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Old 07-24-2012, 09:53 PM   #6376 (permalink)
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Old 07-25-2012, 08:22 AM   #6379 (permalink)
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Jude 1:14 ...Behold, the Lord comes with ten thousands of His saints, to execute judgment on all, to convict all who are ungodly among them of all their ungodly deeds which they have committed in an ungodly way, and of all the harsh things which ungodly sinners have spoken against Him. These are grumblers, complainers, walking according to their own lusts; and they mouth great swelling words, flattering people to gain advantage.


Re 20:10 The devil, who deceived them, was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone where the beast and the false prophet are. And they will be tormented day and night forever and ever.

Re 20:15 And anyone not found written in the Book of Life was cast into the lake of fire.



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Jude 1:14 ...Behold, the Lord comes with ten thousands of His saints, to execute judgment on all, to convict all who are ungodly among them of all their ungodly deeds which they have committed in an ungodly way, and of all the harsh things which ungodly sinners have spoken against Him. These are grumblers, complainers, walking according to their own lusts; and they mouth great swelling words, flattering people to gain advantage.


 Re 20:10 The devil, who deceived them, was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone where the beast and the false prophet are. And they will be tormented day and night forever and ever.

 Re 20:15 And anyone not found written in the Book of Life was cast into the lake of fire.
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Jude 1:14 ...Behold, the Lord comes with ten thousands of His saints, to execute judgment on all, to convict all who are ungodly among them of all their ungodly deeds which they have committed in an ungodly way, and of all the harsh things which ungodly sinners have spoken against Him. These are grumblers, complainers, walking according to their own lusts; and they mouth great swelling words, flattering people to gain advantage.


Re 20:10 The devil, who deceived them, was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone where the beast and the false prophet are. And they will be tormented day and night forever and ever.

Re 20:15 And anyone not found written in the Book of Life was cast into the lake of fire.
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Old 07-25-2012, 08:44 AM   #6383 (permalink)
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Matthew 24:34 Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled.

Matthew 16:28 "Truly I say to you, there are some of those who are standing here who will not taste death until they see the Son of Man coming in His kingdom."

Deuteronomy 18:22 If what a prophet proclaims in the name of the LORD does not take place or come true, that is a message the LORD has not spoken. That prophet has spoken presumptuously. Do not be afraid of him.
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Old 07-25-2012, 09:03 AM   #6385 (permalink)
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Re 20:10 The devil, who deceived them, was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone where the beast and the false prophet are. And they will be tormented day and night forever and ever.
Still copy/pasting? That was not the default font so made it less screaming.

Anyway, so you are saying you are going to hell (false prophet)? Can not say it was nice knowing you, we will have a party when the boring people finally leave.
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Old 07-25-2012, 09:07 AM   #6386 (permalink)
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Amightywind - End Time Prophecies by Prophet Elisabeth Elijah Nikomia, Biblical Prophecy

What a fascinating web site you got that from.
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What a fascinating web site you got that from.

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Prophecy 92 - BE OF GOOD CHEER FOR I,<br> YAHUSHUA ha MASHIACH, AM THE ONLY GOOD SHEPHERD<br> AND I BEAT THE WOLVES AWAY!

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There are Evangelists and Pastors in what you call Mega Churches, consisting of thousands of members. You will know the Evangelists and Pastors, both men and women, who compromise MY Holy Truths and steal MY glory. You will know the Evangelical Prosperity Pimps who live in mansions and are millionaires and look down upon the poor and middle class. Yet, it is the poor and middle class that has made the Evangelical Prosperity Pimps the millionaires they are today. You can call them the EPP’s, for they will be used as your enemies to introduce and lead people to the false Christ, the only begotten son of satan.

Woe be unto those reading this that give finances to the Mega Churches. I,YAHUSHUA, will hold you accountable where you sow your seed, whether it be in fertile ground with uncompromised truth where you are nourished, or if it be in barren ground with manmade doctrines, where only the Pastors get fat off your tithes and offerings.
Sounds suspiciously liberal to me frodo, you sure you're not one of those pinko commies?
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It's like a demented MySpace page. Either its creator was positively awash with the love of our Lord Jesus Christ when it was made, or they were gorged to the brim on mushrooms and angel dust. It's the shittiest website I've ever seen, for too many reasons to mention.
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It's like a demented MySpace page. Either its creator was positively awash with the love of our Lord Jesus Christ when it was made, or they were gorged to the brim on mushrooms and angel dust. It's the shittiest website I've ever seen, for too many reasons to mention.
Or both. Actually, some of the words used make me think this ministry (?) belong to this lot http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jews_for_Jesus, not Fro-d'oh's denomination at all, or even close.

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Or both. Actually, some of the words used make me think this ministry (?) belong to this lot Jews for Jesus - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia, not Fro-d'oh's denomination at all, or even close.

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Or both. Actually, some of the words used make me think this ministry (?) belong to this lot Jews for Jesus - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia, not Fro-d'oh's denomination at all, or even close.

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