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Old 05-10-2017, 04:59 AM   #576 (permalink)
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Murder in Margate ... Woman chokes to death on penis


Murdered Florida girlfriend wants penis shown in jury | Daily Mail Online
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Old 05-10-2017, 09:47 AM   #578 (permalink)
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Murder in Margate ... Woman chokes to death on penis


Murdered Florida girlfriend wants penis shown in jury | Daily Mail Online

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According to defense, Marguinez, who had at least one son,
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accidentally choked on Patterson's outsized manhood during consensual oral sex. Patterson called his lawyer some 24 hours after his girlfriend's death asking him to summon police to her home, where she was found in decomposing state
I'm no medical examiner, but surely a body doesn't start to decompose after 24 hours??

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Old 05-10-2017, 10:21 AM   #579 (permalink)
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Rather a weird and unrelated statement? Lol.



I'm no medical examiner, but surely a body doesn't start to decompose after 24 hours??

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Yep that is a weird statement, also I LOL'd at the weird link title "Murdered Florida girlfriend wants penis shown in jury" I was kind of like whhhhaaat??

And yes, if a body is left in a place without AC in South Florida, decomposition can happen pretty quickly. Plus bugs. Lots of bugs here.
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Old 05-10-2017, 05:19 PM   #580 (permalink)
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Whether she was choked to death or choked by someone forcing his dick down her throat - how sickeningly sad and horrid. And how could it *not* be forced - when you can't breathe, you push back,no?
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Yep that is a weird statement, also I LOL'd at the weird link title "Murdered Florida girlfriend wants penis shown in jury" I was kind of like whhhhaaat??
Yeah I keep kinda spinning my wheels on how a dead body is supposed to be making requests.
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it's pretty obvious that the defense is just trying to set up a plausible reason for an appeal, because that's about the only hope they have
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Sacramento man accused of stealing nearly $1 million in bees - ABC30

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This is really bad. A mother near Jackson, Mississippi left her six-year-old son in the car while she ran into a grocery store early this morning to pick something up. While she was in the store, her car was stolen, with the child inside.

Several hours later the car was found a few miles away in a ditch, with the little boy shot dead in the back seat.
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This is really bad. A mother near Jackson, Mississippi left her six-year-old son in the car while she ran into a grocery store early this morning to pick something up. While she was in the store, her car was stolen, with the child inside.

Several hours later the car was found a few miles away in a ditch,

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with the little boy shot dead in the back seat.

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