is bat country Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 8,272 My Mood: Client: Tenacious - V	Sign me up! Shit have you seen the health care plan the prisoners there are on? And with the eyes of the world on there how much shit do you really think goes on there<? For real, I'd be doing time... THE TIME OF MY LIFE! __________________ And as it was in the beginning, so too shall it be in the end. That bullshit is bullshit, it just goes by different names.

03-01-2013, 10:25 PM	#17 (permalink)
pancake SLU Fluffer Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: The True North Posts: 3,543 My Mood: SL Join Date: 2007 Client: Usually Catznip but I dabble a lot in others Awards: 1	That tent in my backyard is still available. You know, just in case. __________________ My blog and my pictures "It's one thing to have a difference of opinion, it is quite another to be a consistently toxic ass" ~ Cristiano

03-01-2013, 11:01 PM	#18 (permalink)
Roxie Marten Defying Gravity SLU Griefer Clan Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: The Western Sky Posts: 2,582 My Mood: SL Join Date: 2-18-04 Business: Dutch Annie's Brothel Client: Firestorm	I heard green girls don't last long in prison If I have to go, I want Morgan Freeman there to narrate my story __________________ I think I'll try Defying gravity And you can't pull me down...

03-02-2013, 12:21 AM	#23 (permalink)
Bard Jameson Situationally Obtuse *SLU Supporter* Avec Chapeau Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 9,500 My Mood: SL Join Date: 1/27/2008 Blog Entries: 2 Awards: 2	Is anyone going to nominate El Jefe for a forum award for this? He totally deserves it, and have you noticed he has no forum trophies? The injustice is too much! __________________ -- Baratia Island - Come Enjoy Your Second Life with Us! Home to Atia Creations Skins, Makeup and More - Come see what The New Girl is making Check our Event Calendar and come join the fun!

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