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09-18-2008, 03:37 PM
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hey a penny!
Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: OR coast
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My Mood:  SL Join Date: 6/17/05
Business: Broken Kitty  | Drunk man tries to have sex with SUV obviously, NSFW!! LiveLeak.com - Police Called after Drunk Man has Sex with Toyota Four Runner WTF is wrong with the drunks up in Portland, OR?!?
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09-18-2008, 03:42 PM
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| Uppity Alt       SLU Supporter  
I'm the woman your mother
warned you about.
Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 4,868
My Mood:  SLShopper Ads: 19 SL Join Date: October 2006
Business: Brazen Women Shapes and Skins  | Did the truck consent? |
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09-18-2008, 03:47 PM
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| Banned
You can't give up on the
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09-18-2008, 03:49 PM
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| Neko-licious™ SLU Supporter   
Um, er...what now?
Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 7,906
My Mood:  SL Join Date: 8/8/06 Blog Entries: 3 XBOX Leaderboard: 37th  | Maybe he's a cousin of the guy with the patio furniture...
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09-18-2008, 03:54 PM
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| I BUY LAND SLU Supporter 
Still floating around the
interwebz
Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: O-hi-o!
Posts: 9,260
My Mood:  SLShopper Ads: 2 SL Join Date: August 05 | I love guys that love there trucks, but not any that LOVE there trucks.
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09-18-2008, 03:54 PM
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hey a penny!
Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: OR coast
Posts: 1,586
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Patio furniture, yes. Also benches in China during the Olympics, but not cars WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?!?  | |
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09-18-2008, 03:56 PM
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| Uppity Alt SLU Supporter
I'm the woman your mother
warned you about.
Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 4,868
My Mood: SLShopper Ads: 19 SL Join Date: October 2006
Business: Brazen Women Shapes and Skins | Quote:
 Rather obviously, it's coming to.... No, that's too easy. Won't go there. | |
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09-18-2008, 04:17 PM
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| Is a sickly peach color 
I love God and I love Guns.
Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: CT
Posts: 7,201
My Mood:  SL Join Date: 12/24/2003  | This raises a very important debate. Would I insult my wife more by fucking my neighbor or my SUV?
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09-18-2008, 04:21 PM
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| One never knows for sure SLU Supporter 
Diplomacy, with one in the
chamber...
Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: On diplomatic assignment, somewhere...
Posts: 3,814
My Mood:  | Great. They figure he's a problem drinker, and install a breathalyzer in the truck. After that the guy will figure he's giving the truck a blow job. Ghey.
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09-18-2008, 04:29 PM
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| Already been banned~ 
Not laughing.
Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 959
My Mood:  | Wtf? I would of loved to hear the conversation between the cops and the owner of the poor sexually assaulted SUV. 
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09-18-2008, 04:29 PM
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| nom nom nom 
zombified
Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: under the sea
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My Mood:  | ... I'm not reading the article from work, but I can't help wondering about the logistics of it all.
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09-18-2008, 04:32 PM
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| Oncorhynchus mykiss 
Incomprehensible gibberish
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I note that the file name is "tailpipe". The tailpipe hadn't seriously occurred to me when I thought about the logistics of this act. It's filthy, has sharp edges and is occasionally red hot. I'm not sticking Trout Jr. anywhere near one of those. I was trying to work out some sort of method involving the upholstery. Maybe the gap between the seats if they are bench seats or something. | |
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09-18-2008, 04:40 PM
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zombified
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09-18-2008, 05:56 PM
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| Is this thing ON?!? 
Virtually burned out.
Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Ontario, Canada
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My Mood:  SLShopper Ads: 7 SL Join Date: March 17, 2007
Business: BEARly There Enterprises  | ...it all started one day when the guy was rear-ended...  And the worse part is the man never called the Toyota again. 
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09-18-2008, 06:52 PM
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| The original prim whore SLU Supporter 
BUY INGRID'S PREFABS!!!
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09-18-2008, 07:01 PM
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| Countess of Darkmere 
Heaven, to keep its beauty,
cast them out, but even Hell
itself would not receive them
for fear the wicked there
might glory over them.
| I would hump a Ferrari Testarossa any day. Just saying... 
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