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Old 05-08-2009, 11:13 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Actually.. my favorite quick to grab burger is the burger king xl bacon double cheese burger.. then a sachet of mayo all on it with a load of frys jammed in it... seriously good eating for 7 euro.
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Old 05-08-2009, 12:30 PM   #27 (permalink)
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And I *SO* want to go to Louis Lunch and bring my own ketchup packets to dress the burger with
I've seen it done. They will hand you a paper bag to take your lunch to go. The place is kind of funny. It is a New Haven landmark just because it has been there since 1895. The same family owns it and they are rude as hell to the tourist who come in asking questions.
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Laura Ingraham is a waste of flesh. I hope she chokes on a cheeseburger. NO KETCHUP.

The fact she has ovaries makes me embarrassed to have them.
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Old 05-08-2009, 12:49 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I like ketchup for my fries. I also mix mustard and ketchup for my fries, I love lots of mayo and mustard on my burger, but no ketchup.

But GOD FORBID the frackin' president has a preference!

OH NOEZ!
Heretic! Fries go with mayo... everybody knows that



/runs before the mayo hating crowd catches up with me!
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Heretic! Fries go with mayo... everybody knows that



/runs before the mayo hating crowd catches up with me!
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

I don't like warm mayo. Potato salad, tuna sandwiches, mixed in a dip, etc are fine, as long as the mayo is cold. But next to hot food? BLEAGH!
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“It will doom his [Kerry's] candidacy in Philadelphia,” predicted Craig LaBan, food critic for the Philadelphia Inquirer, which broke the Sandwich Scandal. After all, Philly cheesesteaks come with Cheez Whiz, or occasionally American or provolone.
Please tell me people don't actually take this kind of garbage seriously?

And Cheez Whiz?
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I've never been so shocked by a thread.

The hatred of condiments in general and ketchup in particular is unacceptable.

Cris should close this.
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I've seen it done. They will hand you a paper bag to take your lunch to go. The place is kind of funny. It is a New Haven landmark just because it has been there since 1895. The same family owns it and they are rude as hell to the tourist who come in asking questions.
I thought they put tomato on it.
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Heretic! Fries go with mayo... everybody knows that

/runs before the mayo hating crowd catches up with me!

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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

I don't like warm mayo. Potato salad, tuna sandwiches, mixed in a dip, etc are fine, as long as the mayo is cold. But next to hot food? BLEAGH!
Blasphemer. Mayo goes with everything! And by mayo I mean real mayo. Not that Miracle Whip garbage.
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I've never been so shocked by a thread.

The hatred of condiments in general and ketchup in particular is unacceptable.

Cris should close this.
I don't want to hear about your depraved, condiment eating lifestyle.
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sometimes i'll just eat a burger with bacon, no bun, no nothin, just meat, then i'll make another and call it dinner.

sometimes i eat fries with ketchup, sometimes without, sometimes with Mayo, like I'm a damn Frog or something.
i hate regular patterns and symmetry.

In Utah they have this stuff called "fry sauce" I never heard of before I moved here.
It's just ketchup and mayo mixed together, I think that's Thousand Island, right?
It's ok, but it's a Utah "cultural" thing so I don't invest in it.

when i grill a burger i mix onions, worcestershire, ketchup, bbq sauce, and the spice.
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Anyone tried Heinz "Special Blend" ketchup yet?

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Laura Ingraham is a waste of flesh. I hope she chokes on a cheeseburger. NO KETCHUP.

The fact she has ovaries makes me embarrassed to have them.
You have Laura Ingraham's ovaries!?
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I mix a little bit of beer along w/spices and chopped onions, to the ground beef before pressing into patties. toppings: lettuce, tomato, onion, jalapenos, mustard. I also sometimes do the hamburger w/o a bun but then I just add a little bit of bbq sauce.
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That sounds delicious, Sunshine. I don't think there's a wrong way to make a burger, except maybe raw.
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Blasphemer. Mayo goes with everything! And by mayo I mean real mayo. Not that Miracle Whip garbage.
I couldn't agree more about the Miracle Whip. Seriously. WTF? That stuff is awful! And if you are going to splurge and eat mayo, don't bother with fat free mayo. just eat the good stuff. Think about it. Mayo is oil and egg. It's, like, 189% fat. If you have fat free mayo, what do you think they replace the fat with?

Cyanide. Or radioactive waste. Or who knows what, but it has to be worse for you than the actual fat.
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I mix a little bit of beer along w/spices and chopped onions, to the ground beef before pressing into patties. toppings: lettuce, tomato, onion, jalapenos, mustard. I also sometimes do the hamburger w/o a bun but then I just add a little bit of bbq sauce.
Okay. YUM.
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Ever since I discovered there was such a thing as competition BBQ, and decided that sounded like a good retirement gig for when I get old and decrepit and decide to risk the lives of people around me by buying an RV, I've been working on my private BBQ Sauce recipes.

No, I'm not going to reveal my secrets. But, I will tell you that it is pretty easy to make a BBQ sauce from scratch that will blow people away, and after enough practice, you really don't even really have to measure.
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It tastes like nothing, and it contributes nothing to society.
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Think of how much wasted farmland there is just for lettuce.
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Finely diced and seared, they make a delicious burger topping
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Finely diced and seared, they make a delicious burger topping
But not with ketchup. They definitely need the spicy mustard.
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