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Old 08-27-2008, 10:10 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Ok this thread needs the best Xmas special ever.

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Ok this thread needs the best Xmas special ever.

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I sense some bias here. I just noticed that your start date was December 24th...
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Well, according to many here, God is responsible for many deaths.
You musta skipped over a few major plot developments in the Old Testament.
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Hm, thread started as a joke with a potentially controversial subject.

I give this a hundred posts before someone has an aneurysm.
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Hm, thread started as a joke with a potentially controversial subject.

I give this a hundred posts before someone has an aneurysm.
FUCK YOU JOSHUA. ALL YOU EVER WANT IS DAMN DRAMA. I AM SICK OF YOU. YOU ALWAYS START ALL THE TROUBLE.

Is this a good start?
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Worst zombie story ever... there are only 2 zombies in it (Lazarus and Jesus) and they don't go on killing sprees.
They haven't had their killing sprees....YET!


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Worst zombie story ever... there are only 2 zombies in it (Lazarus and Jesus) and they don't go on killing sprees.
Luc...you didn't get to the end. That's when it really picks up!

Beast out of the sea, beasts out of the earth, Dragons, and some real "Night of the Living Dead" type stuff!

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You musta skipped over a few major plot developments in the Old Testament.
Like that poor guy that merely touched the Arc of the Covenant when the bearers stumbled so it wouldn't fall. What he'd get for this trouble? Struck down.

He shoudl have been made a zombie cause he was trying to help ya know. God sure has an itchy trigger finger. Wouldn't wanna play a FPS with him.
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Like that poor guy that merely touched the Arc of the Covenant when the bearers stumbled so it wouldn't fall. What he'd get for this trouble? Struck down.

He shoudl have been made a zombie cause he was trying to help ya know. God sure has an itchy trigger finger. Wouldn't wanna play a FPS with him.
Yeah but at the same time... Obed-Edum got blessings beyond belief just for letting them park the Arc in his living room for a few decadeds.

And you wonder why so many of us Christian Folk are so fickle.
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I sense some bias here. I just noticed that your start date was December 24th...
He's an imposter. Anybody can pick a start date. I was actually born on Dec. 25. But since I'm an atheist, I've come to accept my role as anti-Christ in the world today.

I need to get cracking on ruling this planet, though. By the time Jesus was my age, he already had followers.
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He's an imposter. Anybody can pick a start date. I was actually born on Dec. 25. But since I'm an atheist, I've come to accept my role as anti-Christ in the world today.

I need to get cracking on ruling this planet, though. By the time Jesus was my age, he already had followers.
Sorry, I'm the anti-christ...first name, middle name, and last name all have 6 letters.
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He's an imposter. Anybody can pick a start date. I was actually born on Dec. 25. But since I'm an atheist, I've come to accept my role as anti-Christ in the world today.

I need to get cracking on ruling this planet, though. By the time Jesus was my age, he already had followers.
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