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Lianne Marten · 05-08-2009, 05:14 PM

If I want to ruin my food with condiments I will. I'm paying for it. What are you gonna do, slap it out of my hand and tell me to get out of your place? Well then, you're not getting paid *and* the food is going to waste. Smart.

Phoenix Psaltery · 05-08-2009, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by io Kukulcan

I'm anti-lettuce.
Yes.
It's stupid and it makes no sense.
It tastes like nothing, and it contributes nothing to society.
It's a big lie.
Think of how much wasted farmland there is just for lettuce.
Now spinach, there's a worthwhile leaf.
Lettuce, you can go to hell.

Lettuce adds a satisfying crunch to sandwiches, like the snap of tiny pixie bones being ground between your teeth.

Sir, you have no taste.

P2

Chip Midnight · 05-08-2009, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix Psaltery

Lettuce adds a satisfying crunch to sandwiches, like the snap of tiny pixie bones being ground between your teeth.

Why not just use actual pixies?

Trout Recreant · 05-08-2009, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Chip Midnight

But not with ketchup. They definitely need the spicy mustard.

Why not mayo? They both contain eggs, so they ought to go well together.

Duke Chaparral · 05-08-2009, 05:52 PM

This has been covered. Ketchup bleongs on fries. A "proper" burger has mayo lettuce tomato cheese pickles onions and mustard.

Trout Recreant · 05-08-2009, 05:58 PM

At least nobody is making an impassioned argument for "catsup" instead of "ketchup", because so help me God, I'll lose my religion.

Sooz Pascale · 05-08-2009, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by io Kukulcan

sometimes i'll just eat a burger with bacon, no bun, no nothin, just meat, then i'll make another and call it dinner.

sometimes i eat fries with ketchup, sometimes without, sometimes with Mayo, like I'm a damn Frog or something.
i hate regular patterns and symmetry.

In Utah they have this stuff called "fry sauce" I never heard of before I moved here.
It's just ketchup and mayo mixed together, I think that's Thousand Island, right?
It's ok, but it's a Utah "cultural" thing so I don't invest in it.

when i grill a burger i mix onions, worcestershire, ketchup, bbq sauce, and the spice.

Its not just Utah, fry sauce is very popular in Idaho also. Its actually quite good and I prefer it to ketchup with fries.

Sooz

Isadora Graves · 05-08-2009, 06:15 PM

My fiance always mixes Tabasco Sauce with his ketchup and sprinkles his fries with Zatarains.

And, personally, I would eat my own foot before I would put mayo on or even around anything I am going to ingest. *shudder*

Trout Recreant · 05-08-2009, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Sooz Pascale

Its not just Utah, fry sauce is very popular in Idaho also. Its actually quite good and I prefer it to ketchup with fries.

Sooz

People eat their fries with tartar sauce here. It's a wonder our hearts don't explode like hand grenades. I can't quite get into tartar sauce on fries. it's just too much grease for me.

Quantum Destiny · 05-08-2009, 06:18 PM

Scampi with tartare sauce. Yum.

Charlemagne Allen · 05-08-2009, 06:19 PM

Mayo is the ungodly spawn of grease and butter. May it burn in hell for a thousand years....

Steak sauce is godly, especially when you have a really thin cut of meat (like steak and frites, French style) and you get the yummy tart taste along with the grilled texture...

Godly....

Quantum Destiny · 05-08-2009, 06:20 PM

Fries exist only to be covered in mayo.

Phoenix Psaltery · 05-08-2009, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Chip Midnight

Why not just use actual pixies?

Lettuce doesn't flit away when you try to capture it.

P2

Phoenix Psaltery · 05-08-2009, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Duke Chaparral

This has been covered. Ketchup bleongs on fries. A "proper" burger has mayo lettuce tomato cheese pickles onions and mustard.

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles on a sesame seed bun.

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Originally Posted by io Kukulcan

In Utah they have this stuff called "fry sauce" I never heard of before I moved here.
It's just ketchup and mayo mixed together, I think that's Thousand Island, right?
It's ok, but it's a Utah "cultural" thing so I don't invest in it.

I make my own salad dressing by mixing ketchup into Miracle Whip until it's the color of Thousand Island. However, it doesn't have the bits of relish or whatever those are that make up the "islands," so I call mine "Open Ocean."

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Quantum Destiny · 05-08-2009, 06:31 PM

Dammit. I want a burger now. With bacon and cheese and....and....it's 11.30 pm. Hmmm I'm not sure there is a time of the day when I am not hungry!

io Kukulcan · 05-08-2009, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix Psaltery

[B]Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles on a sesame seed bun. [/B

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You forgot the onions.

Lucifer Baphomet · 05-08-2009, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by io Kukulcan

I'm anti-lettuce.
Yes.
It's stupid and it makes no sense.
It tastes like nothing, and it contributes nothing to society.
It's a big lie.
Think of how much wasted farmland there is just for lettuce.
Now spinach, there's a worthwhile leaf.
Lettuce, you can go to hell.

Lactucarium - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Joy Honey · 05-08-2009, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Trout Recreant

No, I'm not going to reveal my secrets. But, I will tell you that it is pretty easy to make a BBQ sauce from scratch that will blow people away, and after enough practice, you really don't even really have to measure.

OMG Trout's secret recipe is ...

GUNPOWDER???

You're one of those "quiet types that keeps to yourself," aren't you?

Be11a Lefevre Bunny Swan · 05-08-2009, 07:15 PM

Whenever I eat at Mc'D's I like my fries and cheeseburger with their hot mustard. I don't know about their pickles or lettuce though.. not fresh or crunchy.. I like fresh and crunchy veggies. mmmmm yummy

Teeny Leviathan · 05-08-2009, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Chip Midnight

Blasphemer. Mayo goes with everything! And by mayo I mean real mayo. Not that Miracle Whip garbage.

Miracle Whip is not mayo. Its "salad dressing".

Teeny Leviathan · 05-08-2009, 07:43 PM

Burgers have to be done right. Don't buy the cheap ground beef. I just bought 93% lean ground beef for burgers today. It also needs to be thoroughly cooked. None of this bloody rare crap either. If you want beef to bleed, bite a live bull on the ass.

Keep the condiments simple. Ketchup, a little mayo and relish. I'm picky about mustard. I prefer the greatest mustard known to mankind, Guldens Spicy Brown Mustard. A mustard so good that its name deserves to be typed with caps. Mere French's yellow mustard cries itself to sleep at night wishing it was Gulden's.

Leilany LaFollette · 05-08-2009, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Chip Midnight

Blasphemer. Mayo goes with everything! And by mayo I mean real mayo. Not that Miracle Whip garbage.

I hate it when people tell me mayo and miracle whip are the same thing. They're NOT!!

Trout Recreant · 05-08-2009, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joy Honey

OMG Trout's secret recipe is ...

GUNPOWDER???

You're one of those "quiet types that keeps to yourself," aren't you?

Note to self: Joy is onto you. Make sure you blow her up. Oh, and the third voice from the left in my head wants pizza for dinner. Don't forget or he gets angry.

/note

IsaDaft Trollop · 05-08-2009, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Duke Chaparral

This has been covered. Ketchup bleongs on fries. A "proper" burger has mayo lettuce tomato cheese pickles onions and mustard.

You forgot the BACON!

Phoenix Psaltery · 05-08-2009, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by io Kukulcan

You forgot the onions.

Blame that bastard Ronald. He brainwashed me.

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05-08-2009, 05:14 PM	#51 (permalink)
Lianne Marten Cheese Baron It's a brand new day, the sun is high. Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: All the birds are singing that you're gonna die. Posts: 1,478 My Mood: SL Join Date: 5/6/2004	If I want to ruin my food with condiments I will. I'm paying for it. What are you gonna do, slap it out of my hand and tell me to get out of your place? Well then, you're not getting paid and the food is going to waste. Smart. __________________ I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope that the world turns and that things get better. But what I hope most of all is that you understand what I mean when I tell you that even though I do not know you, even though I may never meet you, laugh with you, cry with you, or kiss you... I love you. With all my heart, I love you. -Valerie

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Duke Chaparral Drifter Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Chicago Area Posts: 1,402	This has been covered. Ketchup bleongs on fries. A "proper" burger has mayo lettuce tomato cheese pickles onions and mustard.

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Trout Recreant Oncorhynchus mykiss Incomprehensible gibberish Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: West Coast, USA Posts: 5,998 My Mood: Blog Entries: 3 Awards: 1	At least nobody is making an impassioned argument for "catsup" instead of "ketchup", because so help me God, I'll lose my religion.

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Quantum Destiny Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: England Posts: 2,152 My Mood: SLShopper Ads: 3 SL Join Date: 25 July 2004	Scampi with tartare sauce. Yum.

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Quantum Destiny Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: England Posts: 2,152 My Mood: SLShopper Ads: 3 SL Join Date: 25 July 2004	Fries exist only to be covered in mayo.

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Quantum Destiny Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: England Posts: 2,152 My Mood: SLShopper Ads: 3 SL Join Date: 25 July 2004	Dammit. I want a burger now. With bacon and cheese and....and....it's 11.30 pm. Hmmm I'm not sure there is a time of the day when I am not hungry!

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Be11a Lefevre Bunny Swan Senior Member nonconforming to conformisms in complicated relationship(s) Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: L.A. / Glendale Posts: 844 My Mood:	Whenever I eat at Mc'D's I like my fries and cheeseburger with their hot mustard. I don't know about their pickles or lettuce though.. not fresh or crunchy.. I like fresh and crunchy veggies. mmmmm yummy

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Teeny Leviathan Irresponsible Adult In 3D! Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,108 SL Join Date: 05/20/2003	Burgers have to be done right. Don't buy the cheap ground beef. I just bought 93% lean ground beef for burgers today. It also needs to be thoroughly cooked. None of this bloody rare crap either. If you want beef to bleed, bite a live bull on the ass. Keep the condiments simple. Ketchup, a little mayo and relish. I'm picky about mustard. I prefer the greatest mustard known to mankind, Guldens Spicy Brown Mustard. A mustard so good that its name deserves to be typed with caps. Mere French's yellow mustard cries itself to sleep at night wishing it was Gulden's.

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