SLUNIVERSE |
| | #8826 (permalink) |
| Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: NYC
Posts: 22,229
SL Join Date: 10-11-2004
Business: abstract avatars! SLShopper Ads: 16
My Mood: | Ugh when I was in elementary school I had a friend whose mother actively trained the dogs to eat their shit as a way of disposing it. ![]() |
| | |
| 2 Users Groaned: |
| | #8828 (permalink) |
| Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: NYC
Posts: 22,229
SL Join Date: 10-11-2004
Business: abstract avatars! SLShopper Ads: 16
My Mood: | ALFIE IS MORE DEAD TO ME THAN WALKER. WHO IS QUITE DEAD TO ME. AND I WILL BE PISS AND VINEGAR ABOUT IT FOR MONTHS. |
| | |
| 1 User Groaned: |
| 3 Users Laughed: |
| | #8830 (permalink) |
| Dingdongdiddlyshitfuck ![]() ![]()
I will destroy you with my
mind
| I got a new computer at work...a brand spankin' new Mac Pro. It's all cool and shit but the ultra-thin keyboard is taking some getting used to. ![]()
__________________ so now you're mine and it really shows give me the speed and a place to go and a knife to bring back what I know it didn't hurt a bit |
| | |
| 1 User Laughed: |
| 1 User Said Thanks: |
| | #8831 (permalink) |
| Ruins everything. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
Has a gay lisp when drunk.
Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Perth, Orstraya.
Posts: 2,516
SL Join Date: 9-Jan-04
Business: Azure Islands
My Mood: | My afternoons work. ![]() |
| | |
| 1 User Said Thanks: |
| | #8833 (permalink) |
| Invisible Man ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
Alpha Inside (tm)
| Gad, I have to go see my mother. She went into hospital to have a hernia repaired exactly a year ago, only to discover it wasn't a hernia but a swollen inguinal lymph node. The biopsy came back benign, which was a huge relief because there have been many cases of Lymphoma and Leukaemia on her side of the family and a lump there is a very common early symptom. Anyway, another lump appeared this year. Her GP said it was a hernia again and this time she was inclined to believe her because the lump felt so different. She saw her consultant today, and after running a doppler test, he discovered it was a varicose vein problem. This seems like good news given the alternative, but she's in floods of tears now and I have to go and see her because -- I think I've mentioned this before -- my father will eventually tell her to pull herself together.. which upsets her even more because she just wants to talk. Jesus, it sometimes feels like I grew up and my parents became my kids. ![]() |
| | |
| | #8834 (permalink) |
| Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: NYC
Posts: 22,229
SL Join Date: 10-11-2004
Business: abstract avatars! SLShopper Ads: 16
My Mood: | England, you have too many fucking coins. One penny, two pence, five pence, ten pence, twenty pence, fifty pence and one pound, WTF! |
| | |
| | #8835 (permalink) |
| Fortuna vitrea est ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
Goats ?.. fuck'em .. Let them
milk themselves
Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: UK
Posts: 3,990
SL Join Date: 26th April 2007
My Mood: | You forgot the two pound coin, the crown (25 pence) and the five pound coin (though the last two whilst legal tender are normally only commerative)
__________________ ![]() Vanguard of the LolCatz Revolution This Post was financed by The National LolCatz Archives Clancy Sullivan :Yeah. YEAH! The sultry seamstress of mirth is definitely in charge now. Certified 7.8 on the Official Non-Arbitrary Trout Algorithmic Slut scale |
| | |
| | #8836 (permalink) |
| Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: NYC
Posts: 22,229
SL Join Date: 10-11-2004
Business: abstract avatars! SLShopper Ads: 16
My Mood: | ![]() |
| | |
| | #8837 (permalink) | |
| Situationally Obtuse ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
Skidding like a cat on a tile
floor
| Quote:
![]()
__________________ ![]() Second Couple - Yet another SL® blog. But chock full of Atia™, an essential vitamin | |
| | |
| 4 Users Laughed: |
| 2 Users Agreed: |
| | #8838 (permalink) |
| The Chaotic RadioRadio DJ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
Now Hiring Minions
Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Displaced Bostonian living in hotter than Hades Texas!
Posts: 4,065
SL Join Date: 11/22/2006 Blog Entries: 1 XBOX Leaderboard: 25th SLShopper Ads: 2
My Mood: | I could die right now and just not give a fuck. ![]()
__________________ SLU Clubhouse - Open 24/7 ![]() Vist at http://slurl.com/secondlife/Tan/138/25/25 All human actions have one or more of these 7 causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire. ~Aristotle RadioRadio: Stupid Name, Great Music! DJ Vertigo Paris Friday 6 - 9 pm SLT |
| | |
| | #8840 (permalink) |
| Invisible Man ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
Alpha Inside (tm)
| So anyway, I have to stop running to my mother when she has a crying fit because I can't tell between genuine and neurotic anymore. In fact, I'm just reminded of where all my own neuroses come from when I do it. She is convinced all her bits are dropping off, and she's gonna die and my Dad's gonna get a new model, and even if she doesn't die, he's gonna get a newer model anyway. ![]() I think it's fair to say she is slowly turning into Eddy from Ab Fab. ![]() ...except with Marks and Spencer labels. |
| | |
| 2 Users Laughed: |
| | #8841 (permalink) |
| Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
Likes the smell of green
| First of all... Ab Fab RAWKS. 2ndly... all us girls do that. And some gay men. In fact... the sheer fact that youre frustrated, means there's still hope that you have a heterosexual gene in there somewhere that someday, i can get inebriated and use to my advantage. SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN WALKER MOORE! *snickers* |
| | |
| 3 Users Laughed: |
| 1 User Agreed: |
| | #8842 (permalink) | |
| Invisible Man ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
Alpha Inside (tm)
| Quote:
![]() One eye? With a hotty like you lying next to me? ![]() | |
| | |
| 1 User Laughed: |
| | #8843 (permalink) |
| engage @ ur own risk ![]() ![]() ![]() | Ok, call me paranoid, but I'm starting to think that sometimes customer service people and tech support people are 'accidentally' hanging up on people when they don't know what else to do or can't answer their questions. I've been 'accidentally' hung up on three times just now, each of them after two or three transfers to "another department". ![]() And I thought I was asking a pretty simple question. ![]()
__________________ -------- |
| | |
| 3 Users Agreed: |
| | #8844 (permalink) | |
| nom nom nom ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
is about to num on some
cherries
Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: under the sea
Posts: 2,927
My Mood: | Quote:
I'm not kidding either! | |
| | |
| 6 Users Laughed: |
| | #8845 (permalink) | |
| Tastes like purple ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
Waiting for the right time
Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Home
Posts: 8,078
SL Join Date: 01/27/2004
Business: Scripter for hire
My Mood: | Quote:
![]()
__________________ SLU Clubhouse - Open 24/7 Visit at http://slurl.com/secondlife/Tan/138/25/25 <Duke Chaparral> On panther paws he stalks radiating mystery and cacophony from his bunching feline muscles as he slowly stalks his Vertiprey.... <Duke Chaparral> tearing her from her employment shackles with his razor like claws he drags her off to his azure cougar den... | |
| | |
| 1 User Agreed: |
| | #8846 (permalink) |
| nom nom nom ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
is about to num on some
cherries
Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: under the sea
Posts: 2,927
My Mood: | Yeah, I sat there on the phone listening for like a minute spacing out before realizing I wasn't hearing one of those late night ads on cable tv. I called back and lodged a complaint, but the lady was so taken aback I think I heard her stifling a laugh. If I hadn't been so pissed at them I might have laughed, too. ![]() |