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Old 05-07-2009, 10:55 PM   #1 (permalink)
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...perhaps a kidney patient who's not supposed to have tomatoes?

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I love having barbeque sauce on my burgers.
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Louis' Lunch

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Do you love hamburgers? Do you know how they were created?

The first hamburgers in U.S. history were served in New Haven, Connecticut, at Louis' Lunch sandwich shop in 1895. Louis Lassen, founder of Louis' Lunch, ran a small lunch wagon selling steak sandwiches to local factory workers. Because he didn't like to waste the excess beef from his daily lunch rush, he ground it up, grilled it, and served it between two slices of bread -- and America's first hamburger was created.

The small Crown Street luncheonette is still owned and operated by third and fourth generations of the Lassen family. Hamburgers are still the specialty of the house, where steak is ground fresh each day and hand molded, slow cooked, broiled vertically, and served between two slices of toast with your choice of only three "acceptable" garnishes: cheese, tomato, and onion.

Want ketchup or mustard? Forget it. You will be told "no" in no uncertain terms. This is the home of the greatest hamburger in the world, claim the owners, who are perhaps best known for allowing their customers to have a burger the Lassen way or not at all.
Guess that answers that.

A real man eats a burger with no ketchup.

Why can't these people research this shit?!!
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I hate condiments on general principle. These lips will never touch ketchup, mustard, mayo, relish, or liquid cheese. HOW YA LIKE THAT LAURA INGRAHAM???
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When I eat at McDonald's I tolerate the ketchup.

I prefer not having ketchup on my burgers.

The ideal burger is: Burger + Bacon + Cheese + sliced tomato + optional lettuce + optional mushroom. Buns buttered a bit.

The best burger in the world should not need ketchup or mustard or mayo.
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i am not a real man, therefore I can have ketchup. and bacon.
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Ketchup is gross
I like ketchup for my fries. I also mix mustard and ketchup for my fries, I love lots of mayo and mustard on my burger, but no ketchup.

But GOD FORBID the frackin' president has a preference!

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Sauces and condiments are pure heresy on a perfect cut of beef. Anyone who would put A1 sauce on a perfect medium filet mignon should be slapped, and anyone who would put ketchup on lobster (boom!) should be banned from restaurants across the universe.


However, a burger is very, very rarely a good cut of beef, and so if you need to mask that twinge of animal fat and grease be my guest
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Sauces and condiments are pure heresy on a perfect cut of beef. Anyone who would put A1 sauce on a perfect medium filet mignon should be slapped, and anyone who would put ketchup on lobster (boom!) should be banned from restaurants across the universe.


However, a burger is very, very rarely a good cut of beef, and so if you need to mask that twinge of animal fat and grease be my guest
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For me, I'd rather have BBQ sauce or mayo, bacon, pepper jack cheese, a little bit of lettuce, and pickle on a toasted bun.

A truck stop chain in TX and some other states serves this thing called a 'Big Max'. It's like a foot across and fully loaded. It weighs like 2-3 pounds and comes with a side of fries. If you eat it all in a certain amount of time you get it free. Otherwise, it's $20 or more.
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Which two mighty powers have, as I was going to tell you, been engaged in a most obstinate war for six-and-thirty moons past. It began upon the following occasion. It is allowed on all hands, that the primitive way of eating hamburgers, was without ketchup; but his present majesty's grandfather, while he was a boy, going to eat a hamburger, and eating it according to the ancient practice, happened to dislike it because he used to put ketchup on all his food. Whereupon the emperor his father published an edict, commanding all his subjects, upon great penalties, to eat their hamburgers with ketchup. The people so highly resented this law, that our histories tell us, there have been six rebellions raised on that account; wherein one emperor lost his life, and another his crown. These civil commotions were constantly fomented by the monarchs of Blefuscu; and when they were quelled, the exiles always fled for refuge to that empire. It is computed that eleven thousand persons have at several times suffered death, rather than submit to eat their hamburgers with ketchup.
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Those darned Blefuscians and their ungodly food processing traditions!

First it was eggs, now hamburgers... what's next? Eating children?

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My ideal burger is: burger, bacon, cheddar cheese, one big slice of tomato, a bit of lettuce, mayo or (preferably) Miracle Whip, buns buttrered and toasted.

Then I dip the side of it in my ketchup now and again.



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Louis Lunch, believed to be the birth place of the hamburger. Located in New Haven CT, will throw you out just for asking for Ketchup.
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Hamburger + Ketchup, Mustard, Lettuce, Tomato and dill Pickle = WIN!!!




And I *SO* want to go to Louis Lunch and bring my own ketchup packets to dress the burger with
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Sauces and condiments are pure heresy on a perfect cut of beef. Anyone who would put A1 sauce on a perfect medium filet mignon should be slapped, and anyone who would put ketchup on lobster (boom!) should be banned from restaurants across the universe.

I would agree for the most part, but I happen to like horseradish sauce on my filet mignon. it's really godly combination.
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And I *SO* want to go to Louis Lunch and bring my own ketchup packets to dress the burger with
Rabblerouser.

You'd probably bring a ham sandwich to a Bar Mitzvah, too.



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