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Old 02-24-2018, 08:07 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Former Freemason, 51, found drunk and naked inside a huge pipe organ with a toy gun and remote-controlled police car says he got lost while trying to hand out cheeseburgers to the homeless

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Old 02-24-2018, 09:16 AM   #2 (permalink)
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That HAD to be the result of an office challenge for the longest title at their paper.
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Old 02-24-2018, 11:51 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Heh. Why do I have the feeling the person who wrote that headline was on LSD?
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Ok, was I the only one who had to read the headline in the OP more than once to parse it?
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Ok, was I the only one who had to read the headline in the OP more than once to parse it?
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