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Old 01-10-2008, 02:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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My husband just "Sharted" himself!!!

Well he just called me freaking out that he just SHARTED his pants and had to toss his underwear into the trash. OHHH I AM SO EBIL FOR POSTING THIS!!!!

For those not in the know..a SHART is a mix of...well, shit and fart.

HE SHARTED HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!
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Well he just called me freaking out that he just SHARTED his pants and had to toss his underwear into the trash. OHHH I AM SO EBIL FOR POSTING THIS!!!!

For those not in the know..a SHART is a mix of...well, shit and fart.

HE SHARTED HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!
Uh... and you said shaming is bad, right?


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Wow. Now THAT is evil. Now here's what you do...take the undies out of the trash, take a snapshot of the skid-marks, and upload them for us all to see...

Or else...we won't believe you.
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Wow. Now THAT is evil. Now here's what you do...take the undies out of the trash, take a snapshot of the skid-marks, and upload them for us all to see...

Or else...we won't believe you.
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Wow. Now THAT is evil. Now here's what you do...take the undies out of the trash, take a snapshot of the skid-marks, and upload them for us all to see...

Or else...we won't believe you.
Well, first, I would not do that to my scanner. Second - My scanner software will not install because it keeps saying the scanner is not connected when it is!! Third - he's at work and dumped his skivvies into the trash. So now he is free-balling it commando style.
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I can live without seeing that.
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(and I haven't watched the thing)
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Well, first, I would not do that to my scanner. Second - My scanner software will not install because it keeps saying the scanner is not connected when it is!! Third - he's at work and dumped his skivvies into the trash. So now he is free-balling it commando style.
I use my kilt to do that...
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Wow. Now THAT is evil. Now here's what you do...take the undies out of the trash, take a snapshot of the skid-marks, and upload them for us all to see...

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...2 girls 1 cup...

(and I haven't watched the thing)
Have not watched it and I will not watch it.

I've heard enough stories about it and do not need to see it for myself. I'll take everyone's word on it.
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Old 01-10-2008, 03:18 PM   #21 (permalink)
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never done that, but i am still young lol...


n when i do.illb sure to post bout it..
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never done that, but i am still young lol...


n when i do.illb sure to post bout it..
Well you ARE eloping, so you never know what may happen on that honeymoon night. A shart could still be in your near future.
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