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Lucifer Baphomet · 09-04-2008, 11:09 PM

Atheist Sees Image of Big Bang in Piece of Toast

Ty to Coyote for that link

Joy Honey · 09-04-2008, 11:15 PM

hey!!!

Cindy Claveau · 09-04-2008, 11:19 PM

You could have at least spelled Atheist right.

Arilynn · 09-04-2008, 11:21 PM

Quote:

"I have always been an Atheist and to see my life choices validated on a piece of toast is truly astounding" said one guest at the Huddlesfield Arms hotel.

Thanks, Luc and Coyote.

Lucifer Baphomet · 09-04-2008, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cindy Claveau

You could have at least spelled Atheist right.

posted at 4:10AM
I transposed letters
sue me

caroline ra · 09-05-2008, 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucifer Baphomet

posted at 4:10AM
I transposed letters
sue me

Expect a letter from my solicitors Hare, Splitting and Pratt before the end of the day Sir!

io Kukulcan · 09-05-2008, 02:35 AM

Raindrop Drinkwater · 09-05-2008, 04:53 AM

Eeeep is that a black hole in my coffee?
I think I just saw the Anteathechrist!

Bruise Shepherd · 09-05-2008, 04:59 AM

Aunty who now?

io Kukulcan · 09-05-2008, 04:36 PM

Evolutionists Flock To Darwin-Shaped Wall Stain | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Sansarya · 09-05-2008, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cindy Claveau

You could have at least spelled Atheist right.

C'mon, it's Luc. If he spelled it right we'd all question if it was really him posting

Bard Jameson · 09-05-2008, 05:37 PM

I hope they sell crumbs from this holy relic. I need them to cure my Presbyopia.

CaleVinson · 09-05-2008, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cindy Claveau

You could have at least spelled Atheist right.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sansarya

C'mon, it's Luc. If he spelled it right we'd all question if it was really him posting

Indeed.

In fact, for me, a genuine Atheist Miracle, would be a post or IM from Luc that did *not* contain spelling/typos.

CaleVinson · 09-05-2008, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by io Kukulcan

I've posted this before, but not for a little while I think. And it may help to further illuminate the above ......

(from http://coopunit.forestry.uga.edu/FOR...polynomial.pdf)

Quote:

Pretty Polynomial and Curly Pi

Once upon a time (1/T) , there was a pretty polynomial. One day, she was strolling across
a field of vectors when she came to the boundary of a singularly large matrix. Polly was
convergent, and her mother made it an absolute condition that she never enter such an
array without her brackets on. Polly, however, had changed her variable that morning and
was feeling particularly linearly behaved, so she ignored this condition on the basis that it
was insufficient and made her way amongst the complex elements. Rows and columns
closed in on her from all sides. Tangents approached her apace. She becme tensor and
tensor. Quite suddenly two branches of a hyperbola touched her at a single point. She
oscillated violently, lost her sense of directrix, and went completely divergent. As she
reached a turning point, she tripped over a square root that was protruding from the
ground, and plunged headlong down a steep gradient. When she rounded off once more,
she found herself inverted, apparently alone in a non-Euclidean space.

She was being watched, however. That smooth operator, Curly Pi, was lurking inner
product. As his eyes devoured her curvilinear co-ordinates, a singular expression crossed
his face. He wondered, was she still convergent? He decided to integrate improperly at
once. Hearing a common fraction behind her, Polly rotated and saw Curly Pi approaching
with his power series extrapolated. She could see at once by his degenerate conic and his
dissipative terms that he was bent on no good.

"Arcsinh!"she gasped.

"Ho, ho," he said, "what a symmetic little asymptote you have. I can see that your angles
have a lot of secs."

"Oh! Sir," she protested, "keep away from me. I haven't got any brackets on."

"Calm yourself, my dear," said our suave operator. Your fears are purely imaginary."

"I, i?" she thought, "perhaps he's not but homologous"

"What order are you?" the brute demanded.

"Seventeen"

Curly leered. "I suppose you've never been operated on?"

"Of course not," Polly replied quite properly.

"I'm absolutely convergent."
"Come, come," said Curly." Lets go off to a decimal place I know and I'll take you to the
limit!"

"Never!" gasped Polly.

"Abscissa!" he swore, using the vilest oath he knew. His patience was gone.

Coshing her over the co-efficient with a log until she was powerless, Curly removed her
discontinuities.He stared at her significant places and began smoothing her points of
inflection. Poor, poor Polly! The algorithmic method was now her only hope. She felt his
hand tending to her asymptotic limit. Her convergence would soon be gone forever.
There was no mercy, for Curly was a heavy-side operator. Curly's radius squared
itself,Polly's loci quivered. He integrated by parts. He integrated by patial fractions. After
he co-factored, he performed Runge-Kutta on her. The complex beast even went all the
way around and did a contour integration. What an indignity - to be multiply connected
on her very first integration! Curly went on operating until he satisfied he hypothesis;
then he exponentiated and became completely orthogonal.

When Polly got home that night her mother noticed that she was no longer piece-wise
continuous, but had been truncated in several places. But it was too late to differentiate
now. As the months went by, Polly's denominator increased monotonically. Finally she
went over to L'Hospital and generated a small but pathological function which left surds
all over the place and drove Polly to deviation.

The moral of our sad story is this...

If you want to keep your expressions convergent, then never allow them a single degree
of freedom.

Ten · 09-05-2008, 10:13 PM

I have never been so turned on by math.

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