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**Eboni Khan** · 10-23-2008, 09:22 PM

Looking at her twitter, WTF.

Briar Bing · 10-23-2008, 09:27 PM

atodd: Pretty sure I'm on the wrong side of pittsburgh
Thu, 23 Oct 2008 00:45:59 +0000

atodd: Stubbornly searching for a bank of america to avoid ATM fees.
Thu, 23 Oct 2008 00:23:21 +0000

**Eboni Khan** · 10-23-2008, 09:30 PM

If she is lying hopefully she is charged like this chick.

Student charged with faking attack :: CHICAGO SUN-TIMES :: Chicago Crime

Quote:

She said she was the victim of a hate crime, but now police say a 19-year-old Elmhurst College student made up her story that a masked man attacked her in a campus restroom because she's a Muslim.
Safia Z. Jilani, a 19-year-old sophomore at the school, was charged Friday with filing a false police report, a Class 4 felony punishable by one to three years in prison, Elmhurst police said.
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Police: Student made up story of being attacked Muslim student attacked at Elmhurst College

Her story fell apart during a weeklong investigation by three detectives assigned to the case, Elmhurst Police Chief Steven Neubauer said.
"We looked at evidence and statements from the victim and extensive interviews with staff and students at the college. That led us to believe this never occurred," he said.
Jilani, of Oak Brook, had claimed the attacker struck her in the head with a handgun on Oct. 9 in a campus restroom. Threatening graffiti -- "Kill the Muslims" -- was found scrawled on a mirror in the restroom.
At a demonstration earlier that day, Jilani had denounced anti-Islamic slurs and a swastika she had discovered on her locker on Oct. 2.

**Siobhan OFlynn** · 10-23-2008, 09:33 PM

If Ms Todd gets charged with a felony, will she still be able to vote for McCain?

I think by the beginning of next week, or maybe even sooner, her story will fall apart and she'll be arrested.

**Eboni Khan** · 10-23-2008, 09:34 PM

You can still vote until you are convicted!

**Siobhan OFlynn** · 10-23-2008, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eboni Khan

You can still vote until you are convicted!

Good thing, I wouldn't have wanted her to go to all that trouble for nothing.

Katiahnya Muromachi · 10-23-2008, 09:45 PM

I've also been in my fair share of fights, and have gotten my face dinked quite a few times, so I'm also going to have to call BS on her "black eye". The lack of any swelling and redness is extremely suspicious. Here's a quick n' dirty photoshop comparison:

Arilynn · 10-23-2008, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Katiahnya Muromachi

I've also been in my fair share of fights, and have gotten my face dinked quite a few times, so I'm also going to have to call BS on her "black eye". The lack of any swelling and redness is extremely suspicious. Here's a quick n' dirty photoshop comparison:

I wondered about that too. I have had several black eyes from going over jumps without my horse and landing on my (helmeted) head or face and getting knocked around in speed skating and inline racing. Every time I have had a black eye because of an elbow etc hitting my eye, the eyelid and area around the eye has swollen and looked horrible. I always loved that because I am not the fighting type.

The only time I have had a black eye without swelling was when I hit my forehead and nose hard enough on the ice/boards to get knocked out - the MD explained that I would probably get a black eye because of the bleeding under the skin would settle under my eyes at night when I slept (I may have mangled what he meant). He was right - I looked like a raccoon with both eyes the next day, but my forehead also had a giant swollen bump and my nose was bruised and swollen.

I hate to doubt someone who may have been assaulted, but

Gwenore · 10-23-2008, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Briar Bing

atodd: Pretty sure I'm on the wrong side of pittsburgh
Thu, 23 Oct 2008 00:45:59 +0000

atodd: Stubbornly searching for a bank of america to avoid ATM fees.
Thu, 23 Oct 2008 00:23:21 +0000

I'm not sure how Twitter works, not a fan, but it's telling me hers is protected? Did you friend her to see this or was it locked since you posted?

**Siobhan OFlynn** · 10-23-2008, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gwenore

I'm not sure how Twitter works, not a fan, but it's telling me hers is protected? Did you friend her to see this or was it locked since you posted?

I think it's been locked by the owner, who isn't at all down with being ridiculed by an entire country.

Here's a link to Wonkette where they posted it:

Wonkette: The D.C. Gossip » Blog Archive » Racial Mugging Victim Helpfully Twittered Her Terrible Tale

Vengence Opus · 10-23-2008, 10:21 PM

Sorry.

Think I hear someone crying wolf.

Briar Bing · 10-23-2008, 10:24 PM

She forgot to block it here:

Ashley Todd | life in the field

Hex Blackthorne · 10-23-2008, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eboni Khan

She could easily be lying.

I don't want to try and discredit a female victim. I will be accused of lack of compassion for womens issues.

Even Michelle Malkin is calling this one fishy.

Michelle Malkin » Why that McCain volunteer’s “mutilation” story smells awfully weird

Redhead · 10-23-2008, 11:28 PM

Even if this did happen, and the guy really did mean it as B for Barack, how does that have any political meaning?

The guy was a thug, not a member of anyone's campaign staff.

Asher Bertrand · 10-23-2008, 11:42 PM

Shades of Willie Horton, that's how - hypothetically. But it won't work.

Teeny Leviathan · 10-23-2008, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asher Bertrand

Shades of Willie Horton, that's how - hypothetically. But it won't work.

That is my suspicion. A loose cannon decides to stir the pot with a bogus attack and the spectre of a big scary black guy. Worked like a charm 20 years ago.

Trout Recreant · 10-24-2008, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trout Recreant

~~Barack Bussein BoBama and he's Brown and Bislamic~~

Just sayin'

Strike that.

I came out this morning and found this carved in my kitchen counter:

Bard loves Bacon.

So, naturally, my new suspect is Atia. Although I think she had an accomplice, because she wouldn't have left the fridge door ajar like that.

Maybe it was Briar Bing.

Richie Waves · 10-24-2008, 09:44 AM

LOL what a joke of a girl...

Quimby Rothschild · 10-24-2008, 10:09 AM

I think she's a liar because an Obama supporter would never do such a thing. As an Obama supporter myself, I would have carved an "O" in her face.

This was obviously the work of a Barr supporter.

**Eboni Khan** · 10-24-2008, 10:11 AM

I've been outted.

Malachi · 10-24-2008, 12:11 PM

Sayeth Media Probe 'Mutilation' of McCain Worker in Pittsburgh -- Doubts Raised

"Now police say that evidence from the ATM that she reportedly visited did not match her account. And then she changed her story, admitting that her assailant did not see a McCain bumper sticker on her assault, and adding to the account a sexual assault and losing consciousness."

First rule of hoaxing: don't change your story.

Other sources are saying the police want to polygraph Ms. Todd, because we all know that's a reliable way to get at the truth.

Asher Bertrand · 10-24-2008, 12:14 PM

What a shocking turn of events.

Trout Recreant · 10-24-2008, 12:14 PM

Second Rule of Hoaxing: Make the injuries real. No half-assed scratching or barely bruised eyes. Show a little dedication. Have a friend REALLY knock the bejesus out of you, then carve the B in your face with a razor blade - really deep, so it's a bloody catastrophe on your mug to go along with an eye that's swollen shut and full of blood.

Asher Bertrand · 10-24-2008, 12:37 PM

Here is the police statement.

They seem to be stopping juuuuuust short of saying this looks like a lot of hooey.

jacqueline trudeau · 10-24-2008, 12:39 PM

Did this happen to her before or after feasting on Michelle's room service lobster leftovers?

10-23-2008, 09:22 PM	#26 (permalink)
Eboni Khan Senior Member SLU Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 3,605 My Mood: SLShopper Ads: 1 SL Join Date: 03/17/2004	Looking at her twitter, WTF. __________________

10-23-2008, 09:27 PM	#27 (permalink)
Briar Bing Thorny yet fuzzy Oh, I zigs and I zags; I tos and I fros Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: MN USA Posts: 2,059 My Mood: Scrabble Blast Champion! SL Join Date: May 2003	atodd: Pretty sure I'm on the wrong side of pittsburgh Thu, 23 Oct 2008 00:45:59 +0000 atodd: Stubbornly searching for a bank of america to avoid ATM fees. Thu, 23 Oct 2008 00:23:21 +0000 __________________ The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creature that cannot. ~Mark Twain

10-23-2008, 10:21 PM	#36 (permalink)
Vengence Opus Prefers Lux or Palmolive Life Buoy, on the other hand... Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: along the long, rainy river Posts: 3,241 My Mood: Awards: 1	Sorry. Think I hear someone crying wolf. __________________ “If you're losing your soul and you know it, then you've still got a soul left to lose.” ~ Charles Bukowski

10-23-2008, 11:28 PM	#39 (permalink)
Redhead La Vie Boheme It's all relative Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Salem Oregon Posts: 3,941 My Mood: SL Join Date: January 2005	Even if this did happen, and the guy really did mean it as B for Barack, how does that have any political meaning? The guy was a thug, not a member of anyone's campaign staff. __________________ "Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words" Dorothy Parker. Maddie Blaustein: the very definition of wit.

10-23-2008, 11:42 PM	#40 (permalink)
Asher Bertrand Dead Guy Creaking watermelons Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 6,701 My Mood: Blog Entries: 2	Shades of Willie Horton, that's how - hypothetically. But it won't work. __________________ Ring the bells that still can ring Forget your perfect offering There is a crack in everything That's how the light gets in.

10-23-2008, 09:34 PM	#30 (permalink)
Eboni Khan Senior Member SLU Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 3,605 My Mood: SLShopper Ads: 1 SL Join Date: 03/17/2004	You can still vote until you are convicted!

10-23-2008, 09:45 PM	#32 (permalink)
Katiahnya Muromachi Electric Wind Kitten Fist Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 202 SL Join Date: Dec 2003	I've also been in my fair share of fights, and have gotten my face dinked quite a few times, so I'm also going to have to call BS on her "black eye". The lack of any swelling and redness is extremely suspicious. Here's a quick n' dirty photoshop comparison:

10-23-2008, 10:24 PM	#37 (permalink)
Briar Bing Thorny yet fuzzy Oh, I zigs and I zags; I tos and I fros Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: MN USA Posts: 2,059 My Mood: Scrabble Blast Champion! SL Join Date: May 2003	She forgot to block it here: Ashley Todd \| life in the field

10-24-2008, 09:44 AM	#43 (permalink)
Richie Waves Joie de vivre! Is Three apples Tall Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Between Iraq and Israel Posts: 8,990 SL Join Date: 27/06/2005	LOL what a joke of a girl... __________________ My lastfm Oooh, Betty! the cat did a shit in the hat

10-24-2008, 10:09 AM	#44 (permalink)
Quimby Rothschild Dingdongdiddlyshitfuck I will destroy you with my mind Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Addison, TX Posts: 479 My Mood:	I think she's a liar because an Obama supporter would never do such a thing. As an Obama supporter myself, I would have carved an "O" in her face. This was obviously the work of a Barr supporter. __________________ so now you're mine and it really shows give me the speed and a place to go and a knife to bring back what I know it didn't hurt a bit

10-24-2008, 10:11 AM	#45 (permalink)
Eboni Khan Senior Member SLU Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 3,605 My Mood: SLShopper Ads: 1 SL Join Date: 03/17/2004	I've been outted.

10-24-2008, 12:11 PM	#46 (permalink)
Malachi the bathwater & the baby fish and bees are inherently sarcastic Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,664	a new story from Ms. Todd Sayeth Media Probe 'Mutilation' of McCain Worker in Pittsburgh -- Doubts Raised "Now police say that evidence from the ATM that she reportedly visited did not match her account. And then she changed her story, admitting that her assailant did not see a McCain bumper sticker on her assault, and adding to the account a sexual assault and losing consciousness." First rule of hoaxing: don't change your story. Other sources are saying the police want to polygraph Ms. Todd, because we all know that's a reliable way to get at the truth.

10-24-2008, 12:14 PM	#47 (permalink)
Asher Bertrand Dead Guy Creaking watermelons Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 6,701 My Mood: Blog Entries: 2	What a shocking turn of events.

10-24-2008, 12:14 PM	#48 (permalink)
Trout Recreant Oncorhynchus mykiss Incomprehensible gibberish Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: West Coast, USA Posts: 5,998 My Mood: Blog Entries: 3 Awards: 1	Second Rule of Hoaxing: Make the injuries real. No half-assed scratching or barely bruised eyes. Show a little dedication. Have a friend REALLY knock the bejesus out of you, then carve the B in your face with a razor blade - really deep, so it's a bloody catastrophe on your mug to go along with an eye that's swollen shut and full of blood.

10-24-2008, 12:37 PM	#49 (permalink)
Asher Bertrand Dead Guy Creaking watermelons Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 6,701 My Mood: Blog Entries: 2	Here is the police statement. They seem to be stopping juuuuuust short of saying this looks like a lot of hooey.

10-24-2008, 12:39 PM	#50 (permalink)
jacqueline trudeau Soul Vaccinated Breakin' prims in the hot sun Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Shantytown Posts: 4,157 My Mood: SLShopper Ads: 4 SL Join Date: 07/15/2005 Business: Trudeau Classic Sailing Yachts	Did this happen to her before or after feasting on Michelle's room service lobster leftovers? __________________ Trudeau Classic Sailing Yachts

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