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**Vertigo Paris** · 03-17-2009, 03:08 PM

lily isn't normal. And I, personally, prefer her that way.

**Vertigo Paris** · 03-17-2009, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Khamudy

I'm still surprised some of the teachers at my school were never suspended. One once got so angry with a girl, he made her extent her palms out and then struck her across them with a ruler. One of the P.E. teachers used to threaten that he'd "Beat the daylights" out of the person talking when he was trying to talk and if he got taken to court, he'd claim he was hearing voices and get off any charges. One of the maths teachers used to pull kids around the school by their ears too.

It's probably not entirely surprising that vandalism of staff cars was high at the school.

The funniest teacher was the English teacher, Mrs Morris-Jones, who used to utterly flip out if she heard anyone call her by her nickname "MoJo". She always wore lots of green and these shoulder throw/wrap things that were pinned together with a gold brooch in the form of a Star Trek the Next Generation communicator device. Her supply cupboard also had a huge poster of Patrick Stewart on the inside. xD

I have some scars on the back of my hands from where I used to get smacked with the paper cutter side of a ruler for writing my name in cursive instead of printing it at the top of our papers.

Stupid nuns and their rulers.

Khamudy · 03-17-2009, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Vertigo Paris

I have some scars on the back of my hands from where I used to get smacked with the paper cutter side of a ruler for writing my name in cursive instead of printing it at the top of our papers.

Stupid nuns and their rulers.

Oh ouch! My old piano teacher was taught by monks in a Catholic school. They seem more sadistic than normal teachers, from what he said.

Alfie Demonia · 03-17-2009, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Khamudy

The funniest teacher was the English teacher, Mrs Morris-Jones, who used to utterly flip out if she heard anyone call her by her nickname "MoJo". She always wore lots of green and these shoulder throw/wrap things that were pinned together with a gold brooch in the form of a Star Trek the Next Generation communicator device. Her supply cupboard also had a huge poster of Patrick Stewart on the inside. xD

Lol, that sounds like one of the drama teachers at my school. She eventually had a breakdown and left - I think it had a lot to do with someone making a series of very graphic drawings detailing her and the music teacher having sex on a grand piano and plastering them all over the corridors.

Bruise Shepherd · 03-17-2009, 03:44 PM

In primary school, we had a ~~vicious prison guard~~ teacher, nicknamed Teeny. Her standard form of discipline was to draw her knuckles sharply down your vertebrae while she called you "stupid"
Level 2, involved a swift slap to the kidneys.

We were a class of ten year olds.

Thankfully, she was the only one like that.

Khamudy · 03-17-2009, 03:44 PM

There was always a very strong correlation between the amount of abuse a member of staff received and how much of a twat they were to their students. The art, science and music teachers were pretty much adored, the English teachers were all bitches and had all sorts of rumours spread about them, except the male English teacher, who was really laid back.

One of the English teachers, Miss Blunt, used to wear a LOT of heavy makeup and had her hair up in a huge bun on top of her head and behind her she left a cloud of overbearing perfume. A rumour started that she'd been in a horrific car accident and the big hair / heavy make up was to cover up a metal plate that covered the side of her head. xD

ElphieBroome · 03-17-2009, 03:44 PM

speaking of teachers...

Today with my kindergartners we talked about speech bubbles in books/comics. So, then we did a little activity with pictures of animals doing funny things with empty speech bubbles on them and the kids had to decide what the animals were saying.

So yeah... 5 year old Lolcat exercise

Preparing our youth for a bright future I am

Made for a fun afternoon though

ElphieBroome · 03-17-2009, 03:46 PM

btw, I swear I was planning to post that here and was not intending it to be mixed in with a thread of abusive teachers

DOH

ElphieBroome · 03-17-2009, 03:58 PM

sorry...one more post. I couldn't resist:

Joshua Nightshade · 03-17-2009, 06:07 PM

Buggery fuck fuck.

I put a roast in the crock pot and chopping up the onions has made my eyes burn.

Natalie P. · 03-17-2009, 06:11 PM

Bah. Onions *always* make my eyes burn. Every damn time.

I love them, but they don't love me.

Lily Joliat · 03-17-2009, 06:17 PM

wouldn't keeping them in the fridge first, help?

ElphieBroome · 03-17-2009, 06:21 PM

I heard that if you chop them near the kitchen faucet running with some lukewarm water, that sometimes helps. I think the molecules that burn your eyes are attracted to moisture or something.

Alfie Demonia · 03-17-2009, 06:23 PM

My friend wears goggles when she's cutting up onions. Seriously. I have a photo of her wearing them, it's hilarious.

Carthalis · 03-17-2009, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by ElphieBroome

I heard that if you chop them near the kitchen faucet running with some lukewarm water, that sometimes helps. I think the molecules that burn your eyes are attracted to moisture or something.

heard the same as well and is usually what I've done when chopping onions

Joshua Nightshade · 03-17-2009, 06:23 PM

It's the gasses in the onions actually. Running it under the water does solve it and it's what I did, I just didn't leave it under long enough.

Ingrid N · 03-17-2009, 06:25 PM

I heard biting down on something like a slice of bread while chopping them helps with the tearing up.

I don't know why though, it was explained with some pesudobiology of your nasal passages supposedly being blocked when I asked why.

ElphieBroome · 03-17-2009, 06:26 PM

Geez, I must be bored tonight

HowStuffWorks "Why do onions make you cry?"

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Peeling the onion and then chilling it in the refrigerator before you slice it will minimize the release of gas somewhat, because the change in temperature alters the compounds in the onion. Cooking an onion before you slice it will work also, for the same reason. Another easy solution is to cut the onion under water or run the tap over it as you slice.
Some people say if you hold a lemon, piece of bread or a sugar cube in your mouth, the food will absorb the gas before it reaches your eyes. Breathing with your mouth, instead of your nose, might also help because as you inhale, you suck the gas in and as you exhale, you blow it away. This keeps a lot of the gas from ever reaching your eyes.

Joshua Nightshade · 03-17-2009, 08:18 PM

Oh motherfucking HELL the goddamn fire alarm AGAIN.

Be right back.

Allana Dion · 03-17-2009, 09:58 PM

Ok I'm going to ask here because Cristiano closed the thread where I asked it already.

(still

ya anyway oh king o' the forum)

What does PMG ...(you know the place Brig ~~drags~~ invites us all to dance and listen to Dancien's tunes every Tuesday)... stand for anyway?

Brig McD · 03-17-2009, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Allana Dion

Ok I'm going to ask here because Cristiano closed the thread where I asked it already.

(still

ya anyway oh king o' the forum)

What does PMG ...(you know the place Brig ~~drags~~ invites us all to dance and listen to Dancien's tunes every Tuesday)... stand for anyway?

LOL

The owner, Miriam, has a podcast called THe Post Modern Geeks Guide to Sex. PMG = Post Modern Geek

Lily Joliat · 03-17-2009, 10:22 PM

OMG I NEED to be on Rock of Love next season. I want to have big fake tits, a man's face, and..and.... and...I want what diseases and lifestyle the love of Bret Michaels will bring me. My life is so boring and incomplete.

Lily Joliat · 03-17-2009, 10:32 PM

but alas.... I am too old, small chested and I have a BF. god damn it.I think I'll go bake something and stuff my face.

Willow Matthews · 03-17-2009, 11:28 PM

Jeekers Lilly Cheer the fuck up!

Lily Joliat · 03-17-2009, 11:29 PM

hahaha, I had an attack of VHI reality tv and too much caffeine

03-17-2009, 03:44 PM	#105 (permalink)
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Ingrid N Prinsesstårta I don't understand your language. Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 2,333 My Mood: Business: liminal. Blog Entries: 2	I heard biting down on something like a slice of bread while chopping them helps with the tearing up. I don't know why though, it was explained with some pesudobiology of your nasal passages supposedly being blocked when I asked why. __________________ liminal.: Skins & AOs! More fun than a subincision!

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Allana Dion engage @ ur own risk is "especially unfriendly and rude" Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: California Posts: 3,189 My Mood: Pinboliada (Zuma) Champion!	Ok I'm going to ask here because Cristiano closed the thread where I asked it already. (still ya anyway oh king o' the forum) What does PMG ...(you know the place Brig ~~drags~~ invites us all to dance and listen to Dancien's tunes every Tuesday)... stand for anyway? __________________ blergh thing Trout Rated! Playful, yet sultry and smoky. I am giving you a 6.8 on the Trout Recreant Rating Scale of Sluttiness. Congratulations! You are not a slut, but given the right situation, you certainly have the potential.

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Khamudy Khamunist Running Dog Why am I up the tree, you say, why are you down there, I say Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 769 My Mood: SL Join Date: 30-01-2007	There was always a very strong correlation between the amount of abuse a member of staff received and how much of a twat they were to their students. The art, science and music teachers were pretty much adored, the English teachers were all bitches and had all sorts of rumours spread about them, except the male English teacher, who was really laid back. One of the English teachers, Miss Blunt, used to wear a LOT of heavy makeup and had her hair up in a huge bun on top of her head and behind her she left a cloud of overbearing perfume. A rumour started that she'd been in a horrific car accident and the big hair / heavy make up was to cover up a metal plate that covered the side of her head. xD

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Lily Joliat Like Totally Peace All Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Newcastle, UK Posts: 4,558 My Mood: SL Join Date: 7/22/06 Blog Entries: 10	OMG I NEED to be on Rock of Love next season. I want to have big fake tits, a man's face, and..and.... and...I want what diseases and lifestyle the love of Bret Michaels will bring me. My life is so boring and incomplete.

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Lily Joliat Like Totally Peace All Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Newcastle, UK Posts: 4,558 My Mood: SL Join Date: 7/22/06 Blog Entries: 10	but alas.... I am too old, small chested and I have a BF. god damn it.I think I'll go bake something and stuff my face.

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