Phoenix Psaltery

My mind is so twisted...

Here's a new parody lyric I just wrote. Hope you all enjoy it.

Look At Me, I'm Sarah P.
(To the tune of "Look At Me, I'm Sandra Dee" from Grease)

Look at me, I'm Sarah P.,
My wardrobe's from the RNC,
VP for McCain, who some say is insane,
That's me, I'm Sarah P.

Watch it! I'm Alaska's guv,
Moose and seals have earned my love,
Tried due to ire
To get my bro-in-law fired,
And that was quite a shove,

I don't drink (no)
Or swear (no)
I don't rat my hair (eew)
Keep your filthy paws off my tush
(Oh. My. God.)
No, I'm no intern,
That's one thing you must learn;
Would you pull that with Laura Bush?

As for you, Obama, dear,
I know what you wanna hear,
But sorry to say
Things won't go your way,
Hooray for John and me.

Oh, Slick Willie, let me be!
Keep that cigar far from me!
Just keep your cool
Now you're starting to drool
Good night, I'm Sarah P.!

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