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Tyche Shepherd · 01-19-2008, 05:57 AM

In these times of world unrest and terrible stories of child murders I take comfort in my local newspaper's grasp of what makes a great story

15 Hamsters escape from a cage

Walker · 01-19-2008, 06:02 AM

TYCHE DO YOU HAVE ANY CLUE HOW CLOSE I WAS TO SWITCHING ON SKY NEWS WHEN I SAW THE SUBJECT?

Walker · 01-19-2008, 06:07 AM

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A pet shop had originally sold two of the hamsters as a same-sex pair but soon after they produced a litter of 13 babies.

That happened to me once. I bought two male gerbils from the pet shop when I was about fourteen, but it transpired I wasn't watching homosexuality in action after all when the babies began popping out.

I remember selling two of the male offspring to a friend too, and a few weeks later he was complaining about unwanted gerbil babies. Oops.

Tyche Shepherd · 01-19-2008, 06:12 AM

I'm of the belief the two missing hamsters are chained together like Sidney Poitier and Tony Curtis ... escaping through the Sussex countryside but at the same time exploring their prejudices.

Walker · 01-19-2008, 06:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Tyche Shepherd

I'm of the belief the two missing hamsters are chained together like Sidney Poitier and Tony Curtis ... escaping through the Sussex countryside but at the same time exploring their prejudices.

Can anybody else feel the lolhamster revolution a-coming?

Tyche Shepherd · 01-19-2008, 06:33 AM

Damn you know me too well

Ned Easterwood · 01-19-2008, 06:37 AM

I am glad to see that the press in the UK is on top of matters of grave import like this. I am ultimately disappointed, however, because the article was not accompanied by a picture of a topless bosomy 18-year-old. C'mon, Murdoch, get with the program!

Walker · 01-19-2008, 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Beathag_McMahon

I am glad to see that the press in the UK is on top of matters of grave import like this. I am ultimately disappointed, however, because the article was not accompanied by a picture of a topless bosomy 18-year-old. C'mon, Murdoch, get with the program!

My boyfriend bought a copy yesterday (don't ask, we have arguments about his newspaper purchases), so I can at least provide a modicum of boobage for this thread.

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/1...2008093lo0.jpg

I won't embed the pic in case Cristiano's webhost considers Britain's "fun, family newspaper" equatable to soft-porn or something.

Brig McD · 01-19-2008, 11:36 AM

HAMSTERS!

It must be a slow news week in Sussex.

Elgyfu · 01-19-2008, 02:01 PM

I seem to remember there being some issues here with identifying my gender at first, hehe

Strange, as sexing a hamster is really very easy.

Just ask it to assemble a flat-pack bookcase - if it reads the instructions first it is a female, if it just goes ahead and buggers the whole thing up - male

Oh, and it won't leave the toilet seat up if it is female, of course.

This hamster is a cute girly specimen, btw, so no more lifting my tail to check, please.

01-19-2008, 05:57 AM	#1 (permalink)
Tyche Shepherd Fortuna vitrea est Warming her pearls Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: UK Posts: 5,817 My Mood: SL Join Date: 26th April 2007 Awards: 1	Mass Jailbreak in Sussex In these times of world unrest and terrible stories of child murders I take comfort in my local newspaper's grasp of what makes a great story 15 Hamsters escape from a cage __________________ Vanguard of the LolCatz Revolution This Post was financed by The National LolCatz Archives Clancy Sullivan :Yeah. YEAH! The sultry seamstress of mirth is definitely in charge now. Certified 7.8 on the Official Non-Arbitrary Trout Algorithmic Slut scale A public copy of my Second Life Main Grid Survey Database can be found at http://www.gridsurvey.com - Now with added Second Life Incidents !!

01-19-2008, 06:37 AM	#7 (permalink)
Ned Easterwood Just trying to get by Back Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Detroit, Mi. Posts: 18,419 My Mood: SL Join Date: 5/4/2007 Blog Entries: 21	I am glad to see that the press in the UK is on top of matters of grave import like this. I am ultimately disappointed, however, because the article was not accompanied by a picture of a topless bosomy 18-year-old. C'mon, Murdoch, get with the program! __________________ Ned Preach not to others what they should eat, but eat as becomes you, and be silent. -- Epictetus Do unto others as they would have done unto them. God grant me the serenity to accept what I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

01-19-2008, 02:01 PM	#10 (permalink)
Elgyfu Hamster About Town Never do anything in bed that you can't pronounce. Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: The rural shires of England :-) Posts: 169 My Mood: SLShopper Ads: 3 SL Join Date: 25 November 2004	I seem to remember there being some issues here with identifying my gender at first, hehe Strange, as sexing a hamster is really very easy. Just ask it to assemble a flat-pack bookcase - if it reads the instructions first it is a female, if it just goes ahead and buggers the whole thing up - male Oh, and it won't leave the toilet seat up if it is female, of course. This hamster is a cute girly specimen, btw, so no more lifting my tail to check, please. __________________ Tin Teddy - so much more than just a store

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Walker Account Closed Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 10,322 Doom Rider Champion!	TYCHE DO YOU HAVE ANY CLUE HOW CLOSE I WAS TO SWITCHING ON SKY NEWS WHEN I SAW THE SUBJECT?

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Tyche Shepherd Fortuna vitrea est Warming her pearls Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: UK Posts: 5,817 My Mood: SL Join Date: 26th April 2007 Awards: 1	I'm of the belief the two missing hamsters are chained together like Sidney Poitier and Tony Curtis ... escaping through the Sussex countryside but at the same time exploring their prejudices.

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Tyche Shepherd Fortuna vitrea est Warming her pearls Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: UK Posts: 5,817 My Mood: SL Join Date: 26th April 2007 Awards: 1	Damn you know me too well

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Brig McD Waiting for Someday Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 12,243 My Mood: SL Join Date: July 29, 2006	HAMSTERS! It must be a slow news week in Sussex.

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