Redhead

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"Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words" Dorothy Parker.

Maddie Blaustein: the very definition of wit.

Joshua Nightshade

Well, I got ice cream, and guess who I won't be sharing it with.

Adam Zaius

I stole Joshua's ice cream.

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Joshua Ignore Adam, he's just a troll.

Joshua Nightshade

You only stole the cleverly disguised duplicate ice cream that I placed nearby as a decoy.

Dnate Mars

Great, now I want ice cream

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Natalie P.

I has cheerios! With honey and cinnamon. And coffee! Mmmmmm, coffee.

(Okay, I admit, my breakfast isn't nearly as interesting as watching Joshua's never ending attempts to get a gay orgy going in this thread, but it's all I got this morning.)

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"Here I am once more in this scene of dissipation and vice, and I begin already to find my morals corrupted." - Jane Austen

Behold the pretties.

Ann Launay

I was tired and headache-y and fell asleep around 6pm last night. I woke up this morning to no electricity and it's only just come on, 20 minutes before I have to leave.

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Ann Launay

On the other hand, it's Administrative Professionals Day and, since everyone but the boss in our Business Department is oddly classified as a 'secretary,' that means free lunch!

Alfie Demonia

Erm, I was working outside and my cat jumped on the table, took my pen in his mouth and ran away
Then about 10 minutes later, I was in the kitchen looking out into the garden and he appeared again, took a page of my notes and bolted.

WTF, do I have the weirdest cat in the world? What is he doing? It would be so cool if he was writing my essay for me

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Last Fm
Flickr, innit
The world was a mess, but his hair was perfect.

Dnate Mars

He is writing very rude letters and signing your name to it. I would be careful if I were you.

Humps

He could be leaving a note for the milkman .....Full cream milk from today ...NO SKIMMED ...thankyou signed Aflies Cat. xx

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Lily Joliat

one of my parent's dogs died last night. Peacefully in her sleep and had a good long life.
RIP Angie...

it was a pleasure not to be able to make the bed every morning. Angie is the tan shepherd mix. The black and white guy is BJ.

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Arilynn

Gorgeous dog, Lily. I'm glad your parents provided her with a good long life.

Alfie Demonia

Ok, I can't be the only one who sees the thread title 'Questions For Teabaggers' and really is not thinking about politics, right?



....right?

Ann Launay

The batter on my fish was like a rock.

Lily Joliat

there's two exotic looking spiders in my bedroom. Along with various moths and mosquitos. Silly landlord doesn't want to spring for window screens. If these bugs get in the boxes I'm packing and gets shipped off to England will they damage the ecosystem there?

Vengence Opus

I just bought a sixer of Black Butte Porter.



mmmmmm.

frothy.

/subliminalmessage go buy some. /end subliminalmessage

(they were out of Obsidian Stout, or that would be going down my gullet at teh moment.

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“If you're losing your soul and you know it, then you've still got a soul left to lose.” ~ Charles Bukowski

Allana Dion

Yes. The mosquito and the moth you bring with you will mate inside your suitcase. They'll have no choice, as the in flight movie is something with Meg Ryan and they'll need something to do to kill the boredom.

Once you arrive and release them from their prison of silky underthings, travel size toiletries, and travelers checks, their resulting offspring will breed out of control until all of England is covered in flying insects. Being half mosquito and half moth, they will be bloodthirsty and will feed constantly, but also be strangely drawn to bright lights and screen doors.

There will be an international emergency declared, several governments will attempt to help the English combat the problem with tanks, soldiers, and eventually nukes. But all will be in vain, as the mosquitomoths will win, bleeding all human life dry, before finally spreading out to conquer the rest of the globe. Or fly into the nearest buglight, whichever.

And it will be all your fault.






The spider is fine though, don't worry about him. He just wants to sleep in your shoe.

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blergh thing

Trout Rated!
Playful, yet sultry and smoky. I am giving you a 6.8 on the Trout Recreant Rating Scale of Sluttiness. Congratulations! You are not a slut, but given the right situation, you certainly have the potential.

Lily Joliat

An American Mothsquito Goes to London?

Lily Joliat

actually they're all going to Newcastle so will anyone notice the impending doom? Or will they all be out partying in the slums?

Vengence Opus

Biz Markie is fucking dope.

that is all.

Siyu Suen

My internet is back (for now) and I'm not sure if I should try logging in to anything, since I'll probably be cut as soon as I do

But hi for now guys!

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"Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever" -Baron Munchausen

I'm attempting to bring about the end of the world to usher in a new era of mask wielding overlords. This is how!

Sobriquet Kryakutnoy

Oh no We need to get a group together to come out and lay the smackdown on your ISP. Hang in there! (Or hold still while we staple you to the grid.)

Siyu Suen

They said they're going to try and fix it tomorrow, but they've been working on this for the past four to five days and the problem has been going on for longer than that. Funnily enough, I told my mother, and she was able to make a probable diagnosis while the CS people are all stumped She thinks it's probably a faulty line card or repeater switch, since she worked on PPX services at some point, which was news to me. But those are expensive, so it makes sense that Verizon would be trying to dodge replacing those.

Allana Dion

to Siyu