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Old 09-18-2008, 03:37 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Drunk man tries to have sex with SUV

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LiveLeak.com - Police Called after Drunk Man has Sex with Toyota Four Runner


WTF is wrong with the drunks up in Portland, OR?!?
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Old 09-18-2008, 03:42 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Did the truck consent?
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Old 09-18-2008, 03:47 PM   #3 (permalink)
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WTF is wrong with the drunks up in Portland, OR?!?
Same thing that's wrong with the drunks everywhere... they're drunks.
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Old 09-18-2008, 03:49 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Maybe he's a cousin of the guy with the patio furniture...
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Same thing that's wrong with the drunks everywhere... they're drunks.
I've never heard of drunks trying to fuck cars before.

Patio furniture, yes. Also benches in China during the Olympics, but not cars

WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?!?

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Rather obviously, it's coming to.... No, that's too easy. Won't go there.
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Old 09-18-2008, 04:14 PM   #9 (permalink)
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It's an ad-viral.

I'd put money on it.
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Old 09-18-2008, 04:17 PM   #10 (permalink)
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This raises a very important debate.

Would I insult my wife more by fucking my neighbor or my SUV?
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Great. They figure he's a problem drinker, and install a breathalyzer in the truck. After that the guy will figure he's giving the truck a blow job. Ghey.
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It didn't look a day over 5 years old, so I think not.
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Wtf? I would of loved to hear the conversation between the cops and the owner of the poor sexually assaulted SUV.
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I'm not reading the article from work, but I can't help wondering about the logistics of it all.
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I can't look at that here, but I will later.

I note that the file name is "tailpipe". The tailpipe hadn't seriously occurred to me when I thought about the logistics of this act. It's filthy, has sharp edges and is occasionally red hot. I'm not sticking Trout Jr. anywhere near one of those.

I was trying to work out some sort of method involving the upholstery. Maybe the gap between the seats if they are bench seats or something.
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I can't look at that here, but I will later.

I note that the file name is "tailpipe". The tailpipe hadn't seriously occurred to me when I thought about the logistics of this act. It's filthy, has sharp edges and is occasionally red hot. I'm not sticking Trout Jr. anywhere near one of those.

I was trying to work out some sort of method involving the upholstery. Maybe the gap between the seats if they are bench seats or something.
I was thinking of the crack between the seats too
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I *knew* this thread was giving me deja-vu.

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...it all started one day when the guy was rear-ended...





And the worse part is the man never called the Toyota again.
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