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Old 06-20-2012, 03:09 PM   #1276 (permalink)
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But we would also need to have the power to regenerate a new spirit in these criminals, as God does in believers in Him, so that they will begin to desire to do the right thing.
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I'm just guessing here, but you have never actually read any real Biblical scholarship, have you?

Thought so.
I've studied the entire Doctorate Level Theology works of Dr. Lewis Sperry Chafer, called Systematic Theolgy by Lewis Sperry Chafer.
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So? How does that legitimize it? Again, circular reasoning.

Translations from translations from translations often lose something along the way and quite often have things added to them or taken out to suit the agenda of the day. Especially when commissioned by a king who wanted the Bible to conform to the Church of England. Why is the Protestant version of the Bible acceptable to you and not the Catholic version? Why not the Eastern Orthodox version which contains 51 books as opposed to the Protestant version which contains only 39?
It's not a translation from a translation. It's translated from the existing manuscripts in the original languages.

The Catholic version contains many uninspired works, not written by the actual eyewitnesses to the events for one. For two, the translation is probably slanted to fit Catholic doctrine.
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I've studied the entire Doctorate Level Theology works of Dr. Lewis Sperry Chafer, called Systematic Theolgy by Lewis Sperry Chafer.
who died in 1952... (which also happens to be when the Nag Hammadi texts were discovered. ETA, actually it was 1945, still his works don't reflect their findings)
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I'm saying that they need to repent of their sins and turn to Jesus Christ, submitting thier lives to Him and His authority over them, believing in their heart that Jesus Christ died and rose from the dead. Like Adultry and Fornication, Homosexuality is a sin,
Here's what I don't get. Fornication is a sin. Fornication is sex. Sex is what causes babies. Without fornication you cannot go forth and multiply.

If you give me the tired line that fornication is sex that produces no children, BZZT you lose. Not all sex produces offspring, even if you're trying. Therefore, people (who may actually be trying to have kids and cannot) are sinning before God for "fornication".

Yeah. Still not buying this God fellow.

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It's not a translation from a translation. It's translated from the existing manuscripts in the original languages.

The Catholic version contains many uninspired works, not written by the actual eyewitnesses to the events for one. For two, the translation is probably slanted to fit Catholic doctrine.
So you recognize slant in Catholic translations, but no other? Also, this is coming from someone who believes the KJV bible is the best version? lol
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It's says ALOT about how accurate the translation is. It's accepted BECAUSE of it's accuracy.
I'm no biblical scholar and even I know this isn't true.

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It's regarded as the most accurate translation, by nearly all denominations. Scholars from nearly all denominations agree.
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But then we wouldn't have freewill. God wanted us to choose to do His will, not be forced to do it.
We've been over this, if God is all-powerful/knowing, then there is no way we can have free will if it exists. So either we have no free will, and thus God has already decided whether each of us believes in it or not (in which case it is explicitly evil, creating beings specifically to punish for believing what it made them believe) or... God is not all-powerful/knowing and each of us actually has the choice to believe in it or not.
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You don't know how a pardon works, do you?. A pardon is usually granted after the offender has been tried and punished. Unless you're Richard Nixon. And why not? The threat of punishment is not punishment. At least the statutes of the Israelites written in the Torah carried earthly punishments. Fear of punishment from beyond the grave deters is silly. Take it from Spanish missionaries of the 16th century: evangelism works better when you have to coercive power of the State behind you.
We WERE all judged in Adam when God judged him and eve. The fact is that We are guilty of sin:

Ro 5:12 Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men, for that all have sinned: {for that: or, in whom}

Ro 6:23 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.

His Gift is a pardon for our sins from the one who will judge the world, Jesus Christ. He is the one who will judge. He is the one who said "I am the way, the Truth and the Life, no man comes to the Father, but by me"

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Plus unlike then, we know there aren't boogeymen lurking in the void and there are no demons in the dark. Such are derivatives of the fundamental fear of the unknown. It gives comfort to those who worry that there may be nothing but oblivion beyond the grave to believe that they will carry on in some form. But there's no objective proof of that. So believing acts like an insurance policy.
Believing in Christ is obeying Him.

How can God rule over those who don't believe Him? If they won't believe Him, they must be removed from the Kingdom so that they don't corrupt it.
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It's not the same thing because those people didn't clinically die and leave their body, describing details of what happened, what was said, ect. when they were dead.
They weren't dead, Bunky. If you can be resuscitated, you aren't dead. It just means your heart stopped beating but your brain is still alive. For all intents and purposes, the person can *look* dead and, in fact, people without a pulse used to be buried alive. There are cases of coffins being dug up that have claw marks in the inside of the lid from people waking from such a state and panicking.

There are a number of states a human body can be in that makes the body appear dead. Even with modern medicine, sometimes people will be pronounced dead and stuck in the morgue fridge, only to wake up really cold wondering where the hell they are.
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The fact that Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter was published some 150 years after his death, and a movie made on the subject, would not, I suggest, provide valid support for someone who wanted to claim, in a couple of thousand years' time, that vampires were a common hazard of life in C19th America.

Or, if you prefer, the fact that Vlad III, Prince of Wallachia (1431–1476), was most certainly an historical figure does not prove the existence of vampires.
What is the point here?
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Guess which ethnicity and which belief your supposed savior did belong to! Exactly: He was a Jew, just like all of his apostles! Even Paul (formerly known as the Roman citizen Saul of Tarsos) was a Jew, a Pharisee even. A member of the same group who executed Jesus, according to the Bible.
But Paul's message was written to the gentiles, not the Jews.
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What is the point here?
That anyone can make up a bunch of shit, put it in a book and declare it 'divinely inspired' while also claiming it to be 100% factually accurate. Even when it is neither.
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What is the point here?
A dude named Vlad existed; he was not Dracula.

A dude named Jesus may have existed; he was not Jesus Son of God.
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So you recognize slant in Catholic translations, but no other? Also, this is coming from someone who believes the KJV bible is the best version? lol
Funny, isn't it? Considering that the Vulgate predates the KJV by more than 1200 years.

Hebrew's a funny language in that differing vowel point usage can produce different results. The first-millenium Masoretic Text, from which the KJV Old Testament was translated, reflects changes in written Hebrew from the time of the Dead Sea Scrolls, which predate the Masoretes' work by centuries.
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We WERE all judged in Adam when God judged him and eve. The fact is that We are guilty of sin:

Ro 5:12 Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men, for that all have sinned: {for that: or, in whom}

Ro 6:23 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.

His Gift is a pardon for our sins from the one who will judge the world, Jesus Christ. He is the one who will judge. He is the one who said "I am the way, the Truth and the Life, no man comes to the Father, but by me"



Believing in Christ is obeying Him.

How can God rule over those who don't believe Him? If they won't believe Him, they must be removed from the Kingdom so that they don't corrupt it.
And once again, this is what it comes down to for me:

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So he set us in a world full of charlatans and deceivers and makes the basis of our salvation the belief in a 2000 year old myth?

Yeah, no.
If you can't even attempt to see my point of view, why should I attempt to see yours? The golden rule, follow it.
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Well, Jesus' death was certainly not the last one.

Also there's the whole 'eat bits of dead Jesus and drink his blood' thing with the eucharist.



How do you know Jesus wasn't a 12th level Cleric and just casr Raise Dead on himself?
He just tapped Black Mana and used this card:

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Speaking of the golden rule, from the very first post you've dismissed all the opinions here that don't agree with yours without consideration.

If you want us to treat your opinion with respect, I'm gonna say "you first".
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How do you know she never accepted Jesus into her heart as Lord and Savior? Many people do on their deathbed. My grandfather did. Plus, she may have before that.
Dude, someone who doesn't subscribe to Christianity is highly unlikely to "repent to Jesus" on their death bed.
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Okay, let's examine this Bible book:

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MAT 1:16 And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ.

LUK 3:23 And Jesus himself began to be about thirty years of age, being (as was supposed) the son of Joseph, which was the son of Heli.
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JOH 10:30 I and my Father are one.

JOH 14:28 Ye have heard how I said unto you, I go away, and come again unto you. If ye loved me, ye would rejoice, because I said, I go unto the Father: for my Father is greater than I.
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"Let no man say when he is tempted, I am tempted of God; for God cannot be tempted with evil, neither tempteth he any man." (JAS 1:13)
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Dude, someone who doesn't subscribe to Christianity is highly unlikely to "repent to Jesus" on their death bed.
Convert on your deathbed just in case. Like Pascal's Wager. You know the omniscient creator of the universe will never see through that.
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Yeah. If he really spent 90 minutes dead, you'd think he would consent to his physician releasing more details. Also, from what I understand, Piper claims the paramedics declared him dead at the scene and the ninety minutes began there and ended at the hospital.

My problem with this? Where I live, a paramedic cannot declare a person dead. I thought it was the same in the United States. It's possible the paramedics thought he was dead due to the severity of injuries and perhaps a lack of vital signs, but that doesn't mean he *was* dead.

So, I'm prepared to accept that he had an out of his mind experience at this point, not an out of his body one.
Paramedics can declare a person dead, actually.

When my buddy, Ed, rode his Harley off the side of the road and faceplanted in the dirt and barbed wire 30 feet below, we did CPR on him for 20 minutes before the first paramedics arrived. At first he was still showing signs of life (weak, very weak heartbeat), but then it was over. They cancelled the medicopter, and covered him up.

We were allowed to see him one last time, and believe me, you never want to see a man's face crushed to nothing, and blank eyes just staring at nothing, but I digress. . .

They can, indeed, pronounce a person dead, but they need to be damned sure this is the case. They do call a coroner to confirm death.
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Walls of text? Now isn't that the pot calling the kettle black?
At least that wall of text was properly formatted and easy to read. You should try it sometime.
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I'm no scholar of history, but there are so many things that predate Christianity and resemble pieces of it, that it becomes apparent that what we have now is syncretism modified by politics. And that's just medieval Catholicism.

Modern scholarship and archaeology give us a chance to know a lot more about what really happened when Christianity was being formed, than people knew in the 19th century. So when someone comes along and demands I believe in a version of Christianity that dates from that period and the more ignorant first half of the 20th century (and which even by the standards of the time could be considered heretical) I have to wonder.

Fundamentalist dualism of the fundie-american type makes no sense on any level except as a contrived justification for a society based on inequality and punishment. That was the political matrix that formed it, and it shows.

It now is being forced on people again by the heirs (or exploiters) of that same political matrix.

Many texts from the same time period as pre-Nicene Christianity now are available in translation, and they tend to be a lot more profound than the Sunday School condensed politicized crap many of us grew up with.

My mind's not closed to the idea of a God or Gods, although I can't be persuaded of omnipotence. It's entirely closed to politically motivated heresies, however.
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Because I know the truth. Jesus Christ is the truth. I know Him. When I die, I want to be able to stand before Him, knowing that I did the very best I could to warn people like those here about what will happen to them if they don't accept Jesus. I don't care about being popular. I don't care about the opposition right now. One day all that will matter is what I did for Jesus. Life is short, eternity is forever. Live your life without regret because once it's over, it's too late.
While you're standing the wrong side of the velvet rope busy telling Jesus about all the internet arguments you started, the real, loving, caring Christians who spent their lives helping others will be ushered straight past you and into God's VIP room.
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