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Old 09-25-2007, 01:55 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Ok, I hear all kinds of crazy stuff about myself from various rumors (my two favorites are that I have an alt that sells gay sex balls and that I paid off FIC to close down SC because I wanted the traffic). I also often hear people think I am intimidating and are afraid to approach me. In that vein, I offer myself up to being questioned - ask whatever you want. I can't guarantee I will know the answer, or that I will answer, but you can still ask.
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It depends if you clear up that whole coughing up phlegm thing.
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Q. How often do people confuse you with Chip Midnight?
It still happens from time to time - it happens to him as well. I get thanked for my generous template donations, he gets thanked for Snapzilla. There are certainly worse people to be mistaken for. Chip and I do fight like crazy though in the forums - I miss that - there are certain people I really enjoy arguing with, and he is one of them.
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Need I refresh your memory that you were in the anti-social place, so I was giving you space - I'm always here for you and .
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I think our first encounter was the day we were both in the Gorean sim, and you were dressed in your Ghostbusters costume. I think we initially met on the IRC though, in #bukkake.
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It still happens from time to time - it happens to him as well. I get thanked for my generous template donations, he gets thanked for Snapzilla. There are certainly worse people to be mistaken for. Chip and I do fight like crazy though in the forums - I miss that - there are certain people I really enjoy arguing with, and he is one of them.
Oh, man, those Midnight vs. Midnight fights were teh best, man.
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I think our first encounter was the day we were both in the Gorean sim, and you were dressed in your Ghostbusters costume. I think we initially met on the IRC though, in #bukkake.
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