Aimee Weber

So I was cleaning the house today and decided to peer into the forbidden depths beneath my bed. Rather than finding the expected dust bunnies and dead spiders ... I found a hidden lair between some storage bins with two pairs of my panties, 5 hair elastics, one sock, and assorted paper towel rolls and shredded paper towels.

My little dog Belle is apparently very prudent in these tough economic times ... saving up for her future. You never know when that stuff will come in handy!

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Doggies knows the value Aimee panties will have in the post-apocalyptic society.

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Aimee Weber

They're good as currency. You'll need them to buy guns and fuel.

Eboni Khan

Ohh she is getting so big!

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Aimee Weber

She weighed in at 8 3/4 pounds last week at the vet (She was 2 1/2 lbs when I got her.) I think she's pretty much done growing now but yeah she is much bigger now! <3

Siobhan OFlynn

Belle is adorable and apparently a kleptomaniac like my dog. I love it when you post pictures of her!

Emme is 8 1/2 pounds now and she regularly collects her weight in socks, underwear, shredded paper towels, hair scrunchies, mail and other assorted items in her quest to keep from starving in post apocalyptic Gainesville. She prefers to keep her treasures under the ottoman in the living room.

Emme also frequently attempts to eat things that aren't usually considered food. My husband had a dream about this very topic last week. "I had a dream that Emme tried to eat some broken glass and as I picked her up, trying to pry the glass from her mouth I somehow managed to turn her upside down. So, I start shaking her and suddenly, things she's eaten start falling to the floor. Broken glass, a watch, pills, a couple of lizards, socks, underwear....." We looked at our little brown furry tube of hair with teeth peacefully sleeping in our bed with her head on my pillow and laughed so hard we woke her up. She just gave us a look of disdain and burrowed under the covers for another power nap.

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Aimee Weber

LOL! Fortunately Belle is a really fussy eater so I haven't had many problems. She shreds paper but that's about it. In fact she often uses food items as toys. I once gave her an almond. She took it away and I figured she devoured it. A few days later I saw her tossing something around. On closer examination, it was the almond (chewed but uneaten!) She also loves to play with ice cubes.

Siobhan OFlynn

Emme will eat anything that doesn't eat her first. I think mini dachshunds are the only small dogs who aren't fussy eaters. Belle sounds like my mother's dog, Teddy. He does the same thing, plays with a piece of food, takes a couple of test bites out of it but ultimately, never eats it.



We used to think the only food she didn't like was green peppers (a piece of one fell as I was chopping them up for a salad) and she chewed it then spit it out! A few weeks later, though, we had stuffed green peppers for dinner and she loved the cooked green peppers. She is a weird dog.

We actually have to keep her out of the kitchen when one of us is chopping onions because if one falls, she will inhale it before we can get it out of her mouth. She also caught a chicken bone in mid air and my husband had to pin her to the floor while I pried it out of her jaws!

detrius

What breed is she? She looks a bit like a Westie.

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Lucifer Baphomet

So Belle has been going through your panties?

Maybe she's a double agent for Shewhomustnotbenamed!!!!

:O

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Sarah Nerd

My male dog hides pizza crusts. He never eats them he just hides them and brings them out now and then and growls at the other dogs when they get close. I have no idea where he puts them but I've rolled over on hard crust in my sleep several times.

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bladyblue

My pug/terrier is on a strict diet. Someone in the house dropped a stick of butter. He hid it behind the refridgerator and took a few licks everyday until the other dog turned him in.

I was wondering why he would not let the other dog near the fridge. Just protecting his tasy cholesterol snack stick.

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Aimee Weber

She's Havanese.

Ingrid

Why do they do this?? It's so disturbing. And what do they know that we don't? Should i be stocking up on canned goods and candy??

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Syan Loring

What's really fun is when the dog decides to retrieve a pair of thong panties from his stash and run through the house with it when you have company and that "company" is a male co-worker.

I was mortified.

MissKillian Barbosa

I honestly think she was making a full sensory doggie spa.. Paper to shred and nestle in, hair elastics to play with and relieve boredom, panties and socks to "sniff" for aromatherapy reasons.

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