Lucifer Baphomet

Worst zombie story ever... there are only 2 zombies in it (Lazarus and Jesus) and they don't go on killing sprees.

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Beau Perkins

Well, according to many here, God is responsible for many deaths.

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Lucifer Baphomet

Please keep this discussion to the Zombie related aspects Perkins.

It would have been a far better story if Danny Boyle had written it.

Asher Bertrand

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Lucifer Baphomet

And why are you groaning.....

Are you a Zombie?

Anyone who groans on this thread will be decapitated before they spread the infection

Beau Perkins

This isn't fair, anything bad I throw back at you about the devil you will take as a compliment.

Macphisto Angelus

I sense a sequel to Shaun of the Dead in this somewhere...

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If life is just a joke, why aren't we laughing?

Beau Perkins

There. I laughed to.

I grunted because if Jesus killed more people, or anyone, maybe people would respect him more.

Beau Perkins

I wonder if Peter and Thomas just walked him around for a few days like in Weekend At Bernie's.

Bard Jameson

Yeah, he shoulda shanked some of those asshole money lenders in the temple. That woulda got him some street cred.

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Adam Zaius

25 billion served.

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io Kukulcan

I bet it was hard for Roman legionnaires to destroy zombies back then.

Lucifer Baphomet

Asher Bertrand

I always thought the Jesus story was more vampiric than zombie, what with the drinking of bludz and all. But I might be a bit biased.

Lucifer Baphomet

Good thing Anne Rice didn't write it then. She had 3 good books in her and that was it.

Beau Perkins

No really lets get serious. I know you are all having fun but this is getting personal.

You see I know Jesus personally. When I was like 20, and driving around the country with dead heads. I met Jesus one weekend in Myrtle Beach. We discussed life and love, and and then he drove off into the sunset with a bunch of guys headed north to St. Louis.


This is a true story by the way...well we called him Jesus. He was a dark Jewish guy with a long beard.

Lucifer Baphomet

James Cameron's input could have helped too..

Asher Bertrand

Drove off into the sunset? There goes my theory

Beau Perkins

Jesus always wins.

Maureen Boccaccio

I am new to this, but was that a Godwin?

Lucifer Baphomet

another of his classic fights..

Richie Waves

I smoked a fat one with Jesus last year at Oxygen festival.. Bogart motherfucker...

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My lastfm

Oooh, Betty! the cat did a shit in the hat

Beau Perkins

Ok, this thread sucks now. You just took all the funny out for me.

It's only funny for me when he wins damn you!!

Richie Waves

The man died nailed to a cross ffs... get used to it...

Malachi

I had a similar experience: I was driving home early Sunday morning through Bakersfield, listening to gospel music on the colored radio station. And the preacher said, "you know you always have the Lord by your side". And I was so pleased to be informed of this that I ran twenty red lights in his honor. Thank you Jesus, thank you Lord.