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Arilynn · 10-10-2008, 01:32 AM

Selected nearly at random as the choices were endless, here are a few reasons I

Humps, even when I don't a clue what he is saying (my problem, not his):

Quote:

- I could not go a day without SLU. It is the mutts nuts imho

- but no just bastard pooping bollocking bloody data frigging base.

- She was however distracted from the business at hand by my amazing nipples

- Bloody bugger bollocks

- A few years ago nothing could have distracted me from rogering the bloom boy in wide and varied positions.

- Cart is in bed and I can hear him snoring so if the debate gets boring we could go in and throw bit's of rusk into his open mouth.

- Given that I spend hours fighting with myself 'you can't post that' 'post it' 'You can't tell them that' 'Tell them' 'Thats not as funny as you think it is' 'Yes it is' I think I may well end up posting in one thread and retracting in another....which will do wonders for my post count if not my sanity

- I shall pop over and undress in front of you singing God Save the Queen whilst balancing a pickled egg on each nipple (big nipples...like organ stops).

- BTW the shop assistant assured me that the correct term is MANBAG (Cos I'm all man rawwwwr)

**Humps** · 10-10-2008, 01:55 AM

ROFL!!! Awwwww that is soooo sweet of you Arilynn

I don't think I ever had a thread in my honour before! I shall love you forever now whether you like it or not

**Midi Reifsnider** · 10-10-2008, 03:00 AM

ETA - the Yeah That refers to Arilynn's post, not humps. Obviously I intended to quote Arilynn's post, and then agree with it emphatically. Somehow I didn't do that, and it looks like I'm agreeing with Humps thanking Arilynn, and what I meant to do was add to the Humps worship, but I hadn't had any coffee or breakfast, and messed it up. Now I haven't had my dinner and i'm probably messing this up to.

*takes a deep breath*
Right, what I meant was, Humps is great, smart, funny, and has amazing nipples.

Siyu Suen · 10-10-2008, 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Humps

See....I said Siyu looked fabulous. I am willing to bet that Terry writes a love interest for DEATH after seeing that glorious vision.....I soooo hope he does

Meanwhile, Dnate has no love for Humps. For Dnate has checked his closet and found something missing. Won't Verti be sad...

Raindrop Drinkwater · 10-10-2008, 08:29 AM

I've been silently forum-crushing on Humps for quite some time, now.

Not that he is the only one I have a crush on, mind you.

**Vertigo Paris** · 10-10-2008, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Humps

ROFL!!! Awwwww that is soooo sweet of you Arilynn

I don't think I ever had a thread in my honour before! I shall love you forever now whether you like it or not

Uh oh, Run Arilynn! We'll destract him!

**Vertigo Paris** · 10-10-2008, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Siyu Suen

Meanwhile, Dnate has no love for Humps. For Dnate has checked his closet and found something missing. Won't Verti be sad...

**Vertigo Paris** · 10-10-2008, 08:33 AM

Quote:

- A few years ago nothing could have distracted me from rogering the bloom boy in wide and varied positions.

- Cart is in bed and I can hear him snoring so if the debate gets boring we could go in and throw bit's of rusk into his open mouth.

These two totally made me LOL at my desk. Good thing the building is still relatively quiet.

Ingrid · 10-10-2008, 09:06 AM

Humps are you sure you have to be gay? Your female fans want more.

*WINK

On an unrelated note, how did you decide on your name Humps?

Raindrop Drinkwater · 10-10-2008, 10:12 AM

I donate my body to the mission of converting Humps to The Straight!

(ETA: live body. I'm not a straight necro.)

(ETA 2: Come to think of it, I'm not even that straight, either.)

**Mourna Biziou** · 10-10-2008, 10:28 AM

I likes me some Humps. He talks real purty.

**Humps** · 10-10-2008, 12:01 PM

You are all too sweet .....but why don't the boys love humps?

I'm doing it all wrong obviously. Lemme try this :

Yo, what about the dodgers game last night. They mixed it up huh? I was sat here watchin em fly gulping down a bud (he was bi curious) and I was totally like look at the buns on him! (Working for you yet lads? NVM it's working for me

)

Ingrid ....Humps came about because back in the day when I signed up to SL I had to choose a name and not realising I would be stuck with it forever rather unwisely chose Lord Humphrey. I fast grew to hate it and cringe when people say 'hello Lord' ......so anyone who knows me usually calls me Humps or humpy and I much prefer it. When I joined SLU it just seemed natural to use it.

Verti ..... Siyu greeted me yesterday on the Nation sim with the words 'Humps....what is with the fishnet (my top was sheer) ...who do you think you are Dnate'
Don't worry though, the top may have been Dnate but the nipples were all mine.

Raindrop, ooooh a crush! Alas it could never work I fear. Cart has my bit's electronically tagged. If they get the least moist and he has not caused it all hell breaks loose. Sirens blare and lights flash and a small marching band files past. It quite put's one off ones stroke! Taking a shower is a nightmare in this house.

Disclaimer: truly I am not obsessed with my nipples. I seem to be dropping them into every conversation I have these days but only because they are so impressive.

**Vertigo Paris** · 10-10-2008, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Humps

Disclaimer: truly I am not obsessed with my nipples. I seem to be dropping them into every conversation I have these days but only because they are so impressive.

Cocoanut Koala · 10-10-2008, 12:10 PM

"like organ stops"

I missed the one earlier!

coco

**Humps** · 10-10-2008, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vertigo Paris

oh alright then......

Brig McD · 10-10-2008, 12:28 PM

Humpy!

Here's a

and blue pill just for you.

ruby tuesday · 10-10-2008, 01:00 PM

He fills the void in my heart where Mulch, Clancy and Joke Translator once resided.

**Humps** · 10-10-2008, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruby tuesday

He fills the void in my heart where Mulch, Clancy and Joke Translator once resided.

Oh my thats a lot of void to fill!

**Midi Reifsnider** · 10-10-2008, 01:18 PM

Ok, I edited my post up there ^ but in case you don't go back and read it, Humps you're the greatest

Siyu Suen · 10-10-2008, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Humps

Oh my thats a lot of void to fill!

Should I tell Carth that you're filling a lady's void?

IsaDaft Trollop · 10-10-2008, 03:24 PM

I've adored Humps forever...

Thanks for making this thread Arilynn.

Arilynn · 10-10-2008, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IsaDaft Trollop

I've adored Humps forever...

Thanks for making this thread Arilynn.

My pleasure, Isa. I had to resist the temptation of adding a million other Humps quotes. Thanks for making me laugh so much, Humps. It was fun reading your posts.

Trout Recreant · 10-10-2008, 06:55 PM

Humps rocks, but like Arilynn, I can never figure out what the hell he's talking about. I've found the best way is to sit way back from the monitor and squint, then try to read every word simultaneously. You get the context better, and then you can reverse engineer it from there.

Here's to you, Humps:

**Humps** · 10-11-2008, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trout Recreant

Humps rocks, but like Arilynn, I can never figure out what the hell he's talking about.
:

This is a good thing because half the time I have no clue what the hell I am going on about and I write the bloody things! Pity poor Carthalis.....he gets to listen to it in RL 24/7. That is why though younger in years he looks twice my age.

BEARintheMorning · 10-28-2008, 04:40 PM

Count me among the Humps fans!

10-10-2008, 01:55 AM	#2 (permalink)
Humps Senior Member SLU Supporter I refuse to edit my status Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: UK Posts: 2,347 My Mood: SL Join Date: 19th May 2006 Business: Fab Pads! XBOX Leaderboard: 31^st Awards: 1	ROFL!!! Awwwww that is soooo sweet of you Arilynn I don't think I ever had a thread in my honour before! I shall love you forever now whether you like it or not __________________ "The Other Blog!"

10-10-2008, 03:00 AM	#3 (permalink)
Midi Reifsnider Miss Midipenny SLU Supporter I'm alright, thanks Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: UK Posts: 1,763 My Mood: SL Join Date: July 2007	ETA - the Yeah That refers to Arilynn's post, not humps. Obviously I intended to quote Arilynn's post, and then agree with it emphatically. Somehow I didn't do that, and it looks like I'm agreeing with Humps thanking Arilynn, and what I meant to do was add to the Humps worship, but I hadn't had any coffee or breakfast, and messed it up. Now I haven't had my dinner and i'm probably messing this up to. takes a deep breath Right, what I meant was, Humps is great, smart, funny, and has amazing nipples. __________________ I have seen the moment of my greatness flicker, And I have seen the eternal Footman hold my coat, and snicker, And in short, I was afraid. The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock, T.S. Eliot Last edited by Midi Reifsnider; 10-10-2008 at 01:07 PM.

10-10-2008, 10:28 AM	#11 (permalink)
Mourna Biziou Tincture of Evil SLU Supporter M is for Mourna, who died of ennui. Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 5,014 My Mood: SLShopper Ads: 2	I likes me some Humps. He talks real purty. __________________ Mah Flickah

10-10-2008, 12:10 PM	#14 (permalink)
Cocoanut Koala Coco's Cottages There is no sanctuary. You may think there is, but there isn't. Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 8,384 SLShopper Ads: 8 Business: Coco's Cottages Awards: 1	"like organ stops" I missed the one earlier! coco __________________ ~ Coco's Cottages ~ Rosieri 87,165,88 Newest Addition: SNOWY WOODS COTTAGE ~from the 512 Collection~

10-10-2008, 01:00 PM	#17 (permalink)
ruby tuesday Banned Come sit on my lap. Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,432 My Mood: Blog Entries: 1 XBOX Leaderboard: 11^th	He fills the void in my heart where Mulch, Clancy and Joke Translator once resided. __________________ "I don't know Ruby well and so I wouldn't until I knew her boundaries." "She has none." "I don't think that is quite correct - rather, they are infinitely expanding."

10-10-2008, 09:06 AM	#9 (permalink)
Ingrid archived Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,096 SLShopper Ads: 7 Awards: 1	Humps are you sure you have to be gay? Your female fans want more. *WINK On an unrelated note, how did you decide on your name Humps?

10-10-2008, 10:12 AM	#10 (permalink)
Raindrop Drinkwater dabbles with latex Shinyyyyy! Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 2,462 My Mood: SLShopper Ads: 35 Business: A2NZ: When creativity goes global	I donate my body to the mission of converting Humps to The Straight! (ETA: live body. I'm not a straight necro.) (ETA 2: Come to think of it, I'm not even that straight, either.)

10-10-2008, 12:01 PM	#12 (permalink)
Humps Senior Member SLU Supporter I refuse to edit my status Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: UK Posts: 2,347 My Mood: SL Join Date: 19th May 2006 Business: Fab Pads! XBOX Leaderboard: 31^st Awards: 1	You are all too sweet .....but why don't the boys love humps? I'm doing it all wrong obviously. Lemme try this : Yo, what about the dodgers game last night. They mixed it up huh? I was sat here watchin em fly gulping down a bud (he was bi curious) and I was totally like look at the buns on him! (Working for you yet lads? NVM it's working for me ) Ingrid ....Humps came about because back in the day when I signed up to SL I had to choose a name and not realising I would be stuck with it forever rather unwisely chose Lord Humphrey. I fast grew to hate it and cringe when people say 'hello Lord' ......so anyone who knows me usually calls me Humps or humpy and I much prefer it. When I joined SLU it just seemed natural to use it. Verti ..... Siyu greeted me yesterday on the Nation sim with the words 'Humps....what is with the fishnet (my top was sheer) ...who do you think you are Dnate' Don't worry though, the top may have been Dnate but the nipples were all mine. Raindrop, ooooh a crush! Alas it could never work I fear. Cart has my bit's electronically tagged. If they get the least moist and he has not caused it all hell breaks loose. Sirens blare and lights flash and a small marching band files past. It quite put's one off ones stroke! Taking a shower is a nightmare in this house. Disclaimer: truly I am not obsessed with my nipples. I seem to be dropping them into every conversation I have these days but only because they are so impressive.

10-10-2008, 12:28 PM	#16 (permalink)
Brig McD Waiting for Someday Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 12,149 My Mood: SL Join Date: July 29, 2006	Humpy! Here's a and blue pill just for you.

10-10-2008, 01:18 PM	#19 (permalink)
Midi Reifsnider Miss Midipenny SLU Supporter I'm alright, thanks Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: UK Posts: 1,763 My Mood: SL Join Date: July 2007	Ok, I edited my post up there ^ but in case you don't go back and read it, Humps you're the greatest

10-10-2008, 06:55 PM	#23 (permalink)
Trout Recreant Oncorhynchus mykiss Incomprehensible gibberish Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: West Coast, USA Posts: 5,998 My Mood: Blog Entries: 3 Awards: 1	Humps rocks, but like Arilynn, I can never figure out what the hell he's talking about. I've found the best way is to sit way back from the monitor and squint, then try to read every word simultaneously. You get the context better, and then you can reverse engineer it from there. Here's to you, Humps:

10-28-2008, 04:40 PM	#25 (permalink)
BEARintheMorning Is this thing ON?!? Virtually burned out. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,290 My Mood: SLShopper Ads: 7 SL Join Date: March 17, 2007 Business: BEARly There Enterprises	Count me among the Humps fans! __________________ You know you're addicted to drag racing when: During the winter, you roll the windows down just to smell the tire smoke from skidding tires.

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