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Old 05-26-2012, 08:46 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Patient Zero in the Zombie Apocalypse?
Miami police shoot, kill naked man who was 'eating' face of another man
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Old 05-26-2012, 08:56 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 05-26-2012, 09:54 PM   #3 (permalink)
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If a gunshot killed him, he can't be a zombie.. right?
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Old 05-26-2012, 10:54 PM   #5 (permalink)
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If a gunshot killed him, he can't be a zombie.. right?
only headshots kill zombies
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Old 05-26-2012, 11:31 PM   #6 (permalink)
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only headshots kill zombies
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Old 05-27-2012, 12:12 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Finally the zombie apocalypse. My son and I have had the hand drawn maps to the nearest gun store and prison handy for two years now. I was getting bored of collecting all the canned foods and ammunition in vain.

NO WORK MONDAY ZOMBIE KILLING TIME WOOT
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Old 05-27-2012, 12:22 AM   #8 (permalink)
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We all knew it was going to happen sooner or later.

Poor guy though, the one getting his face eaten, that is.
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Old 05-27-2012, 12:35 AM   #9 (permalink)
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We all knew it was going to happen sooner or later.

Poor guy though, the one getting his face eaten, that is.
We're speculating over on SC that they need to keep him under observation at the CDC for a few days, just to be sure...
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Old 05-27-2012, 12:45 AM   #10 (permalink)
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what. the. fuck.
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Old 05-27-2012, 01:06 AM   #11 (permalink)
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We're speculating over on SC that they need to keep him under observation at the CDC for a few days, just to be sure...
People still go to SC?
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Old 05-27-2012, 01:20 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I moved this, as it did not belong in the humor section.
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Old 05-27-2012, 01:29 AM   #13 (permalink)
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this seems like deja vu. I recall a guy trying to eat another guy's skull a ways back.
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Old 05-27-2012, 03:27 AM   #14 (permalink)
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People still go to SC?
Yes, and we even have a ZoMbIe aPoCaLyPsO forum, just for these occasions...
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Old 05-27-2012, 05:59 AM   #15 (permalink)
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there is a security cam feed that shows that the second guy was also naked (or perhaps had just a shirt on).... apparently once the cops started showing up the security guard monitoring took notices and zoomed in...

I expect to hear some very bizarre back story to how the fuck this went down
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Old 05-27-2012, 06:43 AM   #16 (permalink)
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It would be so typical of life for me to find out about a zombie attack on the forums right before my head got eated off...
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1: What the fuck Florida? Really?

2: And now I double check my supplies.
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Ok, I have to ask, WTF is this thread even about and why is it hundreds of posts? I am out of vodka so I don't feel like reading it to find out.
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Old 05-27-2012, 08:31 AM   #19 (permalink)
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FEMA have contingency plans for Zombie attacks ^^

CDC i ment

FEMA Blog: From CDC - Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse
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They also had emergency plans for hurricanes. That worked out well.


Fuck FEMA.
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i work off of NE 24 St... i pass by that spot every day on the way to work...

Shit...

gonna contact my spanish friends down the road... i'm sure they are loaded.... question is do i start going north or head towards the coast... hmm..
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CDC i ment

FEMA Blog: From CDC - Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse
NASA is ready in case the Vikings attack:

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We have safety meetings at work, and everyone takes turns bringing a subject for discussion to the meeting. I used the this (or rather the original CDC page, which seems to have been eaten by zombies since then) one week. Since it was right at the start of the hurricane season and the preparations were entirely appropriate I got away with it.

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We have safety meetings at work, and everyone takes turns bringing a subject for discussion to the meeting. I used the this (or rather the original CDC page, which seems to have been eaten by zombies since then) one week. Since it was right at the start of the hurricane season and the preparations were entirely appropriate I got away with it.

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The trouble with the list of supplies is they leave out the important stuff like guns, axe's, machete's, guilotines and chainsaws lol
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