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View Poll Results: DO YOU PLACE YOUR FAITH IN JESUS CHRIST, BELIEVING THAT HE DIED AND ROSE AGAIN?
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I ALREADY PRAYED/ACCETED JESUS IN MY HEART BEFORE 11 7.19%
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Old 07-14-2012, 09:29 AM   #5276 (permalink)
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This has nothing to do with anything in this thread...I just feel like posting it somewhere:


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First we have to define 'lie' and 'truth'

I suspect we won't agree on definitions, though.
Define, Define. Then Define We. Then Define have. Then Define to. Then Define lie. Then Define, Truth. Then define I. Then Define supect. Then Define We. Then Define won't. Then Define agree. Then Define on. Then Define, Though. Then explain what a period means to you. Then explain what a comma means to you. Do you see the insanity of relative thinking taken to it's end? It's rediculous. Everyone knows what a lie means and everyone knows what the truth means. There should be no need to define them to an intelligent person.
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Define, Define. Then Define We. Then Define have. Then Define to. Then Define lie. Then Define, Truth. Then define I. Then Define supect. Then Define We. Then Define won't. Then Define agree. Then Define on. Then Define, Though. Then explain what a period means to you. Then explain what a comma means to you. Do you see the insanity of relative thinking taken to it's end? It's rediculous. Everyone knows what a lie means and everyone knows what the truth means. There should be no need to define them to an intelligent person.
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Define, Define. Then Define We. Then Define have. Then Define to. Then Define lie. Then Define, Truth. Then define I. Then Define supect. Then Define We. Then Define won't. Then Define agree. Then Define on. Then Define, Though. Then explain what a period means to you. Then explain what a comma means to you. Do you see the insanity of relative thinking taken to it's end? It's rediculous. Everyone knows what a lie means and everyone knows what the truth means. There should be no need to define them to an intelligent person.
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Define, Define. Then Define We. Then Define have. Then Define to. Then Define lie. Then Define, Truth. Then define I. Then Define supect. Then Define We. Then Define won't. Then Define agree. Then Define on. Then Define, Though. Then explain what a period means to you. Then explain what a comma means to you. Do you see the insanity of relative thinking taken to it's end? It's rediculous. Everyone knows what a lie means and everyone knows what the truth means. There should be no need to define them to an intelligent person.
I certainly do. Thanks for the example of it.
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Define, Define. Then Define We. Then Define have. Then Define to. Then Define lie. Then Define, Truth. Then define I. Then Define supect. Then Define We. Then Define won't. Then Define agree. Then Define on. Then Define, Though. Then explain what a period means to you. Then explain what a comma means to you. Do you see the insanity of relative thinking taken to it's end? It's rediculous. Everyone knows what a lie means and everyone knows what the truth means. There should be no need to define them to an intelligent person.
This from someone who has asked me 'what do you mean' to simple sentences that had only a few short words.

No frodo, I am not going to reread 212 pages to find them. If you need to know what they were look yourself.
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Define, Define. Then Define We. Then Define have. Then Define to. Then Define lie. Then Define, Truth. Then define I. Then Define supect. Then Define We. Then Define won't. Then Define agree. Then Define on. Then Define, Though. Then explain what a period means to you. Then explain what a comma means to you. Do you see the insanity of relative thinking taken to it's end? It's rediculous. Everyone knows what a lie means and everyone knows what the truth means. There should be no need to define them to an intelligent person.


You guys were meant to be de-programming his brain, not short-circuiting it!
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Define, Define. Then Define We. Then Define have. Then Define to. Then Define lie. Then Define, Truth. Then define I. Then Define supect. Then Define We. Then Define won't. Then Define agree. Then Define on. Then Define, Though. Then explain what a period means to you. Then explain what a comma means to you. Do you see the insanity of relative thinking taken to it's end? It's rediculous. Everyone knows what a lie means and everyone knows what the truth means. There should be no need to define them to an intelligent person.
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The Master said, 'A ku that is not truly a ku. A ku indeed! A ku indeed!'

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Everyone knows what a lie means and everyone knows what the truth means. There should be no need to define them to an intelligent person.
I think that I say the truth
You think that you say the truth but I think that it is not the truth

As long as you say "I'm true and you lie" then you can't discuss.

Now, some people are not sincere, there is a laugh button for them.
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