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Old 09-26-2008, 10:33 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The Unofficial Political Humor thread

You guys are too fucking serious this morning. If you want to get ulcers, sunspots and lose your hair over politics (hey, it'll just happen again in another 4 years, pace yourself), then the surest way is to lose your sense of humor.

Some of you are still probably pissed off that McKinley won.

So in the interests of perking things up around here - sort of a virtual "hanging muave drapes" and sprucing it up, how about some funnies?

I'll start with the easy target - the Queen of Alaska:





(If those have already been posted somewhere, how about just posting something new instead of shooting the messenger?)
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McCain Delays Debate to Lengthen Legs | Weekly World News

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BREAKING NEWS! Senator McCain has asked for the Friday debate to be delayed so he may “focus on the economy”. But insiders tell Weekly World News it’s just a cover-up to hide his secret leg-lengthening surgery!

“I won’t be dwarfed by a Democrat!”, candidate declares.
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Kissinger Instructs Palin On Finer Points Of Clandestine Carpet Bombing | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

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WASHINGTON—In preparation for her debate with Sen. Joe Biden next week, Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin met with seasoned statesman and Nobel Peace Prize–winner Henry Kissinger yesterday to take advantage of his extensive foreign policy knowledge and expertise in carpet-bombing innocent civilians in nations with which the U.S. is not officially at war.

"Dr. Kissinger has given Gov. Palin thorough instructions for launching deadly covert military operations in tiny Southeast Asian countries in blatant disregard for human life and international law," said McCain campaign spokesperson Tracey Schmitt of Palin's brief consultation with the Nixon and Ford administrations' former secretary of state and national security adviser. "In addition, the governor now feels completely confident that, if she is ever required to step in for Sen. McCain to mastermind the toppling of a democratically elected but left-leaning South American government without congressional consent, she will be fully prepared."

Sources close to the campaign said that Palin's meeting with Vice President Cheney about how to claim executive supremacy for the purpose of bypassing constitutional limits on torture has been canceled since advisers feel she already has enough personal experience with the subject.
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I read it
I did not larf
I did not cry

but I did fall alseep

American politics are so.....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


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Old 09-26-2008, 12:11 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I read it
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I did not cry

but I did fall alseep

American politics are so.....
So what are you doing in this forum?
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I read it
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American politics are so.....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


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