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FlipperPA Peregrine · 08-07-2008, 01:20 PM

I can't make this shit up.

Killer gets life sentence plus pizza in plea deal - Yahoo! News

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PORTLAND, Ore. - A New York man who pleaded guilty to murder in Oregon in exchange for buckets of fried chicken will get calzones and pizza to go with his life sentence.

Tremayne Durham, 33, of New York City, admitted last month that he fatally shot Adam Calbreath, 39, of Gresham, in June 2006. Durham wanted to sell ice cream and ordered an $18,000 truck from an Oregon company. He later changed his mind, but the company wouldn't provide a refund.

You can't fix crazy.

Dnate Mars · 08-07-2008, 01:24 PM

I have no words.

Decadent · 08-07-2008, 01:35 PM

Now that's a guy that loves his junk food.

Winter Ventura · 08-07-2008, 02:38 PM

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After Wednesday's sentencing, Durham was to get the rest of the deal — calzones, lasagna, pizza and ice cream, his defense attorney confirmed. They will pay the tab.

I can see this episode of Law and Order..

Prosecutor: "Your client flipped out because of an icecream truck... he travelled across the country and killed a man who didn't even WORK for the company anymore... And you want a DEAL? Fine, here's the deal: your client agrees to a life sentence, with the possibility for parole in 30 years, and we'll throw in pizza"

Defense: "that's not good enough counselor.. We want fried chicken and coleslaw.. Oh and some calzones."

Prosecutor: "We're not prepared to make that kind of a deal."

Defense: "Okay.. how about if we pay?"

Prosecutor: "Deal"

FlipperPA Peregrine · 08-07-2008, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Winter Ventura

I can see this episode of Law and Order..

Prosecutor: "Here's the deal: your client agrees to a life sentence, with the possibility for parole in 30 years, and we'll throw in pizza"

Defense: "that's not good enough counselor.. We want fried chicken and coleslaw.. Oh and some calzones."

Prosecutor: "We're not prepared to make that kind of a deal."

Defense: "We'll pay for it"

Prosecutor: "Deal"

LOG OFF NOW!

Is that joke beating the dead horse enough yet?

Brig McD · 08-07-2008, 03:29 PM

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A New York man who pleaded guilty to murder in Oregon in exchange for buckets of fried chicken will get calzones and pizza to go with his life sentence.

This actually works out well...he'll die from clogged arteries long before he finishes his life sentence. In the long run, this saves the state some real dollars.

Surreal Farber · 08-07-2008, 03:37 PM

wait... somebody married him before he got put away.. what????

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Decadent the ne'er do-well. Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Dallas. Posts: 3,373 SL Join Date: '04 '06.	Now that's a guy that loves his junk food. __________________ Some day we will look back on all this, laugh nervously and quickly change the subject. -- Tears stream down your face When you lose something you cannot replace Tears stream down your face And I.. Lights will guide you home And ignite your bones And I will try to fix you.

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Surreal Farber Treacherous BiSexual Doesn't Suffer Fools Gladly Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 3,806 SLShopper Ads: 1 My Mood:	wait... somebody married him before he got put away.. what????